HUMAN ZOO: HOLY MILK

Por Gundhramns Hammer
August 15, 2013

                              WARNING: IT MAY OFFEND SENSITIVE PEOPLE.

Source: Google Images.

The ambitious and gullible woman was told by an evangelical pastor that if she had a wad of his sacred milk she was going to have a lot of business at her store. 

He took out his pistol and before he could shoot on her face, he was caught red-handed in the corral. End of his story, for he ended up in jail. He was a sloppy shooter anyway, some people say.

He got too carried away with his business of shooting his "Holy Milk". 

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, a Brazilian evangelical pastor, was arrested for taking advantage and deceiving the faithful females of his congregation. 

He told the silly women that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.

In short, he said that his penis was blessed by the "Holy Ghost" and therefore his seed was mighty "Holy Milk". If any of them wanted to enter Heavens to enjoy the Lord´s company, first they had to take some of his "Holy Milk". He brainwashed the women with the "You do not enter the Lord´s Kingdom but through me". And they believed him!

As one of the victims said, “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”.

 

So he used to take the bewitched females at the back of the church where he had them give him oral sex until he shot his "Holy Spirit" during ejaculation (Videos 1-2). 

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                              Video 1. El pastor evangélico y su "leche sagrada".


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                               Video 2. Evangelical pastor and his "holy milk".

Under the pressure of the victim´s complaints, Valdeci Sobrino Picanto was finally caught by the police in Aporé, state of Goiás, Brazil. 

The man with the "blessed penis" offered no resistance to the police. He even asked Denise Pinheiro, the region´s delegate, if she wanted to be part of the "Kingdom of Heavens" (i.e., take some of his "Holy Milk") as they drove in the car on the way to the police station.

Sobrino Picanto (Fig. 1) insisted to the police that he was not ashamed of his acts, which he meant spreading his "Holy Milk". He was only doing "God´s will" after all.

Figure 1. Pastor with penis full of "Holy Milk". Source: Crónica.

Upon paying his bail, he was released. He is probably shooting his "Holy Spirit" somewhere in Brazil right now. 

Victims for his "Holy Milk" can be found galore. The human zoo is filled with tonnes of stupid people who want to believe what they want to believe when someone tells them what to believe is what they should believe when they want to believe. 

After Sobrino Picanto fell in the hands of the law, a woman said that this "sick man should have his balls cut off".