August 24, 2013
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Why so much fucking fuss over the Higgs boson in the news lately? Because it is behind your mass of bones, muscles and shit in your large intestine.
According to the Standard
Model of Particle Physics, this hypothetical subatomic particle is of particular importance because it is the one noodle that is supposed to give everything in the known universe its mass.
To play with particles, physicists have built the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Switzerland. Its construction took a whopping US $4.75 billion.
The electric bill must be fucking high, for this baby uses nothing less than 120 megawatts of energy!
To keep this fucking machine operating year round takes a lot of taxpayers blood, around US $1 billion.
So far, the total cost to find a supposed Higgs boson particle, or what comes consistently and statistically close to it, would be in between US $12.62 and 13.25 billion based off of Forbes calculations. And this is a lot of bread! Why not put it someplace else?
Since we are experimenting a media invasion of sophisticated words to excuse the fucking up of the Earth, with rethorics such as "sustainable development", "organic or ecologic development", etc., etc., and there are even social terms to screw up your neighbour or other countries in "politically correct" ways, and you know what we mean, so it would not be surprising at all that one of these days we will be told by the elite press that the finding of the definite and famous hypothesised "Higgs boson" particle (a spot on the elephant examined by blindmen) was after all highly "sustainable".
Highly sustainable? Fuck!
But where the fuck did the tonnes of materials to build this doomsday machine come from? You bet... Mother Earth.
And where does the fucking money for the LHC come from?
The money comes from the CERN member countries, with over 70% of the annual budget provided by France, Germany, Italy, UK and Spain.
But it comes ultimately from your back. Yes, you, the taxpayer.
So make sure you ass kiss a lot your boss. Cherish your job. Don´t even think of quitting your slave´s job. Work hard, strain your ass, leave your health somewhere along the rat race.
Every bit counts to pay the maintenance of this fucking technological monster (LHC), which was chiefly built to search for the Higgs boson, and to pay the salaries of the physicists, specialists in high thinking, very often enough to come up with complicated mathematical formulae that are not understood by their colleagues and thereby will justify their job and get their meals easily, with no physical toil.
After all, this is the idea behind going to school: To learn to be a zombie slave, to learn to be lazy, to learn how to lazy away with no physical work and know how to suck the blood from the rest of the human flock that is really slaving away to earn a fucking living, apart from the vampire politicians and banksters who always take the best out of your jugular.
Schools teach you to be more unsustainable. More unsustainable than you already were to begin with.
The more school crap you know and the higher the school degree (BS, Bachelor of Shit; MS, More of the Same, PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper), the more you will directly or indirectly screw up the Earth, for your consumption demands will be higher.
And thus you become a highly unsustainable and well trained human zombie: A perfect human slave. A walking sack of shit, shitting around and devouring Earth.
Humans sustainable? Fuck! Their technological tricks sustainable? Fuck!
We humans are fucking monsters.
References
Beech M. (2010). The Large Hadron Collider: Unraveling the Mysteries of the Universe. Springer, New York, NY, USA. 236 p.
Since we are experimenting a media invasion of sophisticated words to excuse the fucking up of the Earth, with rethorics such as "sustainable development", "organic or ecologic development", etc., etc., and there are even social terms to screw up your neighbour or other countries in "politically correct" ways, and you know what we mean, so it would not be surprising at all that one of these days we will be told by the elite press that the finding of the definite and famous hypothesised "Higgs boson" particle (a spot on the elephant examined by blindmen) was after all highly "sustainable".
Highly sustainable? Fuck!
But where the fuck did the tonnes of materials to build this doomsday machine come from? You bet... Mother Earth.
And where does the fucking money for the LHC come from?
The money comes from the CERN member countries, with over 70% of the annual budget provided by France, Germany, Italy, UK and Spain.
But it comes ultimately from your back. Yes, you, the taxpayer.
So make sure you ass kiss a lot your boss. Cherish your job. Don´t even think of quitting your slave´s job. Work hard, strain your ass, leave your health somewhere along the rat race.
Every bit counts to pay the maintenance of this fucking technological monster (LHC), which was chiefly built to search for the Higgs boson, and to pay the salaries of the physicists, specialists in high thinking, very often enough to come up with complicated mathematical formulae that are not understood by their colleagues and thereby will justify their job and get their meals easily, with no physical toil.
After all, this is the idea behind going to school: To learn to be a zombie slave, to learn to be lazy, to learn how to lazy away with no physical work and know how to suck the blood from the rest of the human flock that is really slaving away to earn a fucking living, apart from the vampire politicians and banksters who always take the best out of your jugular.
Schools teach you to be more unsustainable. More unsustainable than you already were to begin with.
The more school crap you know and the higher the school degree (BS, Bachelor of Shit; MS, More of the Same, PhD, Piled Higher and Deeper), the more you will directly or indirectly screw up the Earth, for your consumption demands will be higher.
And thus you become a highly unsustainable and well trained human zombie: A perfect human slave. A walking sack of shit, shitting around and devouring Earth.
Humans sustainable? Fuck! Their technological tricks sustainable? Fuck!
We humans are fucking monsters.
References
Beech M. (2010). The Large Hadron Collider: Unraveling the Mysteries of the Universe. Springer, New York, NY, USA. 236 p.
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