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sábado, 11 de octubre de 2014

THE CHUPACABRA PYRAMID: THE SAME OLD FUCKING THING DISGUISED AS A DIFFERENT THING

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By Gundhramns Hammer
October 11, 2014


 WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR DELICATE FOLKS!

The capital had become too large. It was full of crap as well, more than they knew what to do with. And they were already eating it too.

There were too many people going up and down the streets. In the downtown area where all of the wheeling and dealing including contraband was carried out, traffic jams were a fucking mess.

The big bosses in charge of sucking everyone else´s vital juice whilst seating on a comfortable chair in a fancy office had passed the order to keep all the vehicular traffic, chiefly heavy and light trucking, out of the streets during the day time, according to some authorities (Haskell, 1947).

This did not help anybody at all, for all the trucking traffic was then done at night and residents in the business area could not fuck at ease or sleep without being interrupted by the fucking loud noises of the trucks going back and forth with their business to keep all businesses from stopping dead.

As a matter of fact, after a fuck that made some folks relaxed and willing or ready to roll to sleep or those that went straight to bed to sleep could not sleep all night long at all.

In the morning, those folks living in the noisy trucking business area were grouchy or mad like hell, with their eyes bloated and red as the fires of hell.

Meanwhile, far away in foreign lands, there were wars going on to keep all the natural resources flowing into the capital to keep the people´s mouths shut so they would get what they needed or did not to continue living their own carved or imposed hell.

Since these invading armies were battling other folks to take away what was not their own, it was expected that sooner or later rebel forces would pop up.

This is how pirates and guerrilla warfare came about in those lands.

Sometimes these rebels were surreptitiously bought and manipulated by the invader forces so that the same locals would hand in what the foreigners wanted out of the land.

In the capital, some of those wheeling and dealing people that had found some kind of business to suck someone else´s blood and sweat became rich and were now quite anxious to learn the arts and letters so that they could impress their neighbours with boring poetry or stupid theatre plays at night.

The folks that belonged to this rich class pushed their kids to become highly educated so that they would never ever have to toil under the sun, digging and planting the soil, the one priceless source that fed everyone and which had already become full of crap and also a source of speculation for anyone who was on this side of the fence.

Pretty soon everyone was striving to imitate these human chupacabras.

Life for people in the capital and its surroundings and colonies had become a complicated network of boredom and entertainment mixed with banking, money lending, money borrowing, stealing, foreign trading, slaving and enslaving, management of large properties, investing, phantom firming, fucking, getting fucked, hooking and unhooking hookers, pot dealing, fighting, killing, crying, business, black marketing, land speculating and every and anything else that had a way of extracting money and taxes out of someone else´s pocket, with people at each twist and turn ever getting farther and farther from the one source of everything under the sun, Nature.

Finally, the result of this chupacabring mess was that they had created a complex chupacabra pyramid, with the number of chupacabras diminishing upwards, in which those who were one layer up directly or indirectly fucked up those down and so forth until in the end at the top and everywhere, everybody ended up fucked up, for all of their own crap ended back on their tables whenever and every time they sat up to gobble up.

Sounds familiar? It does, doesn´t it?

But we ain´t talking about a modern city, i.e., from the XXI century.  

No, we are talking about the capital of a long gone, a kaput chupacabra empire, the ancient city of Rome.

So even now, we can see that the same old fucking thing has been disguised as a different thing with a few monkey tricks here and there, of course, like this electronic machine we are using to send out this post to masturbate your mind which is hard to crack to see the world from a different angle so we all can find ways out of our own fucking mess and anti-biospherical habits (Video 1).


 Video 1. The world ocean's food chain is being polluted with plastics.


But do not expect the folks in the government will do it for you.

With the few exceptions, usually blocked to do a damn good job by the mediocre, moron and greedy bosses sitting on top of them, generally speaking the government folks are nothing but a bunch of greedy, snobbish, social-status seeking, paper-shuffling, stupid, moronic and slow to react human chupacabras who are only interested in protecting the economic interests of the money-making biological machines who may be human, nonhuman or humanoid, the mega-chupacabras or mega-chupopterans (Sp., chupar=to suck) on this planet, call them billionaires or global oligarchs if you wish, who have put these bureaucrats in place to do a job bigger than their heads so that the masses to be sucked below them have a continuous supply of food and all kinds of crap to live long enough to be sucked in a never ending chupacabra feast now called “developed human society”. 

The thing is that for everyone that is caught in this endless chupacabra thing at any given time will always look like modern to him or her when compared to the old thing.

But overall, crap is always crap and new soon is old, old can be new and new will be old when this old gets behind and the new steps ahead of it in an ever rolling ball within which everyone is trapped, perhaps for someone we do not know of and who or which might be playing with all of us like pets, to keep him/it from dying of boredom in his or its own universe.

All in all, for the time being, we humans are full of crap of our own making up to the neck.

We shall leave it here for now.

Enough for today to make you think, smile, laugh, wonder, get bored, ponder or burning mad to say fuck you!

Anyway, thanks for visiting with us!

See you later alligators!!


References 

Edmonds C.R. (1856). Cicero´s Three Books of Offices, or Moral Duties. Literally translated by Cyrus R. Edmonds. Henry G. Bohn, London, England. 342 p.  

Haskell H.J. (1947). The New Deal in Old Rome: How Government in the Ancient World Tried to Deal with Modern Problems. Alfred A. Knoff, Inc., New York, NY, USA. 256 p.+ XI.

United Nations (2008). Human Trafficking: An Overview. United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, Vienna, Austria. 48 p.  

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