HUMAN ZOO: CRAZY HATS

By Salvatore Scimino
July 30, 2013

Basiliscus basiliscus. Source: WAZA.

Animals had organised a party to celebrate life. Everyone had an intense hope that humans left Nature alone so each could enjoy its own space without having to worry about being killed, enslaved or losing their homes and families.

Two happy green basilisk lizards got together to talk about human behaviour. One lizard says to the other:

- Don´t you think humans are so vain, trying to imitated our beautiful crests?

- Yeah, but they look so ridiculous and fake. Ours are the real things. Their hats are crazy and are nothing but cheap imitations used to hide a small head, thin hair, baldness, to look taller, transmit a sensation of power or stand out in a crowd of silly people, exclaimed the other.

- At least the days when these naked apes would go out and kill every ostrich they could get their hands on to pluck their feathers for their crazy hats are over, continued one of the lizards.

- That is true but humans are still in the dark ages, always going about shooting and killing our brethren. And don´t forget these two legged beasts have ostrich farms where our friends are fattened and then have their throats cut, added the other lizard. 

- Humans are doing such a lousy job minding their own business. They are so treacherous and wicked. They won´t be happy until they exterminate every living thing on the face of the Earth, said a rhino that join the conversation.

- Unfortunately this is true, said one of the lizards.

- Do you think they have long to live the way they are going so full of insanity?, asked the rhino to the basilisks.

- Unless they learn to live within the limits set by Mother Nature, we doubt humans will continue under the sun, replied both lizards.

- Let us drink to that!, agreed the three friends.

The host of the party, an elegant cassowary, announced that there was a clip for everyone to enjoy. It was a movie about those ridiculous hats some females had been wearing recently at one of those extravagant parades humans are known for when they get together with the view of reproducing more of their own dangerous kind. 

The movie was called "Crazy hats for crazy occasions" (Video 1). It was the latest in a series to portray the insane lives of these two legged naked apes.

                             Video 1. The Movie "Crazy hats for a crazy occasions".

Everybody was surprised and laughed a lot watching man´s ingeniousness to complicate his life and fuck up everyone else´s.

Welcome to the human zoo!!!