PUTTING SUSTAINABILITY TO MAN´S BALLS

By Gundhramns Hammer

July 2, 2013
 

If man does not put any sustainability to his balls, his balls will not be sustainable.

Si el hombre no le pone sostenibilidad a sus pelotas, sus pelotas no serán sostenibles.

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In the 1960s and 1970s, there was the fad of talking about human overpopulation. It was always in the news and even a few books were written on this subject. The UN was concerned about it as well. Now it is all forgotten, with the exception of a few "environmental and development" consultants like Fred Pearce (2010) who mentions it. But the problem still is here.

Considering that humans put to shame rabbits when it comes to fucking, humans are always fucking, fucking drives their lives, in the long run they will end up eating up the whole biospheric cheese, Mother Earth. 

With no relief of colonisation of other planets at sight, for those habitable planets if any are too far away and it would take thousands of generations to get there anyway, and that even a trip to colonise Mars would be for those who can afford it, "it would not be such a bad idea to implement a global castration program on males, with a previous extended liquid nitrogen semen freezing campaign to avoid making angry those whose balls were taken. If it came to my children´s future, I would cut myself my balls!".

At least this is what it can be heard in the hallways during break time during some symposiums on human ecology, those set up by scientists who are afraid of losing their skin, sponsored by the rich global elite who is shitless of fear of ending up with no bread and biospheric cheese.

But, why so much fuss? 

Worldwide humans are always fucking round the clock, rain or shine. This fucking means a population growth rate of 1.096%. This rate results in about 145 net addition to the worldwide population every minute or 2.4 every second, according to the 2012 data of Index Mundi,

Their screwing also means a birth rate of 19.14/1,000 population. This rate results in about 252 worldwide births per minute or, that after a 9 month waiting period, 4.2 kids are pumped into this world every second (Index Mundi, 2012).

Here is the 2013 World Demographics Profile for humans: 

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Population	7,021,836,029 (July 2012 est.) top ten most populous countries (in millions): China 1,343.24; India 1,205.07; United States 313.85; Indonesia 248.22; Brazil 205.72; Pakistan 190.29; Nigeria 170.12; Bangladesh 161.08; Russia 138.08; Japan 127.37 (July 2012 est.)
Age structure	0-14 years: 26.2% (male 950,474,013/female 887,057,234) 15-24 years: 17.1% (male 615,201,010/female 581,500,831) 25-54 years: 40.5% (male 1,434,672,361/female 1,407,874,923) 55-64 years: 8.2% (male 282,837,253/female 295,889,006) 65 years and over: 8% (male 249,318,537/female 312,187,796) (2012 est.)
Median age	total: 28.4 years male: 27.7 years female: 29 years (2009 est.)
Population growth rate	1.096% note: this rate results in about 145 net additions to the worldwide population every minute or 2.4 every second (2012 est.)
Birth rate	19.14 births/1,000 population note: this rate results in about 252 worldwide births per minute or 4.2 births every second (2012 est.)
Death rate	7.99 deaths/1,000 population note: this rate results in about 107 worldwide deaths per minute or 1.8 deaths every second (July 2012 est.)
Urbanization	urban population: 50.5% of total population (2010) rate of urbanization: 1.85% annual rate of change (2010-15 est.) ten largest urban agglomerations: Tokyo (Japan) - 36,669,000; Delhi (India) - 22,157,000; Sao Paulo (Brazil) - 20,262,000; Mumbai (India) - 20,041,000; Mexico City (Mexico) - 19,460,000; New York-Newark (US) - 19,425,000; Shanghai (China) - 16,575,000; Kolkata (India) - 15,552,000; Dhaka (Bangladesh) - 14,648,000; Karachi (Pakistan) - 13,125,000 (2009)
Sex ratio	at birth: 1.07 male(s)/female under 15 years: 1.07 male(s)/female 15-64 years: 1.02 male(s)/female 65 years and over: 0.79 male(s)/female total population: 1.01 male(s)/female (2011 est.)
Infant mortality rate	total: 39.48 deaths/1,000 live births male: 41.42 deaths/1,000 live births female: 37.4 deaths/1,000 live births (2012 est.)
Life expectancy at birth	total population: 67.59 years male: 65.59 years female: 69.73 years (2012 est.)
Total fertility rate	2.47 children born/woman (2012 est.)
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate	0.8% (2009 est.)
HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS	33.3 million (2009 est.)
HIV/AIDS - deaths	1.8 million (2009 est.)
Sanitation facility access	improved: urban: 76% of population rural: 45% of population total: 61% of population unimproved: urban: 24% of population rural: 55% of population total: 39% of population
Religions	Christian 33.39% (of which Roman Catholic 16.85%, Protestant 6.15%, Orthodox 3.96%, Anglican 1.26%), Muslim 22.74%, Hindu 13.8%, Buddhist 6.77%, Sikh 0.35%, Jewish 0.22%, Baha'i 0.11%, other religions 10.95%, non-religious 9.66%, atheists 2.01% (2010 est.)
Languages	Mandarin Chinese 12.44%, Spanish 4.85%, English 4.83%, Arabic 3.25%, Hindi 2.68%, Bengali 2.66%, Portuguese 2.62%, Russian 2.12%, Japanese 1.8%, Standard German 1.33%, Javanese 1.25% (2009 est.) note: percents are for "first language" speakers only; the six UN languages - Arabic, Chinese (Mandarin), English, French, Russian, and Spanish (Castilian) - are the mother tongue or second language of about half of the world's population, and are the official languages in more than half the states in the world; all told, there are about 6,900 languages spoken in the world
Literacy	definition: age 15 and over can read and write total population: 84.1% male: 88.6% female: 79.7% note: almost three-quarters of the world's 775 million illiterate adults are found in only ten countries (in descending order: India, China, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Ethiopia, Egypt, Brazil, Indonesia, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo); of all the illiterate adults in the world, two-thirds are women; extremely low literacy rates are concentrated in South and West Asia and Sub-Saharan Africa (2010 est.)
School life expectancy (primary to tertiary education)	total: 11 years male: 11 years female: 11 years (2008)
Hospital bed density	2.94 beds/1,000 population (2005)

This is the reason why the Prince of Edinburgh is quite worried and he would like to "reincarnate as a lethal virus to alleviate the human overpopulation problem"!

The truth of the matter is that:

If man does not put any sustainability to his balls, his balls will not be sustainable.
 

Translation: Spanish

En los años 60  y 70 se puso de moda hablar del problema de la sobrepoblación humana. Siempre estaba en las noticias e incluso varios libros fueron escritos sobre el tema. Preocupaba también a las Naciones Unidas. Hoy todo está olvidado, excepto por uno que otro consultor de "ambiente y desarrollo" como Fred Pearce (2010) que lo menciona. Sin embargo, el problema sigue aquí. 

Considerando que los humanos son muy pisones (cojín cogiones/copulones) y que a la larga acabarán devorándose todo el queso biosférico.

Sin alivio de colonización de otros planetas, pues esos planetas habitables si los hay están muy lejos y se necesitarían miles de generaciones para alcanzarlos de todas maneras, e incluso un viaje para colonizar Marte sería sólo para aquel que pudiese pagar el pasaje, "no sería tan mala idea implementar un programa de capado (castrado) de los machos a escala mundial, con previo congelado de su semilla en nitrogeno líquido para que no se enfaden por haberles quitado sus pelotas. Si el futuro de mis hijos estuviese en juego, ¡yo mismo me cortaría las pelotas!". 

Al menos es lo que se oye por allí en los pasillos durante el lapso de recreo en los simposios sobre ecología humana, esos montados por los científicos preocupados por su pellejo, los patrocinados por la élite global que está cagada de miedo por temor de quedarse sin pan ni queso biosférico.

Pero ¿por qué tanta bulla?

Alrededor del mundo los humanos siempre está pisando (follando, copulando), día y noche, llueva o truene. Este pisoteo genital significa una tasa de incremento poblacional de 1.096%. Este incremento resulta en casi 145 adiciones netas a la población mundial cada minuto o sea 2.4 cada segundo, de acuerdo a los datos de Index Mundi para 2012.

Este follar (pisar, copular, fornicar) de los humanos también quiere decir una tasa de nacimiento de 19.14/1,000 de población. Esto resulta en cerca de 252 nacimientos cada minuto globalmente, lo que significa que, después de una espera de 9 meses, 4.2 niños son arrojados cada segundo en este mundo, de acuerdo a los datos de Index Mundi.

A continuación se muestra el Perfil Demográfico Mundial del 2012:
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¡Esta es una de las razones porque el príncipe de Edinburgh está muy preocupado y le gustaría "reencarnar como un virus letal para aliviar el problema de la sobrepoblación humana"!

La verdad de las cosas es que:

Si el hombre no le pone sostenibilidad a sus pelotas, sus pelotas no serán sostenibles. 

References

National Research Council (2002). Safe on Mars: Precursor Measurements Necessary to Support Human Operations on Martian Surface. National Academy Press, Washington, DC, USA. 51 p.

Pearce F. (2010). The Coming Population Crush: And Our Planet´s Surprising Future. Beacon Press, Boston, MA, USA. 289 p.