HUMAN ZOO: MED WHIPPED CREAM

By Salvatore Scimino
July 18, 2013

Source: Google Images.

There are some good or excellent medical doctors. They are the ones who keep abreast with the latest advances in medical research. Their training and accumulated experience is such that anyone under their care will get the best medical treatment.  And let us hope that we never have shortages of this kind of professionals.

Otherwise you would be in deep trouble. You need them once in a while to have them remove from you a piece of your rotten large intestine that could no longer handle your cheese hamburgers and well done steaks or your boobs are falling off, filled with tumours caused by a diet rich in animal fats.

Some doctors are average but their dedication to help people makes them remarkably outstanding. The world owes them a lot.

But there are also a few physicians that are not worth a piece of shit. Like those who cannot make heads or tails out of a CT scan or confuse your spleen with the pancreas. Or the ones who do human organ trafficking.

How did these shitty doctors get through medical school successfully anyway? There are various reasons.

Med students are not a breed apart. Neither are they special except they are more ambitious and money-loving than the rest of students since they know that the medical career can bring them abundance of money and prestige and, of course, lots of fucks. Med students fall in any of the following categories:

• Students with photographic memory and who are picked by the puppet masters who give them a scholarship,
• Students whose father belongs to or is connected to powerful visible or secret societies,
• Students whose parents belong to or are connected to powerful religious cults or societies,
• Students whose parents are government officials with good connections higher up,
• Students whose parents are army officers with strong political clout,
• Students whose father is a physician with good connections,
• Students whose parents are wealthy and can afford to send them to med school,
• Students whose parents are friends of university officials or med professors,
• Students recruited by university officials or professors because of the outstanding grades (willingness to work hard) and a strong sense of reaching a goal, like a hound,
• Students who work their butt off enough to pass exams, have a good memorising neuronal machine, have the right grades (straight-A) and happen to be at the right time, at the right situation and at the right location to be picked by goberning or official bodies to send them to med shool on a scholarship, 
• Students whose father or mother own a well endowed foundation,
• Students whose father is a wealthy mafia boss disguised as a respectable citizen,
• Students with one, more or all of the above.

Now, this is basically how it works in the United States, as far as we know: 

First, you have to be a smart aleck student in high school and your father must be a doctor. It is not necessary for you to be on the genius line. You have to be persistent on reaching your goal, though. 

  
Second, your father has to make a "donation" of US $200.000-300.000 to the medical school of your choice. 

And third, you have got good brains to memorise the tonnes of information thrown at you in your classes and to coordinate everything at test time. 

If by any chance you fall behind on any school subject (biochemistry, biophysics, human anatomy, etc.), you always have the learning centre to go to. There you will find people (usually "bright" students) who get paid to help you get through the rough spots along your med career.

And after years of heavy partying at night during the whole week and cramming a couple of nights before the exams and surmounting these hills plus passing the medical boards, voilá, you are a medical doctor! 

As expected, old partying habits from med school are hard to die and pop out now and then whilst working or off work. And some doctors are into whipping cream, like Tungara frogs (Engystomops pustulosus) at amplexus (Video 1), whenever they can.

                                       Video 1. Frog love foam.



Any doctor who likes to do some philandering knows a recipe for whipping cream.


Med whipped cream 

Source: Google images.

Good morning, Doctor!, said the good looking female nurse.

Hmm ..., I like this woman. May be I can get her in my sack, thought the young doctor.
   

Before you knew they were both making whipped cream one night after work. 

it was a hot and sticky summer night. The squeaking of the vehicle bouncing up and down, the huffing and puffing coming from the luxury car stationed with the open windows in the park woke up the birds sleeping on the trees. 

A pair of panicked doves took to the air, tearing their way through the foliage,  rustling and snipping leaves and twigs with the flapping wings. A few leaves fell on the ground next to Cupido´s car.

After the pair of lovers had their genital fill, each went to their respective homes. Not before having planned upon improving their whipped cream recipe next weekend.

Not bad for such a philanderer who had a job slicing people, examining cunts and asses, cutting off prostates and large intestines, stitching guts, stretching skin, dipping the hands in blood and shit and what have you. "I do not care as long as the pay is good", he used to say.

Hey, do you know a poor doctor?  

Welcome to the human zoo!!!

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