Chris Jordan: Turning powerful statistics into art. Source: PlasticPollution.
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lunes, 15 de mayo de 2017
lunes, 3 de febrero de 2014
GLUEING PEOPLE: WHAT?
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| Source: Success. |
By Gundhramns Hammer
February 3, 2014
There are three things that glue people together under the same roof. Which ones?
Blood, money and sex.
Which one do you think is the strongest?
Translation (español):
Hay tres cosas que pegan (o cementan) a la gente bajo el mismo techo. ¿Cuáles son?
Sangre, dinero y sexo.
¿Cuál crees tú que es la más fuerte?
sábado, 5 de octubre de 2013
AOKIGAHARA: SUICIDE FOREST IN JAPAN
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| Source: Steven Symes, Writer. |
The Aokigahara Forest is the most popular site for suicides in Japan. After the
novel Kuroi Jukai was published, in which a young lover commits suicide in the
forest, people started taking their own lives there at a rate of 50 to 100
deaths a year. The site holds so many bodies that the Yakuza pays homeless
people to sneak into the forest and rob the corpses. The authorities sweep for
bodies only on an annual basis, as the forest sits at the base of Mt. Fuji and
is too dense to patrol more frequently. (YouTube)
martes, 30 de julio de 2013
HUMAN ZOO: CRAZY HATS
By Salvatore Scimino
July 30, 2013
Video 1. The Movie "Crazy hats for a crazy occasions".
July 30, 2013
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| Basiliscus basiliscus. Source: WAZA. |
Animals had organised a party to celebrate life. Everyone had an intense hope that humans left Nature alone so each could enjoy its own space without having to worry about being killed, enslaved or losing their homes and families.
Two happy green basilisk lizards got together to talk about human behaviour. One lizard says to the other:
- Don´t you think humans are so vain, trying to imitated our beautiful crests?
- Yeah,
but they look so ridiculous and fake. Ours are the real things. Their hats are crazy and
are nothing but cheap imitations used to hide a small head, thin hair,
baldness, to look taller, transmit a sensation of power or stand out in a crowd of silly people, exclaimed the other.
- At least the days when these naked apes would go out and kill every ostrich they could get their hands on to pluck their feathers for their crazy hats are over, continued one of the lizards.
- That is true but humans are still in the dark ages, always going about shooting and killing our brethren. And don´t forget these two legged beasts have ostrich farms where our friends are fattened and then have their throats cut, added the other lizard.
- Humans are doing such a lousy job minding their own business. They are so treacherous and wicked. They won´t be happy until they exterminate every living thing on the face of the Earth, said a rhino that join the conversation.
- Unfortunately this is true, said one of the lizards.
- Do you think they have long to live the way they are going so full of insanity?, asked the rhino to the basilisks.
- Unless they learn to live within the limits set by Mother Nature, we doubt humans will continue under the sun, replied both lizards.
- Let us drink to that!, agreed the three friends.
The host of the party, an elegant cassowary, announced that there was a clip for everyone to enjoy. It was a movie about those ridiculous hats some females had been wearing recently at one of those extravagant parades humans are known for when they get together with the view of reproducing more of their own dangerous kind.
The movie was called "Crazy hats for crazy occasions" (Video 1). It was the latest in a series to portray the insane lives of these two legged naked apes.
Everybody was surprised and laughed a lot watching man´s ingeniousness to complicate his life and fuck up everyone else´s.
Welcome to the human zoo!!!
jueves, 25 de julio de 2013
EL PEDO: PATRIMONIO CULTURAL DE LA HUMANIDAD
Por Salvatore Scimino
25 de julio de 2013
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| Fuente: Pan con lo Mismo. [La causa del incendio parece que fue el encendido de pedos en la cama] |
Llegaron en coches lujosos, después de haberse llenado las barrigas con los más exquisitos y caros manjares y finos vinos en el restaurante de lujo más caro de la ciudad, y todo pagado con dinero ajeno. La reunión estaba prevista para las cinco de la tarde.
Entraron en el amplio salón y se acomodaron en sus respectivos asientos. Miraron los papeles que tenían en sus respectivos puestos. El silencio se apoderó del lugar por un breve instante.
Fue roto por el crujido de una silla cuando una mujer gorda intentó ponerse más cómoda. Su marido, que posiblemente pesaba 300 kg, estaba al lado de ella, se pasó la mano sobre la frente y después por las nalgas y seguidamente se raspó la nariz. Ambos estaban nerviosos. La exuberante comida grasienta y jugosa colmada de xenobióticos les había alterado sus hemorroides.
Son cosas que muy a menudo ocurren con los ambiciosos humanos cuando se meten en el tren de la carrera de los camaleones sociales en la sociedad humana, pues las buenas costumbres se maman (son adquiridas) en casa no en la escuela. La escuela es sólo una capa de pintura.
El tópico a discutir era un tema un poco embarazoso para todos los allí presentes pero los titiriteros, las manos escondidas que manejan a estas marionetas lameculos (ass kissers), habían decidido que a los rebaños de borregos humanos había que meterles y ponerles otra cadena invisible más dentro de la sopa cultural en la que ya los tenían nadando.
¿Cuál era el tópico a tratar por estos zánganos?
Era precisamente el pedo, ese chorro de aire intestinal hediondo que cada humano se echa, coma lo que coma, en cantidad suficiente para llenar de 1/2 a 2 litros de gas cada día.
Gases que multiplicados por la cifra de casi 7 billones de humanos en la Tierra no sólo le agregan al cambio climático sino que también constituyen un desperdicio de recursos naturales, pues bien aprovechados vendrían a solucionar en parte la crisis energética de este simio desnudo estúpido que lo único que hace es comer, cagar, dormir, pajearse y pisar (follar) debido al aburrimiento, comprar lo que no necesita y por supuesto, joder su propio nido planetario.
Estamos hablando de aproximadamente 700,000,000 a 14,000,000,000 litros de gases, principalmente metano, etano y butano, gases combustibles, que cada día son producidos por estos imbéciles simios desnudos cagones y pisones (Homo insapiens). Y esto es aparte de los eructos, pero eso ya es otra cuenta.
Estamos hablando de aproximadamente 700,000,000 a 14,000,000,000 litros de gases, principalmente metano, etano y butano, gases combustibles, que cada día son producidos por estos imbéciles simios desnudos cagones y pisones (Homo insapiens). Y esto es aparte de los eructos, pero eso ya es otra cuenta.
El uso apropiado de estos gases llamados pedos bien aprovechados incluso podrían poner al hombre en la Luna o servir un poco para ir a colonizar Marte (Fig. 1).
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| Figura 1. Hombre a propulsión a chorro. Fuente: Pan con lo Mismo. |
El presidente de la reunión leyó la propuesta a todos los miembros de la colmena de chupópteros (chupacabras, vampiros) y el salón se llenó con ruido de papeles, esos sonidos tan típicos y característicos donde hay holgazanes burócratas revuelcapapeles (paper shufflers) , quienes a veces no saben si lo que tienen frente a sus ojos está al derecho o al revés, o quieren aparentar que trabajan y "sudan por su pan de cada día".
La propuesta era simple: Declarar al Pedo como Patrimonio Cultural de la Humanidad.
Para ello deberían elaborar un plan estratégico para que los borregos humanos a escala global se lo tomen a pecho, pues sería necesario decirles que tirarse un gran pedo estruendoso entre la 4 y 5 de la tarde cada día era cosa buena para su salud.
Para no aburrir al lector sobre lo transcurrido en la reunión, la cuestión les resultó más fácil de lo que creían los chupasangre de gente, pues los rebaños de humanos son descerebrados.
Todos excepto uno estuvieron de acuerdo y los que dieron el si firmaron el Acta donde declaraban al Pedo como Patrimonio de la Humanidad.
La persona que no estaba de acuerdo dijo que habría que contratar a un grupo de científicos mataratas (mad scientists) para investigar este asunto de los pedos y luego dependiendo de los resultados nombrar un comité especializado. Lo cual, según los entendidos, se llevaría unos 10 años de estudios sofisticados de culos, tripas y metabolismo de alimentos.
Luego el siguiente paso fue simple. Sólo fue cuestión de nombrar un Comité Médico de Pedos, lo que redundaría en pagar a unos cuantos médicos inescrupulosos y ladrones, de esos que hacen más de 1 millón de operaciones quirúrgicas al año para cobrar ellos y las compañias aseguradoras buena paga, quienes deberían elaborar un programa corto de dos minutos para la TV donde decían que la gente necesitaba echarse un pedo a eso de de 4 ó 5 de la tarde todos los días y que de esa manera se mantendrían sanos y fuertes y colaborarían con resolver la crisis económica.
Además nombraron a unos cuantos niñatos ganadores de medallas olímpicas para que salieran también por TV, anunciando que su secreto de su velocidad en las carreras eran sus pedos y que por lo tanto recomendaban tirarse un pedo no sólo por su salud sino que era honorar el Patrimonio de la Humanidad.
Aparte de esto, los chupópteros de la reunión estuvieron de acuerdo en que se deberían nombrar Cuerpos Especializados de Vigilancia sobre Pedos alrededor del mundo, pues cualquier persona que atentara contra la dignidad de tirarse un pedo a las 4 ó 5 de la tarde sería considerado como un pedorrista (a fartrrist), un nuevo término inventado por ellos.
Las revistas y los periodicos del mundo no se pelearon por la gran noticia, pues son de los mismos dueños. Sendas páginas de colores en primera plana ararecieron ese mismo día de la declaración universal del pedo, luego siguió el río de tinta a lo largo de un año.
Para entonces ya el pedo de la tarde había sido aceptado por la gente alrededor del mundo. El pedo se había globalizado.
Y la crisis económica que tenía de los cojones al mundo comenzó a desbaratarse, pues se hicieron famosos los cursillos de pedos, dietas de pedos, restaurantes especializados con menús para tirarse más pedos, viajes para los más pedorros, revistas para hombres y mujeres especializadas para los pedos, centros de enseñanza (colegios, escuelas, universidades) para pedos, laboratorios para pedos, simposios científicos anuales sobre pedos, revistas científicas para pedos, surgió un Pedoliwood para hacer películas sobre pedos (Video 1), se montó un Premio Pedovel para galardonar a los científicos matamonos locos e innovadores en tecnología y ciencia de punta en pedos, etc., etc., lo que trajo una verdadera activación y revolución de la economía estancada. Y como es de esperarse, las industrias farmacéutica y médicas se forraron (made a killing).
Video 1. El Homo insapiens adorno lujosamente los baños para sus sinfonías secretas.
Lo bueno de esto es que ya no te podían echar de tu trabajo por tus pedos hediondos. Todo lo contrario, te alabarían. Posiblemente incluso te podrías ganar una medalla al mérito por la dignidad del pedo.
El hombre había entrado en la Edad de Pedos.
Pero algo había salido mal. Los mascotas en casa entraron en crisis por los pedos y en algunos casos fallecieron. La gente comenzó a preocuparse y el asunto pasó al más alto nivel para ser examinados por otra cuadrilla de burócratas chupasangre.
Como siempre, el cerebro del humano está especializado para resolver problemas pero a fin de cuentas crea más problemas que los resuelve.
Es por esta razón que estos sacos de mierda con dos patas, micos de mierda y pedos (Homo insapiens) se han cagado en su propio planeta.
En un ático de un rascacielos, los titiriteros sonrieron.... Eran los más pedorros de todos, los más mierda. Y los más ciegos.
La propuesta era simple: Declarar al Pedo como Patrimonio Cultural de la Humanidad.
Para ello deberían elaborar un plan estratégico para que los borregos humanos a escala global se lo tomen a pecho, pues sería necesario decirles que tirarse un gran pedo estruendoso entre la 4 y 5 de la tarde cada día era cosa buena para su salud.
Para no aburrir al lector sobre lo transcurrido en la reunión, la cuestión les resultó más fácil de lo que creían los chupasangre de gente, pues los rebaños de humanos son descerebrados.
Todos excepto uno estuvieron de acuerdo y los que dieron el si firmaron el Acta donde declaraban al Pedo como Patrimonio de la Humanidad.
La persona que no estaba de acuerdo dijo que habría que contratar a un grupo de científicos mataratas (mad scientists) para investigar este asunto de los pedos y luego dependiendo de los resultados nombrar un comité especializado. Lo cual, según los entendidos, se llevaría unos 10 años de estudios sofisticados de culos, tripas y metabolismo de alimentos.
Luego el siguiente paso fue simple. Sólo fue cuestión de nombrar un Comité Médico de Pedos, lo que redundaría en pagar a unos cuantos médicos inescrupulosos y ladrones, de esos que hacen más de 1 millón de operaciones quirúrgicas al año para cobrar ellos y las compañias aseguradoras buena paga, quienes deberían elaborar un programa corto de dos minutos para la TV donde decían que la gente necesitaba echarse un pedo a eso de de 4 ó 5 de la tarde todos los días y que de esa manera se mantendrían sanos y fuertes y colaborarían con resolver la crisis económica.
Además nombraron a unos cuantos niñatos ganadores de medallas olímpicas para que salieran también por TV, anunciando que su secreto de su velocidad en las carreras eran sus pedos y que por lo tanto recomendaban tirarse un pedo no sólo por su salud sino que era honorar el Patrimonio de la Humanidad.
Aparte de esto, los chupópteros de la reunión estuvieron de acuerdo en que se deberían nombrar Cuerpos Especializados de Vigilancia sobre Pedos alrededor del mundo, pues cualquier persona que atentara contra la dignidad de tirarse un pedo a las 4 ó 5 de la tarde sería considerado como un pedorrista (a fartrrist), un nuevo término inventado por ellos.
Las revistas y los periodicos del mundo no se pelearon por la gran noticia, pues son de los mismos dueños. Sendas páginas de colores en primera plana ararecieron ese mismo día de la declaración universal del pedo, luego siguió el río de tinta a lo largo de un año.
Para entonces ya el pedo de la tarde había sido aceptado por la gente alrededor del mundo. El pedo se había globalizado.
Y la crisis económica que tenía de los cojones al mundo comenzó a desbaratarse, pues se hicieron famosos los cursillos de pedos, dietas de pedos, restaurantes especializados con menús para tirarse más pedos, viajes para los más pedorros, revistas para hombres y mujeres especializadas para los pedos, centros de enseñanza (colegios, escuelas, universidades) para pedos, laboratorios para pedos, simposios científicos anuales sobre pedos, revistas científicas para pedos, surgió un Pedoliwood para hacer películas sobre pedos (Video 1), se montó un Premio Pedovel para galardonar a los científicos matamonos locos e innovadores en tecnología y ciencia de punta en pedos, etc., etc., lo que trajo una verdadera activación y revolución de la economía estancada. Y como es de esperarse, las industrias farmacéutica y médicas se forraron (made a killing).
Lo bueno de esto es que ya no te podían echar de tu trabajo por tus pedos hediondos. Todo lo contrario, te alabarían. Posiblemente incluso te podrías ganar una medalla al mérito por la dignidad del pedo.
El hombre había entrado en la Edad de Pedos.
Pero algo había salido mal. Los mascotas en casa entraron en crisis por los pedos y en algunos casos fallecieron. La gente comenzó a preocuparse y el asunto pasó al más alto nivel para ser examinados por otra cuadrilla de burócratas chupasangre.
Como siempre, el cerebro del humano está especializado para resolver problemas pero a fin de cuentas crea más problemas que los resuelve.
Es por esta razón que estos sacos de mierda con dos patas, micos de mierda y pedos (Homo insapiens) se han cagado en su propio planeta.
En un ático de un rascacielos, los titiriteros sonrieron.... Eran los más pedorros de todos, los más mierda. Y los más ciegos.
viernes, 28 de junio de 2013
ALIENS VISIT AN UPSIDE DOWN WORLD: EARTH
By Gundhramns Hammer &
Salvatore Scimino
June 28, 2013
The 2012 census had thrown almost 9 million people, 8,336,697 to be exact, according to Wikipedia, living crammed and stacked in all kind of sizes of dwellings from apartments in high rise buildings to a tent or a cardboard refuge under a bridge, for the poor and neglected that survive eating out of the garbage bin.
Which means that somewhere along the line of time, there had been more than 9 million fucks, hot perhaps or cold, taking place at night or during the day, and most likely all the sexual couplings were to release stress accumulated during the chase.
A chase not for warm-blooded prey, seeds, insect larvae or digging up roots, life to feed life, as in the olden days, but pseudohunting for cold metal coins or pieces of paper adorned with exotic and mysterious symbols.
Life may range from easy to damn hard for these primates in their own made Calhoun´s universe. Humans here, like everywhere else, are still trying to figure out the reason of their existence under the Sun.
It is common for these naked hominids to fall prey under the claws of depression and a feeling of boredom, despair and senselessness as they go about pursuing their modern lifestyles in the jungle of concrete and steel.
New York City inhabitants, and by that matter each human being, are living proof that this species of ape is a sex maniac.
Such a large number, almost 9 million of people, when seen from a distance, looks like crawling maggots in a decaying carcass.
Lots of things happen in this large city at any time, good and bad. It never sleeps.
The sun came out as it always does. At least until it runs out of atomic fuel.
Out of the air, like in Star Trek, a body materialised in a few seconds. A skinny and paled humanoid creature, dressed in one piece golden suit came forward, towering almost 3 metres tall. Whether it was a male or female was hard to tell. There was a small round platinum coloured box around the alien´s neck.
The atmosphere got really tense on the human side. Many men and women in the crowd shitted and pissed in their pants, out of emotion and fear alike.
The alien creature said they wanted to learn more about the human civilisation. With the help of the box hanging from the extraterrestrial´s neck, the first words translated sounded like these, in perfect English:
- We have been watching you for over 100.000 years, and now we finally meet. My first question is this. Should you answer honestly, as you say, we shall stay and teach you our ways.
That sounded like glory to the ears of the military who were nearby.
The alien continued. The people were all ears. The EBE (extraterrestrial biological entity) went like this, the voice coming from the galactic creature´s neck box:
- I will use the language you use in those moving pictures you are so fond of watching. Here is our question.
- Tell us, the alien went on, why is it that you designate some of your most violent people, some strong men who beat the hell out of the opponents, hitting and breaking their ribs and teeth in a ring, in what you call "boxing", after becoming famous around your world, as messengers of peace?
As evidence of this, the EBE projected a message in the air, a very sophisticated holographic image, along with a telepathic beam that penetrated the minds of every human present there, to make sure these apes missed nothing. This is what it read:
Everyone in the human crowd was speechless. There was only mumbling from the authorities. Their heads were confused, looking at spinning stars.
They had an alien from another world in front of their eyes and could not come out with an answer that could answer and satisfy the intergalactic intelligent creature. A body guard farted and after puked out of panic.
- We came in peace that is not like your peace. Therefore we leave. Perhaps we will return.
Being said that, the ET boarded the space ship. It took off faster than the speed of light, leaving the crowd disappointed, especially the military bunch.
From the south edge of the mass of people, the dumbfounded humans that had seen the arrival and departure of the aliens, there came a loud voice.
- It is because humans have this world upside down!!!!!, she yelled.
The school of life never seizes to amaze anyone who has the time to listen to what people on the streets learn and have to say. These street people quite frequently have more common sense than a lot of dumb politicians whose life is only thinking of stuffing their swollen bellies with meat, worrying about their fat ass and getting laid.
But by then it was too late. The aliens were already beyond the Solar System, or as they now called it: "Noidmbavsciu", which meant "place of warmongering talking two-legged beasts for no reason", in the click-klack sounding language.
And damn it, it is upside down indeed!!!!!!!
With the cart before the horse.
A beggarman, who used to be an engineer but got fed up with the system and now lived on the streets and slept under a bridge, was asked:
- Is man sapiens?
He said:
- Fuck!!!
June 28, 2013
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The flying saucer flew around at lightning
speed a few times before landing on Central Park in New York City, the famous
Apple. One of the biggest breeding colonies of Homo "sapiens"
on planet Earth.
The 2012 census had thrown almost 9 million people, 8,336,697 to be exact, according to Wikipedia, living crammed and stacked in all kind of sizes of dwellings from apartments in high rise buildings to a tent or a cardboard refuge under a bridge, for the poor and neglected that survive eating out of the garbage bin.
Which means that somewhere along the line of time, there had been more than 9 million fucks, hot perhaps or cold, taking place at night or during the day, and most likely all the sexual couplings were to release stress accumulated during the chase.
A chase not for warm-blooded prey, seeds, insect larvae or digging up roots, life to feed life, as in the olden days, but pseudohunting for cold metal coins or pieces of paper adorned with exotic and mysterious symbols.
Lifeless money to buy lifeless packaged food to stuff up rumbling bellies and
altered egos in one of the most populous cities in the world.
Life may range from easy to damn hard for these primates in their own made Calhoun´s universe. Humans here, like everywhere else, are still trying to figure out the reason of their existence under the Sun.
It is common for these naked hominids to fall prey under the claws of depression and a feeling of boredom, despair and senselessness as they go about pursuing their modern lifestyles in the jungle of concrete and steel.
New York City inhabitants, and by that matter each human being, are living proof that this species of ape is a sex maniac.
Such a large number, almost 9 million of people, when seen from a distance, looks like crawling maggots in a decaying carcass.
The dwellers of New York City
require a lot of natural resources, functioning as a giant machine chewing up
big chunks of the Earth. They are worst than swarms of hungry locusts.
This city or any other on the
surface of the Earth suck up life and expel mountains of garbage, toxic shit and tonnes of
human waste and dung into the environment (Video 1). Cities are cancer on a planetary scale. Cities are Earthsores.
Video 1. America´s megadump garbage mountain.
It takes a lot of food and water to
keep alive such a vast number of antibiospheric two-legged hominid beasts.
Lots of things happen in this large city at any time, good and bad. It never sleeps.
The sun came out as it always does. At least until it runs out of atomic fuel.
Something very special was about to happen
today. Everybody knew it. Even abroad.
On the last circle, the occupants
inside the alien star ship were confident that things were alright
on the ground, they would not be in danger of losing their necks under the ax
of these belligerent apes, and they finally came down.
It was the year 2030. Everything was
ready, including the towers with the laser beams just in case. But still too primitive war tools
for this advanced outer space race.
The star ship landed silently, without
even blowing away the dead tree leaves on the grass. No sound was heard. A squirrel saw the UFO and scurried away as fast as it could on a nearby tree. To this sciurid mammal, the ET ship was a giant hawk.
Out of the air, like in Star Trek, a body materialised in a few seconds. A skinny and paled humanoid creature, dressed in one piece golden suit came forward, towering almost 3 metres tall. Whether it was a male or female was hard to tell. There was a small round platinum coloured box around the alien´s neck.
The atmosphere got really tense on the human side. Many men and women in the crowd shitted and pissed in their pants, out of emotion and fear alike.
The alien creature said they wanted to learn more about the human civilisation. With the help of the box hanging from the extraterrestrial´s neck, the first words translated sounded like these, in perfect English:
- We have been watching you for over 100.000 years, and now we finally meet. My first question is this. Should you answer honestly, as you say, we shall stay and teach you our ways.
That sounded like glory to the ears of the military who were nearby.
The alien continued. The people were all ears. The EBE (extraterrestrial biological entity) went like this, the voice coming from the galactic creature´s neck box:
- I will use the language you use in those moving pictures you are so fond of watching. Here is our question.
- Tell us, the alien went on, why is it that you designate some of your most violent people, some strong men who beat the hell out of the opponents, hitting and breaking their ribs and teeth in a ring, in what you call "boxing", after becoming famous around your world, as messengers of peace?
As evidence of this, the EBE projected a message in the air, a very sophisticated holographic image, along with a telepathic beam that penetrated the minds of every human present there, to make sure these apes missed nothing. This is what it read:
Former United nations Messengers of peace
Muhammad
Ali & Kofi Annan. Credit: UN Photo/Eskinder Debebe
Known worldwide
as "the Greatest", three-time World Heavyweight Champion boxer
Muhammad Ali (USA) was designated UN Messenger of Peace in 1998. Spending most of
his time outside the boxing ring devoted to the pursuit of peace, Mr. Ali first
came to the UN in 1978 to address the UN Special Committee against Apartheid
with a message of peace and spirituality. He brings people from all races
together by preaching "healing" to everyone irrespective of race,
religion or age. Over the years Mr. Ali has been a relentless advocate for
people in need and a significant humanitarian actor in the developing world,
supporting relief and development initiatives and hand-delivering food and
medical supplies to hospitals, street children and orphanages in Africa and
Asia. UN Messengers of Peace, http://www.un.org/sg/mop/formermops.shtml
Everyone in the human crowd was speechless. There was only mumbling from the authorities. Their heads were confused, looking at spinning stars.
They had an alien from another world in front of their eyes and could not come out with an answer that could answer and satisfy the intergalactic intelligent creature. A body guard farted and after puked out of panic.
There was no way of deceiving this EBE. No government official could trick this ET as these aliens were able to read people´s minds.
- We came in peace that is not like your peace. Therefore we leave. Perhaps we will return.
Being said that, the ET boarded the space ship. It took off faster than the speed of light, leaving the crowd disappointed, especially the military bunch.
From the south edge of the mass of people, the dumbfounded humans that had seen the arrival and departure of the aliens, there came a loud voice.
An old beggar woman that had
just arrived to the park and was told what had happened with the alien visit
spoke:
- It is because humans have this world upside down!!!!!, she yelled.
The school of life never seizes to amaze anyone who has the time to listen to what people on the streets learn and have to say. These street people quite frequently have more common sense than a lot of dumb politicians whose life is only thinking of stuffing their swollen bellies with meat, worrying about their fat ass and getting laid.
But by then it was too late. The aliens were already beyond the Solar System, or as they now called it: "Noidmbavsciu", which meant "place of warmongering talking two-legged beasts for no reason", in the click-klack sounding language.
And damn it, it is upside down indeed!!!!!!!
With the cart before the horse.
A beggarman, who used to be an engineer but got fed up with the system and now lived on the streets and slept under a bridge, was asked:
- Is man sapiens?
He said:
- Fuck!!!
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miércoles, 19 de junio de 2013
HEADS OF THE HYDRA: PLACES NAMED "UNITED STATES" IN THE WORLD
By Gundhramns Hammer
June 19, 2013
United States of Mexico (Estados Unidos Mexicanos)
United States of Indonesia (Federal Republic of the United States of Indonesia)
United States of Brazil (Estados Unidos do Brasil)
These countries and the rest around the world are really heads of the same hydra. Heads that belong to a very powerful beast that hides behind the logo: "Liberté, égualité et fraternité", although this point still far from being reached.
For instance, the application of the law is not the same for everyone. There is one law for the poor, a person who steals a chicken from his neighbour, and another one for the very powerful and rich, for wealthy people seldom are sent to jail.
If rich people are ever imprisoned, this is only temporarily and often this happens because they are not doing what the master hydra commands them to do. After all, birds of a feather protect together.
June 19, 2013
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| Source: Tom Yurasits Magic |
The names given to places are nothing but points of reference so that humans can talk to one another about places that are not places but figments in some place that is not a place in their minds.
Putting this point aside, let us talk about places so that you can feel yourself in place within this place we call earth.
How many places are there named "United States" in the world? There are a few places that bear this name. These are:
How many places are there named "United States" in the world? There are a few places that bear this name. These are:
United States of America. A place where ironically anglophone people think only as America, which is far from the truth, for this country is just one of the places placed in a large continent named America, a land filled with tonnes of names of places which are needed by man to feel in place.
United States of Indonesia (Federal Republic of the United States of Indonesia)
United States of Brazil (Estados Unidos do Brasil)
These countries and the rest around the world are really heads of the same hydra. Heads that belong to a very powerful beast that hides behind the logo: "Liberté, égualité et fraternité", although this point still far from being reached.
For instance, the application of the law is not the same for everyone. There is one law for the poor, a person who steals a chicken from his neighbour, and another one for the very powerful and rich, for wealthy people seldom are sent to jail.
If rich people are ever imprisoned, this is only temporarily and often this happens because they are not doing what the master hydra commands them to do. After all, birds of a feather protect together.
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