June 28, 2013
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The flying saucer flew around at lightning
speed a few times before landing on Central Park in New York City, the famous
Apple. One of the biggest breeding colonies of Homo "sapiens"
on planet Earth.
The 2012 census had thrown almost 9 million people, 8,336,697 to be exact, according to Wikipedia, living crammed and stacked in all kind of sizes of dwellings from apartments in high rise buildings to a tent or a cardboard refuge under a bridge, for the poor and neglected that survive eating out of the garbage bin.
Which means that somewhere along the line of time, there had been more than 9 million fucks, hot perhaps or cold, taking place at night or during the day, and most likely all the sexual couplings were to release stress accumulated during the chase.
A chase not for warm-blooded prey, seeds, insect larvae or digging up roots, life to feed life, as in the olden days, but pseudohunting for cold metal coins or pieces of paper adorned with exotic and mysterious symbols.
Lifeless money to buy lifeless packaged food to stuff up rumbling bellies and
altered egos in one of the most populous cities in the world.
Life may range from easy to damn hard for these primates in their own made Calhoun´s universe. Humans here, like everywhere else, are still trying to figure out the reason of their existence under the Sun.
It is common for these naked hominids to fall prey under the claws of depression and a feeling of boredom, despair and senselessness as they go about pursuing their modern lifestyles in the jungle of concrete and steel.
New York City inhabitants, and by that matter each human being, are living proof that this species of ape is a sex maniac.
Such a large number, almost 9 million of people, when seen from a distance, looks like crawling maggots in a decaying carcass.
The dwellers of New York City
require a lot of natural resources, functioning as a giant machine chewing up
big chunks of the Earth. They are worst than swarms of hungry locusts.
This city or any other on the
surface of the Earth suck up life and expel mountains of garbage, toxic shit and tonnes of
human waste and dung into the environment (Video 1). Cities are cancer on a planetary scale. Cities are Earthsores.
Video 1. America´s megadump garbage mountain.
It takes a lot of food and water to
keep alive such a vast number of antibiospheric two-legged hominid beasts.
Lots of things happen in this large city at any time, good and bad. It never sleeps.
The sun came out as it always does. At least until it runs out of atomic fuel.
Something very special was about to happen
today. Everybody knew it. Even abroad.
On the last circle, the occupants
inside the alien star ship were confident that things were alright
on the ground, they would not be in danger of losing their necks under the ax
of these belligerent apes, and they finally came down.
It was the year 2030. Everything was
ready, including the towers with the laser beams just in case. But still too primitive war tools
for this advanced outer space race.
The star ship landed silently, without
even blowing away the dead tree leaves on the grass. No sound was heard. A squirrel saw the UFO and scurried away as fast as it could on a nearby tree. To this sciurid mammal, the ET ship was a giant hawk.
Out of the air, like in Star Trek, a body materialised in a few seconds. A skinny and paled humanoid creature, dressed in one piece golden suit came forward, towering almost 3 metres tall. Whether it was a male or female was hard to tell. There was a small round platinum coloured box around the alien´s neck.
The atmosphere got really tense on the human side. Many men and women in the crowd shitted and pissed in their pants, out of emotion and fear alike.
The alien creature said they wanted to learn more about the human civilisation. With the help of the box hanging from the extraterrestrial´s neck, the first words translated sounded like these, in perfect English:
- We have been watching you for over 100.000 years, and now we finally meet. My first question is this. Should you answer honestly, as you say, we shall stay and teach you our ways.
That sounded like glory to the ears of the military who were nearby.
The alien continued. The people were all ears. The EBE (extraterrestrial biological entity) went like this, the voice coming from the galactic creature´s neck box:
- I will use the language you use in those moving pictures you are so fond of watching. Here is our question.
- Tell us, the alien went on, why is it that you designate some of your most violent people, some strong men who beat the hell out of the opponents, hitting and breaking their ribs and teeth in a ring, in what you call "boxing", after becoming famous around your world, as messengers of peace?
As evidence of this, the EBE projected a message in the air, a very sophisticated holographic image, along with a telepathic beam that penetrated the minds of every human present there, to make sure these apes missed nothing. This is what it read:
Former United nations Messengers of peace
Muhammad
Ali & Kofi Annan. Credit: UN Photo/Eskinder Debebe
Known worldwide
as "the Greatest", three-time World Heavyweight Champion boxer
Muhammad Ali (USA) was designated UN Messenger of Peace in 1998. Spending most of
his time outside the boxing ring devoted to the pursuit of peace, Mr. Ali first
came to the UN in 1978 to address the UN Special Committee against Apartheid
with a message of peace and spirituality. He brings people from all races
together by preaching "healing" to everyone irrespective of race,
religion or age. Over the years Mr. Ali has been a relentless advocate for
people in need and a significant humanitarian actor in the developing world,
supporting relief and development initiatives and hand-delivering food and
medical supplies to hospitals, street children and orphanages in Africa and
Asia. UN Messengers of Peace, http://www.un.org/sg/mop/formermops.shtml
Everyone in the human crowd was speechless. There was only mumbling from the authorities. Their heads were confused, looking at spinning stars.
They had an alien from another world in front of their eyes and could not come out with an answer that could answer and satisfy the intergalactic intelligent creature. A body guard farted and after puked out of panic.
There was no way of deceiving this EBE. No government official could trick this ET as these aliens were able to read people´s minds.
- We came in peace that is not like your peace. Therefore we leave. Perhaps we will return.
Being said that, the ET boarded the space ship. It took off faster than the speed of light, leaving the crowd disappointed, especially the military bunch.
From the south edge of the mass of people, the dumbfounded humans that had seen the arrival and departure of the aliens, there came a loud voice.
An old beggar woman that had
just arrived to the park and was told what had happened with the alien visit
spoke:
- It is because humans have this world upside down!!!!!, she yelled.
The school of life never seizes to amaze anyone who has the time to listen to what people on the streets learn and have to say. These street people quite frequently have more common sense than a lot of dumb politicians whose life is only thinking of stuffing their swollen bellies with meat, worrying about their fat ass and getting laid.
But by then it was too late. The aliens were already beyond the Solar System, or as they now called it: "Noidmbavsciu", which meant "place of warmongering talking two-legged beasts for no reason", in the click-klack sounding language.
And damn it, it is upside down indeed!!!!!!!
With the cart before the horse.
A beggarman, who used to be an engineer but got fed up with the system and now lived on the streets and slept under a bridge, was asked:
- Is man sapiens?
He said:
- Fuck!!!
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