NIGERIA: COWS MAKE SOME NIGERIAN MEN GO CRAZY

By Salvatore Scimino
June 23, 2013

A street in Lagos, Nigeria.

It was late in the afternoon. It was pouring outside. The heat and humidity were intense. Nigeria has only two seasons, rainy and dry periods. 

The southern part of Nigeria experiences two wet seasons. The first rainy season starts in March and continues to the end of July. The second one goes from September ending in October. The short dry period in August is known as August break. After October follows the long dry season. 

A fly buzzing around interrupted the monotony and silence of the dim lit room. A raucous cough and the smell of cigarette that popped in the air scared the insect away.

A woman came into the clinic rushing, trying to avoid get more rain on her hair and clothing. She was wearing her best violent splashed with green, yellow and red dots dress. 

She had brought in her arms a small boy into the clinic. After the normal paperwork, the practicing physician, a tall and round man graduated four decades ago from an English university, carefully examined the patient. 

Drops of sweat rolled down on the mother´s face. She was nervous and sleepy. She had not had a single nap during the night trying to stop the fever of her child. The witch doctor´s medicine had had no effect on the sick little boy. 

She paid dearly for a package of traditional medicine, a mysterious mixture of dried leaves, powder of snake meat and elephant bone with peppercorns, which was supposed to be boiled to make a drink. She had a strange feeling the she had been gypped.

A lot of Nigerians are still firm believers of witch doctors. Snake oils, love potions, some of them made of rinsed woman´s panties and menstruation to make a man fall madly in love with the owner of the female underwear, powders from various wild plants, ointments concocted with chicken and other domestic and wild animal fats, dried flowers mixed with mineral oils, and other secret recipes are still in used to this day. 

They are terrified of voodoo spells. Voodoo priests and priestesses are considered healers, diviners and spell casters. Therefore, those that possess this power are held in high esteem. But of course this leave plenty of room for a lot of conmen and conwomen who take often advantage of any fool.

Shango, Oshun, Obatala and Damballa are still powerful deities reckoned with, many a time conjured up to come down to intercede in the lives of those willing to pay the high price of such rites. 

Whatever they are looking for, be it love, wealth, health, life divination, guidance and protection, it is not rare for Nigerian people to go see a witch doctor or voodoo priests and priestesses first before they make a move in their lives. And wherever Nigerians go, they take their magic customs with them too.

Nigeria still is a mambo jumbo place where the invisible gods and goddesses live side by side with mortals. It is the job of witch doctors to bring into the visible world the unseen forces to work for you as long as you are willing to pay.

Finally the waiting that had felt to last a hundred years to the worried woman ended. Doctor told the boy´s mother not to worry, because all the child had was a normal cold of the wet season. 

She paid what she had to pay, but before she was about to step outside, the doctor came and said:

-Madam, you have a strong boy!

-Why?, she asked.

-Because he kicked me where it hurts the most to a man!, he replied.

Ended the whole medical visit, she risked her new hairstyle and her child from getting wet, for it was still drizzling rain. A dog wet by and she made a guttural sound to scare the poor animal. She hated dogs but liked cows and goats.

Her child grew up to be a mean strong man. He used to beat the hell out of anyone that bothered him or, if he was hungry, which once in a while occurred, he became mad easily and would kick the ass of any man who did not agree with him. 

By the time he was 25 years old he already had the blood of 500 hundred butchered cows in his hands. He was a ruthless animal assassin (Video 1).

                                     WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES!!

                                     Video 1. Brutality against cows in Nigeria.

This ruthless man, a cow assassin, was really a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. But no woman could have ever guessed it when he was acting nice, trying to find a female deposit for his genital juice. 

He was then a gallant and courteous knight with pretty women that had aroused the inner workings of his reproductive machine.

Butchers are usually heartless people, huge deserts without any empathy oasis for animals. If they keep a pet dog is to kick it whenever things do not go the way they wish. 

They tend to be darker or paler than their fellow men. They enjoy showing their power and strength by cutting the neck of domestic animals. 

It does not matter whether butchers attend religious services on Sundays or adopt and follow any religion, or spit long prayers before killing a cow or any domestic animal, following some prescribed rigorous ritual, a butcher is a killer, an animal assassin, every which way you see him.

Picking out the exceptions, many Nigerians are famous for being reckless butchers, drinkers of goat and cow blood, don juanes, lovers of the dark side, and other upside down personality types.

If they happen to be mafiosi, stay away from them, don´t trust them, for they can be dangerous people. If they act gentle and noble, it is just a mask. Nowadays, the Nigerian mafia has invaded every corner in the world, except Antarctica.

Love for goat meat

Wherever Nigerians go they take their voodoo and taste for goat meat with them. It is a common practice amongst Nigerians studying abroad in countries like the United States to get together during the weekends to feast on roasted goat kids. 

They butcher the young goat in the basement, something which is illegal in USA. Which makes you wonder if they do this what else are they capable of doing.

But somehow, Nigerians manage to get goats and get away with murder of the animal without the FDA ever knowing what is happening under its nose. 

Nigerian students usually belong to African secret societies, older than those found in Europe, their origin is lost in the darkness of time. 

Some Nigerians that have dared to speak out about these secret guilds insinuate that these cults were formed under the auspice of the Chitauri (Fig. 1), those mysterious lizard gods mentioned in the ancient African legends. 

Figure 1. A Chitauri extraterrestrial alien. Souce: Xentinels.

According to Zulu traditions, these reptilians gods live underground in Africa and nobody knows where they came from. They are from outer space.

Credo Mutwa, the South African Zulu shaman, says that chitauri are highly intelligent and blood thirsty. They demand human sacrifices and other blood ritual from humans who come in contact with them with the idea of gaining some power.

These reptiloid extraterrestrial aliens are led by Jabulon, the old one. Africans call him Umbala-Samahongo, the lord king, the great father god of the terrible eyes.

Sex in Nigeria

The sexual drive of Nigerians is famous in Africa. Some women prefer Nigerian men, other run away from them. If you ask them why, women that dislike Nigerian men, they would tell you that when these men are good they are really good but when they get angry they can be like demons, as if some strange force has entered and possessed them. 

This is one of the reasons why some women recur to love potions and other voodoo practices to maintain her man always faithful and on the good side. 

But this magic and witchcraft does not come cheaply. And when she has no money she can always go to the clothing shop around the corner, those owned by people from the Middle East, India or Mediterranean Europe, where she may exchange sex for money with the men or she may get economic help if she is willing to do certain things that they only know about and thus she enters the ocean of debts from where she may never leave.

Sex with animals is not an uncommon event. Nigerians like any human beings in any city or country side have their own secret sex adventures. Stories of young boys starting their sex life with hens, dogs and goats are common. Older men prefer cows (Video 2).

                     Video 2. Nigerian man attempts to make love with cattle.

Nollywood, Nigeria´s movie industry, is third in the world, behind Hollywood and ahead of Bollywood from India and Ghalywood, the counterpart from Ghana.

Catering to the eye and imagination, and of course arousing their genital organs, Nollywood keeps Nigerians entertained with "art". 

As it is expected, sex in always on the platter. Soap operas, soft or hard porn come out of Nollywood´s factory to keep people enslaved. 

The European white masters are long gone but now they have the TV and magazines to keep them tied up but with invisible chains.

Another link of the chain is born

A sudden cry is heard deep in the room. It is is almost dusk. The happy woman holds her baby that has just popped out into this world. It is a she.
 

What will become of her amongst the 167 millions of Nigerians counted in 2012 in the future?

Will she awaken and do something towards a change to remedy the painful nightmare of the cows in her land?

Will she join the Nigerian animal rights groups that fight for the welfare of our nonhuman brethren? 

Perhaps she will be part of Nigeria´s vegetarian movement.

Questions that have no visible answers. Perhaps only the Chitauri know what is in store for her... But these aliens will only ask for more blood.

Africa, perhaps the cradle of humankind, is still waiting for the Light to grow stronger...

References

Falola T. & Genova A. (2009). Historical Dictionary of Nigeria. Scarecrow Press, Inc., Lanham, MD, USA. 422 p.

Harmon D. E. (2001). Nigeria. 1880 to the Present: The Struggle, the Tragedy, the Promise. Explorations of Africa: The Emerging Nations. Chelsea House Publishers, Philadelphia, PA, USA. 144 p.

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