MAN´S UPSIDE DOWN ECONOMIC DICTIONARY: A FEW Ps

Source: National Post.

By Gundhramns Hammer
January 14, 2014

                                    WARNING: IT MAY OFFEND DELICATE FOLKS!

Last time we defined Forest Development. It was the beginning of a small project to see things and our incoherent world from another perspective.

Today we will add a couple of things to this dictionary, a few words that start with the letter P:

P

Pig: A human who eats his own flesh and crap (Videos 1-2).

[Cerdo: Un humano que se come su propia carne y mierda.]

                                          Video 1. Contaminated pork.

                             Video 2. Ground turkey contaminated with feces.

Power: The ability to make people eat shit (Video 3).

[Poder: La abilidad para hacer que la gente coma mierda.]

                                                   Video 3. They own you.

Progress: Tearing up and contaminating nature (Video 4). Being emotionally dysfunctional, living up to the neck with debts, having a refrigerator full of junk foods, having the colon full of bleeding polyps or cancer and the asshole decorated with bunches of burning hemorrhoids.

[Progreso: Joder y contaminar la naturaleza. Estar emocionalmente jodido, vivir hasta las agallas con deudas, tener una nevera repleta de comida chatarra, tener el culo lleno de pólipos sangrantes o con cáncer y con el culo decorado con gajos de hemorroides que queman.]

                                 Video 4. Man (El hombre), by Steve Cutts.

Prostitution: A quick trip to a deserted island in an age of terror. Pacifying incorrigible emotional volcanoes. Killing the phantoms of dysfunctionality. Searching for a quick exit to discharge contaminated fluids. Scraping an illusion. Using an end to no end. Falling on someone else´s backyard. A match without winning. Doing business in a crisis-free bunker. Frying on a secret pan. Bruising someone else´s hopes (Video 5).

[Prostitución: Un viaje corto a una isla desierta en una época de terror. Pacificante de volcanes emocionales incorregibles. Matar los fantasmas de la disfuncionalidad. Buscar una rápida salida para descargar fluidos contaminados. Raspar una ilusión. Usar un final para ningún final. Caer en el patio de otra persona. Una pelea sin ganar. Hacer negocio en un búnker sin crisis. Freír con el sartén secreto. Magullar las esperanzas de otra persona.]

                                   

Video 5. Prostitution: What you didn´t know. Click icon (2nd L-R, lower bottom) for translation.

To be continued...