PERROS CALIENTES Y CULOS CALIENTES

¿En qué se diferencia un perro caliente y un humano caliente? 

En que el humano está caliente porque lo tienen caliente las neuronas calientes calentadas por los calientes pensamientos de los deseos calientes de las neuronas calientes calentadas por las corrientes calientes de su memoria caliente calentada por su culo caliente calentado por su cerebro caliente.

Perros calientes. Fuentes: BLOGGERS

Lo de arriba es "Pan para mi matate", dicen los campesinos en Honduras, El Salvador y Nicaragua, refiriéndose a algo que ha oído bueno de meter en su red, sus sesos. Matate procede del nahuatl matatl = red; una red en forma de bolsa tejida de henequén o sisal (Agave fourcroydes Lem.). Lo metido en el matate en este sentido debe ser rumiado para aprender algo.

Since the Google translator will fuck this up, here is the English translation: 

HOT DOGS AND HOT ASSES

What´s the difference between a hot dog and a hot human? 

In that the human is hot because he is heated up by hot neurons which are heated up by hot thoughts from hot desires of hot neurons heated up by hot currents of his hot long memory heated up by his hot ass heated up by his hot brain.

The forementioned is "Bread for my matate", a saying expressed by peasants in Honduras, El Salvador or Nicaragua, referring to something they have heard that is good enough to put in their net, their brains. Matate comes from the Nahuatl Matatl = net; a net shaped like a bag woven from the threads extracted form the agave plant (Agave fourcroydes Lem.). That which is placed in the matate in this sense must be thought about, ruminated with the purpose of learning something.