ALIEN FOOD TECH I: BREAD AND BISCUITS WITH ADDITIVES

Future humans (Homo mangecrappus). Source: Spud Comics.

By Gundhramns Hammer
June 3, 2014
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Two college students were engaged in an intertwining conversation about food technology and aliens in a park in Doomsdale, Florida (USA).  They were the typical students full of questions but no firm answers yet. 

What these university human pups really had in mind was no matter for the classroom, for professors were not only extremely boring but also too narrow-minded and were only interested in the next pub filled with fancy graphs and jargon to climb from assistant professorship to tenure in the universal academic priesthood. 

"Publish or perish" was something these students had heard from other classmates in highschool. But they did not think much about it. They had though it was only college bullshit.

But now they were in the ultimate learning centre, the university, the one place that will churn them out into more efficient biospheric vampires and ever money chasing slaves of the global economic machine.

After a while of going back and forth with big questions, ETs and earthbound science, both students agreed that some sort of secret alien invasion had already taken place on Earth without most people realising it.

Why did they think this was the case?

One of the students, named Mat Timber, said:

• I´m sure that many of the additives put in our foods have some other purpose than long conservation of the items on the shelves or keeping bacteria and fungi away. 
• Yeah, for sure, added the other student who was always quiet in class. His friends used to make fun of him because of his name, Jake Jackoffsson. 

Mat suspected that this business of food additives had something to do with changing humans (Homo insapiens) into some sort of home-grown aliens (Homo lagartuterrans) or shit-eating humanoid mutants (Homo mangecrappus) in the not so distant future.

And who is to say these students were not on the right track when we all know that what we eat is not what we should eat but what they want us to eat to supposedly "keep us healthy and strong", although the result is the contrary of what we want.

We give you an example: The list of anthropogenic food additives for use in bread and biscuits. And other foods as well. 

Get it: Click HERE.

Pounding on the mutagenic effects of alien food technology on humans

Checkbook scientists and health folks, the same ones who are supposed to protect consumers but instead protect big business interests, tell consumers that all of these anthropogenic additives (AGAs), many of which are derived from by-products of the petrochemical or bloody meat industry, are "safe to eat".

Nevertheless, it is known that some of these AGAs are hazardous or dangerous for humans and animals.

For example, sodium sorbate (E201), one of the most used additives in the food industry, added to "yoghurt and other fermented dairy products, fruit salads, confectionery, lemonade, cheese, rye bread, cakes and bakery products, pizza, shellfish, lemon juice, wine, cider and soups" (Food-Info, 2014), has genotoxic effects in cultured human lymphocytes (Mamur et al., 2012).

Potassium sorbate (E202), another common additive used by the food industry in wines, dairy products, margarine, mayonnaise, etc., has been shown to have toxicogenic and mutagenic effects in peripheral blood lymphocytes in humans (Mamur et al., 2010). This additive also causes a whole slew of health problems from nausea to allergies.

The above is enough to make a point that needs to be pointed out in a world where many of the things that should be pointed out are instead hidden from the masses of people who are only interested in screwing in and out.

It turns out that Mat and Jake´s suspecions were right after all. They had hit the nail on its head.

Willingly, unwillingly, coaxed, gypped, cheated, manipulated, pushed or forced by social engineering designs from a stupid global elite that is also eating shit, the herds of humans worldwide are being subjected to mutagenic and toxicogenic man-made chemicals so that in the future these bipedal primatiform, farty and nature destroying creatures (Homo insapiens) will turn into home-grown spooky aliens, slimy humanoid mutants, perhaps slurpy, gluey and chewy cyborgs, or they will simply cross the croaking line to join the Labyrinthodont Paradise. 

End of the line.

We humans are fucking insane. 

What seems progress could well become a progressive deep in a ditch of crap. 

As a matter of fact, so far it looks we are heading that way despite the mumbo jumbo of nanotech, genomics or alternative unsustainable energy schemes.

Aliens get the hell out of our mad house

Some aliens known as the "ancient engineers" since the beginning that had no beginning had been tracking the development of a creature that gave signs of being intelligent. 

During their last visit, a crew of five of this galactic race left the mother ship around the orbit and came down to explore our watery world in a small cloaked scouting UFO. 

The aliens guided the UFO,  swooping down to find out what was going on down on the surface of "our" home, a planet that really belongs to plants, nonhuman animals, bacteria and fungi. 

The alien saucer had been hovering over the anthropogenic Pacific Plastic Patch, the "Garbage Island" (Videos 1-3), for over two hours of our time.

                        Video 1. Garbage Island: An ocean full of plastic (1/3).

                      Video 2. Garbage Island: An ocean full of plastic (2/3).

                              Video 3. Garbage Island: An ocean full of plastic (3/3).

One of the explorers was about to throw up but was quick to press the button of a gadget wrapped around "his" waist to avoid the leak.

• What´s up, Doc? Anything new down there?, asked one of the alien engineers in orbit.
• Nothing new that we could call unsual down here. The same crap as before!!, replied the explorer.
  
• We were wrong! These naked apes are fucking stupid!!, remarked.
• We´re finished. Beam us up, Mr. Spooky!

And the Andromedan alien starship took off. The "ancient engineers" left as fast as they could away from our mad house (Fig. 1, Video 4).

Figure 1. Overcrowded beach. Source: OBX Connection.

                              Video 4. The brutal festival at Nem Thuong, Vietnam.

Mat and Jake did not get a whiff from the space alien visit. 

Had they been given the choice between brainwashing, boring and mind ironing classes, long nerve-wrecking exams and deep space with the "ancient engineers", they probably had take the latter.

An American Robin (Turdus migratorius) posed on the tip of a tree and started singing. It was spring. 

And Mat and Jake had a long day ahead at school today. 

• Let´s go to Alien Food Tech I now, Mat said.
• Fuck!!, Jake retorted. He hated Monday´s classes.

Off they went on another day of learning on how to hunt in the anti-biospheric money ocean of the elite´s global farm.

References

Food-Info (2014). E201: Sodium sorbate/Sorbic acid sodium salt. Food Technology, University of Wageningen, Wageningen, The Netherlands. 1 p. 

Mamur S., Yüzbaşιoğlu D., Ünal F. & Aksoy H. (2012). Genotoxicity of food preservative sodium sorbate in human lymphocytes in vitro. Cytotechnol., 64: 553-562. 

Mamur S., Yüzbaşιoğlu D., Ünal F. & Yilmaz (2010). Does potassium sorbate induce genotoxic or mutagenic effects in lymphocytes? Toxicol. in Vitro, 24: 790-794.

Nollet L. M. L. & Toldrá F (Eds.) (2011). Handbook of Analysis of Edible Animal By-Products. CRC Press, Taylor & Francis Group, LLC, Boca Raton, FL, USA. 448 p.