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| Source: The Range. |
By Gundhramns Hammer
August 19, 2014
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His excitement grew more intense as the weekend drew closer. He was already suffering from a severe case of the runs. His out of this world desire to try his new girlfriend was driving him nuts.
But he was nothing like his hominid ancestors that knew quite well where to aim and put their macho efforts. This man had the hots for a new fancy and expensive bicycle!
Panfilo Porkini was an unsustainable crazy maniac machinophile just like other millions of Homo insapiens that are ripping apart and chewing up Mother Earth´s skin, bones and guts.
Brainwhashed by the big business eco-trends in the media, Panfilo thought he was doing all the right things to be sustainable. But he was a long way from achieving that goal.
Nowadays, everybody is full of ambitious goals without any consideration for the environment. The common goal is not working towards a true planetary sustainable goal but a selfish screwy and Earth motherfucking goal.
Anyway, despite all of the medical recommendations and warnings not to do any extra heavy work, moronic Porkini took the greatest risk of his life. He could not wait any longer to get on top of his beloved one.
He said - Fuck, the doctor! and immediately hopped on his newest mechanical girlfriend.
He took a bike ride for sure. But he came back home without his balls.
Huffing and puffing uphill on his own damn Tour de France, he lost his rotten reproductive package on the first swing around his beloved Italian Campania.
Too much effort put way too much damn pressure down under and before he knew his reproductive sack just fell off like a Newton´s apple.
A starving feral dog passing by found Panfilo´s lost treasure on the road and ate it in a jiff. But it was the poor dog´s last supper.
After gobbling up Panfilo Porkini´s fucking biomachine, the dog dropped dead. The fucking menu proved to be way too much for the animal´s tough metabolism. Evolution did not prepared the dog to eat toxic balls.
Wallowing in their cherished anthropocene, people have become not only meatballs (Video 1) from overconsumption of plastic fast foods and heavy loads of meats from tortured (Video 2), antibiotic-fed and hormone-injected factory animals, fattened with transgenic and pesticide laden feed, but they themselves have also become walking pieces of rotten, toxic flesh along the way.
Video 1. Obsesity epidemic in the United States.
Video 1. Insane treatment of pigs to make insane meats.
Each day the population of Panfilo Porkinis grows larger. The industrial tsunami sweeping Earth is twisting people to abandon their normally healthy traditional foods and become human robots feeding upon a diet filled with additives and xenobiotics.
Everywhere people are switching to artificial foods made to last a thousand years on the shelves, ready for a Star Trek deep space voyage!
In many parts of the world, humans are already bursting with cancer. And at the farms, mutated newborn animals (Fig. 1, Video 2) are frequently popping out, putting to shame any bestiary of ancient Greece.
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| Figure 1. Two-headed calf born in Vietnam. Source: asiantown.net. |
Video 2. Mutated farm animals.
Humans, i.e, human meatballs, are now living in a toxic wasteland of their own creation.
Too unfair to the other species on this beautiful, wonderful and miraculous planet!!
Welcome to the toxic brave new world order!!
A planet controlled by a short-sighted, greedy imbecile elite!!
Let us take a good look at a piece of man´s toxic planetary cake: The mafia´s cancer mill in Italy (Videos 4-5):
Video 4. The eco-mafia in Italy (Part 1).
Video 5. The eco-mafia in Italy (Part 2).
Hmmm... Homo sapiens?
In the taxonomic naming game of his, man gets an extragalactic orgasm every time he hears or calls himself "Homo sapiens".
Yes, he is so fucking sapiens that he is now eating humongous piles of his own toxic shit!
No wonder Panfilo Porkini lost his precious big bang machine!!
See you later alligators!
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