GLUEY STUFF CONTAMINATES THE MEDITERRANEAN COAST: IS IT ALIEN CRAP?

Fuente: elrincondemonasterio.com.

By Gundhramns Hammer
August 8, 2014 
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WARNING: NOT FOR SENSITIVE FOLKS!

This summer, the Spanish Mediterranean coastline has been invaded by a strange, sticky and sort of blueish substance that stinks like rotten meat. People are scared of getting contaminated.

Experts have been called in to analyse this strange glue. 

Some UFO hunters are already telling people that this matter has to do with recent alien sightings on the Mediterranean coast.

Conspiranoics have another explanation. They believe this stuff is chemtrails (Video 1) sprayed on humans to kill them off and which had precipitated during the night.

 Video 1. chemtrails in the UK.

They all have gotten it wrong. But there were some experts that do know what´s going on.

In the sewage system underneath the cities on the coastline, rats are fucking sick and tired of getting soaked with this crap which is being dumped into it to get rid of it.

The rodents are so damn worried that they have called on a global assembly to discuss the effects of this gluey stuff on their health and future generations. Rats have their annual meetings too.

Is is alien crap?

But, is it alien crap the sticky stuff, as some UFO experts are telling the fucking scared crowds of fucktards in the crowded beaches at this time of the year? 

As you all know, the summer beach season is in full swing in the Mediterranean now. Everything is hot here.

Right now, any alien coming down looking for its dinner would have a fucking hard time to choose from the mass of specimens of the human zoo walking on the beaches. 

There is plenty of human diversity to choose from. 

There are the skinny ones, hard to chew that look like overcooked biscuits (Fig. 1) to the juicy gigantic human balls of grease with colons filled with a tonne of real steamy crap (Fig. 2).  

Figure 1. Overcooked and overdieted human specimen (Homo insapiens). Source: zolliegirl.com.

Figure 2. Man overloaded with fat and feces. A good source of raw materials for green energy for aliens. Source: icouldcry.

It is the time when all of the human slaves are shipped to the coast to relax, eat, shit, piss, stay up late at night and fuck. Not necessarily in that order.

So, it is expected that the city drainage systems will swallow a lot of crap.

These moronic crowds do not give a fucking shit of climate change or melting Arctic ice. 

All they want is to have fun, lose a few pounds, overconsume and waste food, bake under the sun and fuck or get fucked whenever the situation allows it.

So, when the stupid elite behind the New World Order, which by the way is as old as the story of farts, controlling these flocks of enslaved humans complain that Earth´s carrying capacity is already fucked up by all the masses of living human flesh, they are quite damn right.

But the elite does not really know what to do with this hot tamale on their hands without upsetting the status quo without any rebellions: How to solve this business of living on a planet with finite resources with so many morons that do not want to hear anything about a failing Biosphere. 

As usual, on the matter of the sticky stuff spread on the beaches, the elite´s official mechanisms wasted too much time and money to solve such simple stuff.

Official channels work that way. Slowly for you and fast for them.

Samples of the strange crap were collected by scientists to be taken to the lab.

The scientific analyses would take time and money to come to a conclusion that may not be a good conclusion in a universe of possible conclusions when following regressions and ANOVAS in a fancy statistics world.

Nonetheless, as we have already said before, there were some folks that already knew the answer: The sewage rats. They knew it from the beginning. 

It was so simple to solve that rats that did not burn their asses at school already knew the answer.

But given the pervading communication barriers and hatred between these two species - well, the hatred from man´s side - here was no possibility for humans to find out from these rodent experts the truth right away without human experts wasting time and taxpayers´ money.

But what the fuck is it anyway?

It is human crap. But not just any crap. Not crap from people´s rear trap for sure. 

It is what biologists, scientists and mass media - practically everyone on Earth - call "human seed", "come", "male juice" or "semen". 

But it was unrecognisable at plain sight by anyone because this human seed was too mutated. 

Humans are already living in a toxic soup of their own creation.

So many food additives, transgenic foods, alcohol, tobacco, drugs, antibiotic-loaded foods, heavy metals and pesticide residues and what have you on the xenobiotic side plus radioactivity in the lives of modern humans had already done a damn good job. It is people fucking themselves up.

Yes, it was semen alright. 

But quite mutated.

It was all the xenobioticised stuff coming out of all of the pseudoreproductive efforts, i.e., the wasting of genital fiddling away energy, being carried out on the Mediterranean coast day and night.   

Putting things in perspective, let us see what we have so far on the "alien crap" and other stuff. 

Let us do some math. Pick any 100.000 grown-up hot men on any beach. 

This many men would produce 500 litres of come with a single shot. One man averages 5 mL/genital shot. 

Being so hot and under the effects of viagra pills, these naughty men would probably bed down three or four times every 24 hours. At least they would give it a fucking try.

This would add up to 1.500 to 2.000 litres/day of ejaculate, half of which perhaps would find its way down the drain into the sewage system or left on the sand or grass to toast under the sun so that everyone could see it in the morning, making them sick, excited, pukey or set on a path to wonder about aliens upon seeing the macho mutated stuff.

Now let us throw into this rap the rest of crap. A human being shits 200 grammes on the average.

Assuming these men were not constipated, without counting the rest of people on the beach that eventually would take a dump, and that they went to the bathroom at least once, what you get is 20.000 kilos of shit/day.

Summing up, just in one dump 100.000 men would flush 20.000 kilos of poop in a day. In 10 days, you get 200.000 kilos of more of the same. And so forth. That´s a lot of shit!

Now, colour this shit with the other crap coming from the front tubes, then you get a a huge ice cream fudge in the drainage pipes invading the domain of the rats.

No wonder the rats in the city drainage systems were worried and complaining about so much crap!

Curiously, since people talk about what the global elite tells them to talk about, many of these men on the beach were talking about "sustainability"!!


The Biosphere is being killed by humans

The clock is ticking away. But humans do not to listen. All of the information is already in.

So much information and yet so much crapping on Nature!

The Biosphere is being killed by humans. 

Humans... So smart to create tools, weapons and electronic gadgets and yet so fucking stupid to live in harmony with Mother Nature!  

How about the rats?

Deep down, the rats knew better. These wise rodents were already making plans ahead of time for the time when human beings would cross the croaking line. 

The sewage rats knew that harsh times were coming. 

With humans gone extinct on the land meant that there were not going to be anymore tasty (charged with MSG) chunks of pizza, transgenic popcorn, hamburgers, cheese and and a whole slew of other food items in the underground system for the rats. 

But at least rats would not have to worry about men´s mutated seed messing up their carefully groomed furs and feet.   

No more worries of mutated baby offspring for the rats either.

Now all wild animals could truly relax. At least on the nasty human side (Video 2).

Video 2. Deer hunting compilation: What hunters do not want the public to see.