WILD PETRO-CHASING IN THE DESERT

A kogi man with his poporo (Colombia). Source: More Joy Everywhere!

By Gundhramns Hammer
November 5, 2014
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From the Arctic to the tropics and deserts, man´s biggest problem has been not only how to keep alive but also how to keep from dying out of boredom, especially once he has had his fill and has for the next fill. 

And of course, for men, apart from warmongering, it has also been finding a way to get their wick wet: How, where and when to get laid.

Throughout history, man has come up with hundreds of recipes to avoid death from boredom.

Amongst the lucky ones, especially those who landed in an oil rich land, in a world bursting at its seams with millions of hungry people, there are some previledged ones who collecting petro-dollars is a way of life to get a high life to keep boredom out of sight.

So, it is not surprising to find some men using their petro-dollars to get an adrenaline rush in greyhound chases in the desert (Videos 1-3):

Video 1. Wild petro-chasing.

Video 2. More wild petro-chasing.

Video 3. More of the same.

The wise gorilla sends a greeting

Deep in the jungle, there is the story about a couple of gazelles that survived the nasty anthropogenic chases and hunts. 

They immediatelly went to see the wise Gorilla. They told him everything about their recent hell.

Mr. Gorilla was quite upset about it because he had recently lost his mate to the fucking mad trophy hunters (Fig. 1). 

Figure 1. Gorilla slaughter. Source: smh.com.au.

Here is what the wise Gorilla said: 

Greetings to all men and women (Homo insapiens) who engage in psychopathic hunting!

Source: lettersfromladygodiva.blogspot.com.