PEOPLE IN A HURRY TO BE RECYCLED

Source: Origins68 via A Daily Story.

By Gundhramns Hammer
November 26, 2014
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Read the ingredients on the top label. You will see you are 100% organic including the poop in your colon.

Well, at least you were so before all of those back teeth fillings, the fake teeth, the denture (Fig. 1), the silicone boobs (Fig. 2) and butt (Fig. 3), if you are a female, or the penile implant (Fig. 4), if you are a male, the nose job (Fig. 5), the artificial knee, etc.

Figure 1. Grandma´s special soup. Source: Crazy Coots.

Figure 2. Melons or what? Source: Pink Divers Worldwide.

 

Figure 3. ET silicone butt. Source: kluv.cbslocal.com.

Figure 4. A Ferengi´s gun undergoing an overhaul. Source: drramayyas.blogspot.com.

Figure 5. Ready for the Mighnight Express. Source: Chatter Busy.

 
Unless you are in a hurry to be recycled by the bacteria, maggots and worms, when you drive a car, don´t be a fucking fool. 

Don´t t forget you have the foot on the trigger of a gun pointing right at your head. 

The gas pedal is the trigger!

Drive these fucking machines carefully and responsibly!

If you are travelling to a specific spot, it is better to get there late than never!

Remember: 

All humans are mortal!

Fragile! Handle with care!

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See you later alligators! 

Source: Jessica´s Health Blog.