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jueves, 26 de diciembre de 2013

ALIEN FOODS: TECHNOLOGICAL SORCERY AT THE LAB AND KITCHEN

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By Gundhramns Hammer
December 26, 2013
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What the heck do we have today for mental masturbation? Well, we have a documentary about junk food, an addiction that could cost your life. 

If not at least speed up your passage on your way to the cemetery. The reality of life is that we all are heading to an eternal resting spot in the boneyard.

How the fuck do we tackle this? We must keep in mind a couple of things. 

Man is basically a lazy creature, so it is easier to go to the junk food tree (fast food restaurant) to get something to eat full of MSG which stimulates the taste buds and fucks up the brain waves. 

It beats cooking at home, if you are one of those who have something to cook anyway. If not, a sewage rat will do or a hand out given to you by a good Samaritan.

Secondly, ever since people decided to quit doing their own farming, except for those who were lucky enough to land on this earth with a dollar bill stuck up in their ass or get a piece of land in the Old or New World and keep it in the XXI century, most humans on planet Earth are now prisoners of a global industrial economy, including the food production line.

Third, let us put in this equation cities. Man´s favourite den.

Ever since cities have been invented, humans have fallen in love with these alien environments. 

In these cement jungles, adults have a better chance of maximising their genes, by this we mean they may have better chances of fucking or getting fucked. 

And if lucky or unlucky, it all depends on how you look at it or who you pair up with, your DNA might get to swim in the future gene pool. 

At the same time, humans feel safe in numbers although now some cities or parts of them are more dangerous than green jungles (Fig. 1).

Figure 1. Shop owner with gun in hand trying to defend his property from thieves during the recent riots in Cordoba, Argentina. Credit: Photo by Antonio (AP), El País: El Periódico Global (Jueves 5 de diciembre de 2013), Spain.


Men love cities, since these cement dens are perfect grounds for hunting for females or be hunted by males. It all depends on whether they go forwards or backwards. Here they can engage in male-male competition and all those games men play in order to eventually fuck or get fucked.

And so do women, the prime movers in any human society since they are keepers of the gates of the castle, love cities.

Cities offer women better opportunities to engage in female-female competition using fashion, cars, splashing and spending big money on their children´s clothes, or acquiring any luxurious item that allows them to top their neighbours at home or on the streets.

People have abandoned their plots of land in the countryside and headed to the nearest or farthest city during and after the Industrial Revolution (IR) for various reasons. 

Women were the ones (Fig. 2) who marked the pace for rural migration in France, for instance. 

Figure 2. A French farmer´s wife complaining that there is no electricity at home.(Return of the Ideal Home Exhibition. "It must be practical, these machines, when there is electricity..."). Source: Pulju (2011).


Back in the 1950s, there were around 150,000 farmers migrating from Normandy to the big city, in this case Paris, per month. It was a time when France was becoming a big consumer and women were moving these strings (Pulju, 2011). 

Women are the keepers of keys to the castle´s gates. If men want to enter this dominion, he has to comply. Women are the prime movers of empires.

In England, poor peasants left the land during the IR chiefly because they were pushed of forced out of their properties by the lords of the manor, backed up by devious parliamentary laws. 

The IR has just taken off and the masters needed cheap hands. So it made sense to screw up the peasants to make them move to the city to become practically slaves at man´s new inventions: Air polluting factories.

In other cases, people have often done it with the excuse of "searching for a better life" (euphemism, to deepen their enslavement with debt).

Others abandoned their farms and headed to the city "to put the kids to school" or simply they left because the family lost the farm because of bank loans to live beyond their limits. 

Back in colonial times, approximately 95% of the people had farms in the United States. As time went by, the number of farmers kept declining. The famous Dust Bowl in the 1930s pushed many farmers out of their land in this country.

More recently, Mexican peasants have been forced to abandoned their farms by the thousands because they could not compete with cheaper corn prices at the market. Mexico has been flooded with subsidised GM corn from big U.S. corporations. 

As a result thousands of Mexicans migrated legally or illegally to the United States where they have come in handy in the labour market, especially at the giant slaughterhouses in the Midwest. 

At these animal hells, these "Latins" become nothing more than a piece of meat cutting another piece of meat.

Sometimes poor people are simple kicked out of their land.

This matter is more complicated because people are complicated creatures. There have been more reasons for leaving the land behind or quit farming but these are the main ones. 

Whatever the reasons for quitting farming might have been they have basically been all different ways to avoid toiling the land. 

Man´s strategy is in a way more akin to a that of a pride of lions when it comes to exploiting the resources in the environment: screw up someone, eat and then sleep, before or after shit or fuck and then go back to bed and start all over again.

The law of least effort is usually what follows this naked primate (Homo insapiens). The search for food and tending the itch in his gonads are the two main movers in his life. Besides, it is a matter of survival. 

As things stand now in Man´s cannibalistic economy is either you fuck others or others will fuck you. 

But whether you fuck or get fucked in this diabolic system, in the end everybody will get fucked since Nature does not give a fuck if people do not follow Her Rules. She fucks up and will fuck up any species that trespasses Her Limits.

Considering that approximately 70% of humans now live in giant metropolises, it is not surprinsing that people have fallen prey of the big economical interests and have ended up eating shit even when they think they are not eating shit.

Most people around the globe depend on the food industry to fulfill their eating needs. This is where processed foods come into play. 

Foods full of additives of all sorts (Fig. 3) in order to make them last a long time on the store shelves and also keep the microbes at bay.


Figure 3. Classification of food additives. Source: Pandey & Upadhyay (2012).


Any food technologist would argue that any processed food has been "improved and enhanced" with the wonders of science.
ET Aliens, kids and brainwashed folks would certainly agree to that. 

But let us be honest. Processed food is good to trick our taste buds and brains but nevertheless is shit when compared to the fresh, real, natural food. So, we can agree with one thing: That it is not Scheiße but Überscheiße!

And when it comes to eating, people eat whatever they eat associating food with childhood memories. 

People eat with memories at the table. They eat what they were taught to eat. What do they eat?

People now eat what they are not supposed to eat because they have been enslaved by the media or by the cultural soup they are immersed in to eat fast or junk food. 

Junk food is an apparently cheap solution for their laziness to cook at home, for the lack of time or as an excuse to be seen out doing some pseudo-hunting for something to eat at the fast or slow restaurants, a symbol of power to spend and indulge your whims with what you should not eat. 

More so if others see you shopping stacks upon stacks of beef steaks at the grocery store, or barbecuing a massive turkey or cutting and chewing on a T-bone steak full of additives at an expensive restaurant, those places that strip your pocket for a piece of decorated shit a la François.

In the end, you are what you eat. If you eat meat, you become a piece of meat. 

If you eat shit, you become shit, adding to that or more than the one you already carry around - barely carry around - in your bulging belly.

As a result, you become a king size puppet in the food frenzy of the big food wheels who move the wheels of the global coliseum everywhere. And what goes in your gut has nothing to do with your own choice. 

You have become addicted to junk or any kind sophisticated food, caught in a vicious circle of what you eat and you eat just to eat and when you eat what you eat will eventually eat you up.

You eat not what you want to eat but what they tell you to eat. 

Your choice to eat what you want to eat is not your choice but the choice of those who tell what choice you choose as a choice to eat thinking that you have made a choice to eat something of your choice without realising that it was not your choice but their choice to begin with.

And what they tell you to eat and what they tell you to choose as your choice to eat may kill you so that others may eat you up, not in a cannibalistic ritual but inside out as a choice meat for the pocket of the global oligarchy who owns the wheels of the food industry that made the choice for you to eat.

Welcome to the fast food industry or any aspect of the cannibalistic global economy.


Alien foods: Technological sorcery at the lab and the kitchen

We are now entering the twilight world of alien foods or metafoods (sophisticated, altered, fucked up), the world of technological sorcery at the lab and the kitchen in the name of the buck which will buck up and down, left and right until you will be thrown back faster where your are supposed to be back to: A hole in the ground. 

To learn more about this, let us see what a typical alien, metafood or junk food does to a consumer´s health. 

For this purpose we have chosen the documentary entitled Super Size Me where Morgan Spurlock goes on a diet of solely McDonald´s fast food for one month. 

But warning! You had better get ready for his Mcpukes and Mcfarts!

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Documentary: Super size me (Super tamaño)

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References

Pandey R. M. & Upadhyay S. K. (2012). Food Additive. Chapter 1. In: Pp: 1-30, Food Additive, El-Samragy Y. (Ed.), InTech, Rijeka, Croatia. 256 p.

Pulju R. J. (2011). Women and Mass Consumer Society in Postwar France. Cambridge University Press, New York, NY, USA. 260 p. 


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