WHO´S SCREWED WHO IN THE VATICAN´S RECORDS

Source: pretty awful things.

By Gundhramns Hammer
February 3, 2015
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If there were no sex hormones, especially testosterone (a hormone of aggressivity), there would probably be no politics, amongst other good, bad and ugly things in the realm of human apes (Homo insapiens).

But once past a certain age, sex hormones are always boiling in the bodies of humans (Homo insapiens sexmaniachus), controlling them, pushing them to go after the big kill in politics and business and even making them extremely crazy or fucking evil.

And since popes are human males with testicles hidden behind fancy garbs, it is no wonder that throughout the history of this monarchy there have been quite a few popes who, besides being good politicians, have also been sexually active, some kicked the bucket whilst engaged in sodomy (e.g., Pope Paul II,1464–1471), and some of them have even begotten a few creepy children (e.g., Pope Alexander VI,1492–1503), in or out of wedlock.

Here is a listing of popes who have been sexually active. In other words, a list of the fucking popes. Or if you preferred, a list of who´s screwed who in the Vatican´s records:

Click HERE to read the list. En español AQUI.

For further information, consult the references.

References

Brook L. (2003). Popes and Pornocrats: Rome in the Early Middle Ages. Foundations, 1 (1): 5-21.