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By Gundhramns Hammer
In order to
sell the home-made extraterrestrial inventions by the truckloads at the stores and this way the food
industrialists can make millions of dollars, the voluntarily enslaved food technologists, the mass-produced and lovers of fancy magazines nutritionists and the
checkbook Frankensteinian scientists tells us on and on that it is the best food ever.
They tell us that it has been improved. They tell us that it is good for you.
They tell us that it is healthy for you and therefore it should be part of your
fucking daily diet.
They tell us
that man never had it so good when it came to eating, for he has many choices
to choose from, so many that he goes fucking crazy because he does not the fuck
know what to choose from the crap in front of him at the stores.
They also
tell us that nothing happens during a couple weeks months of experimentation when mice
and rats are fed with this crap, meaning that these poor creatures are not
fucked up during such short period of time.
But the
experts do not tell us, at least not so often (the experts do not want to lose
their jobs and go back to the canned chili bean diet of graduate students), that if
mice and rats are fed with this MSG laden and thus addictive crap for a long period of time, these experimental animals will end up with a blown
up liver, intestines full of cancer and other health problems.
The truth of the matter is that these lab animals fed with GM foods (e.g., GM maize feed) become ET monsters (Fig. 1).
The truth of the matter is that these lab animals fed with GM foods (e.g., GM maize feed) become ET monsters (Fig. 1).
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| Figure 1. ET rat with a humoungous tumour: Experimental rodent fed solely with GM corn (Zea mays). Source: Mother Earth News. |
They do not
tell us that eating this crap you will be able to warp spacetime to reach the
stars in a heartbeat.
They do not
tell you can have your own starship Enterprise (Fig. 2) with its full crew and thus "go where
no man has gone before" and reach the end of the universe.
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| Figure 2. Star Trek´s USS Enterprise warp speeding. Source: Star Trek Wallpapers. |
They do not
tell us that stuffing yourself with this crap you can also have your own
stargate (Fig. 3) so you can go faster than the speed of light, even go beyond the event horizon and rip your own black hole (Fig. 4).
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| Figure 3. Your own portal stargate in space. Source: emudesc.com. |
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| Figure 4. Black hole. Source: Blinding Light. |
If they do know, they do not
tell us that the whole thing is part of a carefully designed secret plan to get rid
of a few billion people in a soft kill, without warmongering, just like the
conspiracy experts are telling us.
They do not
tell us that eating this crap you or your children in the future will become
home grown aliens right on planet Earth.
Welcome to
the world of processed foods!! Welcome to the world of ET foods!!
The dangers of fast-foodonauting
The dangers of fast-foodonauting
Mon Capitaine, is it that bad?
Oui, mon ami. It is that bad, regardless what
they tell you. Although it does not immediately look bad, it is bad in the long
run.
We are
living in times where the good-looking bad is carefully hidden amongst the good,
the bads and the uglies, mon ami.
And most
people fall easily in the trap because most people love crap. As simple as
that.
Thanks to processed or industrial foods, which mess up set your intestinal microbiota, starting with the famous everlasting hamburgers, plastic pizzas and other addictive fast foods; ET soft drinks; pesticide, additive
and antibiotic laden meats (including chicken and fish); all
the way up to any goodies made from processed wheat flour, which has been
drained out of all its life-giving force in order to extract as many
by-products as possible in the quest for the big buck; and other crap such alien sugar; GM foods; pesticide and additive laden coffee and cocoa; ET dairy products; and so forth; as we have mentioned before,
now you can have your own stargate to go faster than the speed of light and go
beyond the event horizon to rip apart your own black hole (Video 1).
Video 1. A fast-foodonaut: Black hole ripping.
Mon ami, numerous health problems are linked to, related to, worsen or caused by consumption of ET foods, especially alien breads and industrial refined sugar (a poison so powerful that brought down the medieval Islamic empire, making soldiers soft, for example), combined with other sophisticated (altered with additives) foods.
Using clear, blunt language to get the point straight in your brains, these are some of the many health problems, amongst others, which will be giving you hell when you consume ET foods:
- Itchy ass,
- Itchy scalp,
- Itchy groins,
- Itchy balls and cunt,
- Irritated or bleeding asshole,
- Psoriasis,
- Achy articulations,
- Ulcerated colon,
- Painful shitting,
- Colon cancer
- Etc.
Mon dieu, mon Capitaine, you are being too vulgar!
Oui, mon ami. This way people will pay more attention, for their attention is usually on things that do not need their fucking attention otherwise Mother Nature would not be is such precarious state due to our greedy intentions.
From the above list and being signs that all is not well with you and your ET diet, from an early age, since kids are stuffed with sweets and processed bread and meats (Videos 2-3), into adulthood, when people are basically feeding on fast foods, drinking soda pop and ET meats, itchy butts and groins and their next door neighbours are the commonest problems nowadays (Video 4):
Video 2. Kid scratching his package.
Video 3. Boy scratching his tailpipe.
Video 4. Girl scratching and testing her dumping grounds.
And of course, mon ami, people (Homo insapiens) will warp the spacetime fabric to reach the stars in a heartbeat.
In other words, if you are a male, your rocket will be kaput before taking off; or if female, you will water too quicky on the launching pad. Or in medical terms, you will suffer from sexual dysfunction (Fig. 5) due to a diet full of ET or GM foods.
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| Figure 5. Beyond the event horizon too fast. Source: Trading Atoms. |
In a nutshell, mon ami, we can perfectly say that processed, industrial ET foods are dark matter which is fuel to go from spacetime warping to black hole ripping to reach oblivion slowly or in a flash. If you know what I mean, mon ami.
Are you a fast-foodonaut, mon ami?
Fuck!
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Lustig R.H. (2012). Fat Chance: Beating the Odds against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease. Hudson Street Press, New York, NY, USA. 320 pp.
Oraby H., Kandil M., Shaffie N. & Ghaly I. (2015). Biological impact of feeding rats with a genetically modified-based diet. Turkish J. Biol., 39: 1-11.
Packard Jr. V.S. (1976). Processed Foods and the Consumer: Additives, labeling, Standards, and Nutrition. University of Minnesota Press, Minneapolis, MN, USA. 359 pp.
Sanford M.G. (Ed.) (2014). Fast Foods: Consumption Patterns, Role of Globalization and Health Effects. Novinka, New York, NY, USA. 128 pp.
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