MEAT EATING MEAT: END OF AN EMPIRE

Source: Andertoons.

By Gundhramns Hammer
November 29, 2013
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                Man is shapeshifting into an alien through massive meat eating and prions. 

Yesterday was a sad and bloody day for millions of turkeys as millions of humans (Homo "sapiens") gathered around a table to feast on the bird carcass to celebrate another "Thanksgiving" in the United States.

This celebration is an invention to keep another invention. Thanksgiving is an invention to give people a sense of being part of a nation and keep them tethered with invisible chains inside another invention.

Gobblig up a gobbler is also charged with symbolism. In a way the turkey on the dinner table represents the indian that was cannibilised and stripped of their land by the pilgrims. 

For there is evidence that the famous pilgrims were a bunch of pedophiles and  cannibals. 

Yes, folks, they were cannibals. And some of their descendants still are.

For those of you who gobbled up a gobbler (Melleagris gallopavo) yesterday, how is your liver? How is your colon? How is your Thompson´s valve? How is the end of your digestive tube?


The case of meat eating meat

The messenger came fast like a flashing star and handed in a piece of paper to Sherlock Holmes. 

His logic fired as he read each word. He did not have to reach the end of the message to see what was all about. 

Holmes quickly realised he had a case of meat eating meat and he had to move immediately. 

- Here, dear Dr. Watson, we have a case of meat eating meat, said Sherlock Holmes.

- Meat eating meat?, exclaimed Dr. Watson.

-Yes, what we are seeing here is the end of an empire, added Sherlock Holmes.

- Up in the sky even stars come to pass. And down on Earth, no empire has ever lasted forever, Dr. Watson, continued Holms.

- So, perhaps one day when future archaeologists, if man has a future, are studying the remains of what once was the most powerful nation on Earth, they will reach a conclusion that the habit of eating too much meat brought them down just as much as sugar did once to the powerful islamic empires of yesterday. Dear, Mr. Watson, It is basic economics, remarked Sherlock Holmes.

Leaving Dr. Watson confused with thousands of questions flying around his brain, the only thing he could do was to scratch the tip of his right ear. He had a look of bewilderment on his face.

- These are the cues we´ve got, Mr. Watson. Enough to reach the end of this mystery in no time, pointed out Sherlock Holmes.

- There is no time to waste. The international order is already in disorder, Mr. Watson, said Holmes.

And both left as fast as they could and took a carriage.

Will they solve the case before it is too late?

A lot of experts already say the whole damn thing is beyond help because people are beyond repair.


The cues to solve the Meat eating Meat Case

Massacre of over 40 million turkeys 

                                         


                                                                                 

                                      
                                                                             

Meat eating meat

                                                            
                                                                              

 U.S. soldiers too fat to fight

Source: Todo Interesante.

References 

Block F. L. (1997). The Origins of International Economic Disorder: A Study of United States International Monetary Policy from World War II to the Present. University of California Press, Ltd., Berkeley, CA, USA. 282 p.

Hobsbawm E. & Ranger T. (1983). The Invention of Tradition. Cambridge University Press, Cambridge, UK. 320 p.

Siskind J. (2002). The Invention of Thanksgiving: A Ritual of American Nationality. In: Pp: 41-58, Food in the U.S.A.: A Reader, Counihan C. M. (Ed.), Routledge, Taylor & Francis Group, London, UK., 432 p.