TO EAT OR NOT TO EAT CHICKEN SHIT

Source: BackPocket Coo.

By Gundhramns Hammer
September 28, 2013

There are a few ways to eat chicken shit. One way is to eat vegetables that have been fertilised with chicken poop. But this method poses no theat to our health unless the people that have pulled or collected the veggies have their hands contaminated with shit, either chickeny or human. 

Human shit contamination if after they have flushed their turds into the river they did not wiped their asses very well and neither washed their hands with soap and water. Most people have poor bathroom habits. Or chicken poop in case they have worked in the torture chambers of domestic birds, the so called factory chicken farms.

Another way is to grab a chicken turd and put it in your mouth. Although there are some weird people out there who say that they enjoy eating chicken fecal matter, peanut butter and cheese sandwiches, the vast majority of people would be disgusted with this or would puke just thinking about it.

The funny thing is that this same vast majority of folks who stay clear and away from chicken shit, they do indeed eat chicken shit, by the tonnes and they like it! 

As a matter of fact, these folks crave chicken shit. They can´t live without chicken shit! They are addicted to chicken shit!

How? Simply by eating chicken meat. As plain as that.

If you don´t believe it go ahead and read the most recent NARMS retail meat report (FDA, 2010), which has clearly stated that 90% of pork chops, ground beef and ground turkey, and 95% of chicken breasts were  contaminated with fecal bacteria. Their results are based on tests of 5,280 samples.

Which means that 95% of the chicken meat you eat has chicken shit.

And beware! This method of eating chicken shit is quite risky not to say the least dangerous for your health. 

Furthermore, whenever you gorge yourself up with chicken meat, you are contributing to the abuse and torture of chickens, live and sentient beings (Video 1).

                                  Video 1. Chicken´s hell: Animal slaughterhouse.

How would you feel to see your children hanging from their legs ready for the butcher´s knife as in Video 1? 

Perhaps you don´t give a damn about this but you should. More so if you have kids, for they are the ones who will inherit this fucked up Earth. 

And meat eating has a great impact on the environment. Man´s addiction to meat eating has a humongous ecological footprint.

Now the 40.000 dollar question:

Are you willing to eat chicken shit, risk your life and end up having your intestines perforated by the bacteria Escherichia coli O157:H7?

Go ahead and eat all the chicken shit you want. It is entirely up to you.  

To eat or not to eat chicken shit!

References

Food and Drug Administration (FDA) (2010). Retail Meat Report 2010. National Antimicrobial Resistance Monitoring System (NARMS), Silver Spring, MD, USA. 85 p.