ALIENS USING HUMAN PENISES TO POWER STAR SHIPS: LIKE FUCKING FATHER, LIKE FUCKING SON

By Gundhramns Hammer & Salvatore Scimino
September 3, 2013

                             WARNING: IT MAY OFFEND DELICATE PERSONS.

Source: SciFiCool.

Ancient aliens known as the "Galaxy Engineers" have been studying planet Earth for at least 4 billion years. It is believed that they were the ones who seeded this planet with life. 

After a long war with another advanced alien race interested on this planet resources, a story recorded in ancient traditions and even written in sacred books such as the Bible, the Galaxy Engineers won and went on with their planet seeding business.

These advanced extraterrestrials have been in charge of directing the evolution of animal life on this planet, with the idea of obtaining a species capable of generating massive quantities of neuronal energy through heavy duty thinking of all kinds but preferably evil thoughts so that they could tap this energy and use it as food stuff and to fuel their space ships.

After a few billion years of waiting they finally have obtained a species that fits perfectly their bill. 

And this species is a biped primate that calls himself "Homo sapiens" or "human", a word that in one of this creature´s old languages, known by him as "Proto-indoeuropean" or "Proto-indoaryan", means "shit". 

The aliens are not surprised at all of this curious name  considering the tremendous amounts of shit these naked apes carry in their intestines and how terrible their shit stinks.

The so long sought for species "Homo sapiens" is so violent that he has spent most of his history fighting wars, with a few brief periods of what he calls "peace", which is nothing but a period of resting in preparation for the next war. 

Since humans left the bush and took the road to what they call "domestication of plants and animals" and settled down in what they call "cities", these engineer aliens have increased their human harvesting for their own consumption and extracting their brain energy to power their secret underground and underwater bases. 

It is estimated that from 2-8 million people are harvested each year through wars or abductions, some of the latter with full knowledge of some governments in secret alliances with the aliens in exchange of some hints of technology. 

Once the aliens have their human specimens well placed in the laboratory, the ET scientists get busy carrying out all kinds of experiments, including putting human males in a whacking off machine (Fig. 1).

Figure 1. Alien masturbating machine to extract sexual energy. Source: howstuffworks.

The idea of whacking off  human males is to extract the energy that comes out every time these sloppy naked apes shoot their wad. 

ET experts have found a way of tapping, condensing and packaging human sexual energy so that just one male ejaculation is the equivalent of all of the energy the 435 nuclear plants in operation on Earth produce in 1.000 years, taking in consideration that the total energy these plants put out is 15% of the global electricity yearly. 

One man´s ejaculation is sort of one minibig bang of blasting energy enough to send a star ship across the "Milky Way".

Now ET scientists have found a way of putting whole human males into special chambers to get the energy directly from the sexual shooting organs to power their star ships. 

Human females do not go to waste either. EBEs (extraterrestrial biological entities) use them to power their secret bases on Earth.

One single human female artificially stimulated and programmed to become multiorgasmic round the clock and for months at a time can power a single EBE base for a year. 

Those human females that already have a sexual apparatus which makes them naturally multiorgasmic (Video 1) are the best specimens for the alien power needs.

          Video 1. A perfect human specimen for the energy needs of the alien bases.

 
But the extraterrestrials ran into one problem: Human bodies are too fragile. And they carry too much shit. 

Although ET scholars have found an easy and efficient way to recycle human poop: Turning it into shitburgers (Fig. 2) or shitsteaks (Fig. 3) to feed their human captives. 

Figure 2. A shitburger to feed humans captives in alien bases. Source: Taringa!

 

Figure 3. Human poop turned into an shitsteak by alien scientists. Source: Vegan Campus.

Females last nearly a year whereas males are short lived. Each male lasts only 3 month of theirs squirting energy rich stuff from their shooting sexual organs. 

Males eventually burned out like cheap electric bulbs. But at least, these human adult males have a death in something they had always been looking and wishing for whilst they were free and alive: To be perpetually laid. 

At the EBEs laboratories these adult human males had what they wanted to begin with, in a society geared exclusively to fucking. A global elite´s trick to keep the human flocks like zombies.

To compensate for this wearing and burning out of the specimens, the aliens place males in a special cylindrical Matrixlike pod, hooked up with feeding, shitting, and coming energy collecting wires. 

The EBEs have a lot of spare human males in a row (Fig. 4), thus the abductions around the world. They have a complicated sliding machine that puts men one on top of the other and automatically feeds the fucking males into the alien contraption for sexual energy extraction. 

Figure 4. Doped human specimens ready to be put in the alien energy extracting pods. Source: flickriver.

The aliens do not give a shit about human suffering. Something that we will see bred a similar or equal drive in their creation: Human beings. After all, humans were created in god´s image.

Tonnes of human folks including a large community of Frankenstein scientists do not give a fuck about someone else´s pain. 

For example, a lot of animals are terrorised in laboratories and other torture chambers invented by humans, with the excuse of "furthering humanity´s benefit" or the "advancement of humanity". 

Some scientific animal terrorising is plainly gruesome (Fig. 5) and in many occasions is fucking evil (Fig. 6). Many a times these animal hells are a waste of time and money.

Figure 5. Animal terrorism: Mouse with a human ear. Source: Google Images.

Figure 6. Monkey in torturing chamber invented by evil scientists. Source: Animal Rights Zone.

Anyhow, the engineer aliens are not worried about this issue because planet "Earth", as they call these warmonger naked apes "their" planet, is full of wad shooting human males. ET scientists believe they will never run out of these strange shitty apes. 

There are plentiful "precious erectile organs" or "cherished meaty tools", as seen from the perspective of the males of these foul smelling creatures called "humans". 

After all, ETs know that humans are quite efficient baby making machines. These shitty thinking monsters have been extremely busy fucking since time immemorial and now have this planet bursting at its seam with people (Table 1).

 

Table 1. Estimated world and regional populations at various dates (in millions). Source: Wikipedia.

Year	World	Africa	Asia	Europe	Latin America[Note 1]	Northern America	Oceania	Notes
70,000 BC	< 0.015							[114]
10,000 BC	1
9000 BC	3
8000 BC	5							[115]
7000 BC	7
6000 BC	10
5000 BC	15
4000 BC	20
3000 BC	25
2000 BC	35
1000 BC	50							[115]
500 BC	100							[115]
AD 1	200							[116]
1000	310
1750	791	106	502	163	16	2	2
1800	978	107	635	203	24	7	2
1850	1,262	111	809	276	38	26	2
1900	1,650	133	947	408	74	82	6
1950	2,519	221	1,398	547	167	172	12.8
1955	2,756	247	1,542	575	191	187	14.3
1960	2,982	277	1,674	601	209	204	15.9
1965	3,335	314	1,899	634	250	219	17.6
1970	3,692	357	2,143	656	285	232	19.4
1975	4,068	408	2,397	675	322	243	21.5
1980	4,435	470	2,632	692	361	256	22.8
1985	4,831	542	2,887	706	401	269	24.7
1990	5,263	622	3,168	721	441	283	26.7
1995	5,674	707	3,430	727	481	299	28.9
2000	6,070	796	3,680	728	520	316	31.0
2005	6,454	888	3,917	725	558	332	32.9
2010	6,972	1,022	4,252	732	580	351	35.6	[117]

1. ^ ^{a b c d e} Northern America comprises the northern-most countries and territories of North America: Canada, the United States, Greenland, Bermuda, and St. Pierre and Miquelon. Latin America comprises Mexico, Central America, the Caribbean and South America.

  

ET scientists are now experimenting with human male shooting organs without the stinky body attached to it in order to power a star ship engine. They have been very busy harvesting male shooting organs (Fig. 7) from all corners of this world.

Figure 7. Aliens cutting human penises. Source: Dapals´ Zone.

Governments around the planet are investigating the thousands of human male disappearances. Male politicians are particularly worried of losing their balls.

Police cannot as yet find a fucking clue as to what is happening in their fucking districts. 

The fucking male cops are fucking afraid that whoever or whatever is committing these crimes might come after their "precious boneless organs" too, since they report that a lot of the times when they find dead bodies abandoned in solitary places there is one thing missing from corpses: The penis.

This fear has created a new industry, providing some relief to the large masses of unemployed. Business oriented naked apes are always ready to sell their shit.

Factories specialised in making iron codpieces (Fig. 8) to protect male genital packages are popping out like mushrooms everywhere. And stores are selling them like hot cakes.

Figure 8. Iron codpiece to protect police pricks against unknown enemy that is mutilating humans. Source: Google Images.

                 

A black market for iron codpieces has already sprung up in most cities around the world since there are always people willing to pay less money for anything.

Male cops who wear this cumbersome equipment complain that they cannot run after the "cacos" (thieves). So pickpockets are having a ball.

Because of this, some macho scientists are trying damn hard to find a solution before they themselves lose their pricks and balls.

Despite of the codpieces, the male community is still shitless and continues worrying with many sleepless nights because nobody has any fucking idea who or what is out there "catching human penises". 

There is even a series of TV called "Xless-Meat" that is having a high rating by the zombied human masses.

The search for the mysterious enemy that leaves human bodies prickless continues.

Like fucking father, like fucking son

It is said that crooked parents beget crooked children. And there are plenty of crooked people on Earth. 

So many that humans are now the main cause of the multiple hells a lot of animals must suffer on this planet (Earth) (Video 2).

                               Video 2. Horse´s hell: Horse slaughterhouse.

Since crooked aliens created humans, at least that is what some experts say including scientists who believe in their privacy of their home but keep juggling ape skeletons up and down to the human pedigree and arguing otherwise in public and to their colleagues to justify their high paying salaries, it is not surprising that there are many crooked humans who are into fucking up animals.

There are fucking humans who get tiger penises, rhino horns, elephant tusks and other animal body parts from black markets to use them in ridiculous potions to aid the aging genital mechanism of fucking deranged human males, especially in China, Vietnam and some Middle East countries, or wherever there are people from these regions in the world (see Table 2).

China stands out as the main destiny for animal parts for "traditional medicine" or a country with fucking cuisine (Video 3). This is a country that surprisingly has a lot of people who advocate Animal Rights but also there are a lot of robotoid men and women, fucking humans that act unfeeling and callous towards animals.

       Video 3. Fucking robotoid Homo insapiens from China cuts head of live snake.

But China is not alone in this nasty business, supporting Animal Hells: The trade of animal parts. There are other countries fucking up animals (Table 2).

 Table 2. Illicit trafficking of wildlife. 

Illicit trade in wildlife is worth around US$19 billion per year, according to a WWF report, and this fucking "industry" is linked to transnational organised crime, corruption, money laundering and international terrorism. So governments should consider it a matter of national security.

What this means is that if any of the so called "terrorist or insurgent groups" inhabit or live near a biodiversity hotspot (Fig. 9), they might get involved in illegal poaching and/or animal trafficking in cahoots with other criminal groups to make money for their fucking activities in some areas of Africa, Asia and the Americas.

Figure 9. Biodiversity hotspots in the world and selected terrorist safe havens. Source: Wyler & Sheikh (2008).

The temptation for these fucking criminal groups to engage in animal terrorism like poaching and illegal wildlife trade is too great, since people doing business in this black market are willing to pay damn good money for animal suffering (Table 3, Fig. 10).

Table 3. Estimated retail value of selected illicit wildlife trade. Source: Wyler & Sheikh (2008).

Figure 10. Gorilla victim of the African bushmeat trade. Source: Ape Alliance.

It does not matter whether this fucking trade is legal or illegal. It is always hell for any animal who suffers the killing or trade.

The international trade in wild animals dead or alive should be stopped and abolished once and for all.  

Let us hope the wishy washy governments (sadly sometimes in cahoots with the mafia) get busy passing and applying tough laws on illegal trade of wildlife, poaching and hire people armed to the teeth to protect wildlife. 

Wildlife police with orders and guts to shoot the hell out of fucking illegal hunters, or anyone who is fucking up the poor wild animals that have it not just tough with their daily survival but also with the nasty things that have to put up with from fucking human beings (Homo insapiens) (Video 4).

                                Video 4. Gabon´s bushmeat trade.




So we come to the end, folks. 

Like fucking father, like fucking son. And there are way too many fucking humans who are fucking up animals. 

And in the end, they are fucking up themselves too because on this planet everything is connected.

We now need more than ever humans capable of extending their love towards their kindred beyond their family boundaries. Loving people able to love Nature as they love themselves. 

Are you one of those? Are you working on it? 

Whatever you are doing right now is what the next generations will reap in the future. 

Thus, make it good! Because we already have too much evil!

 
References

Oldfield S. (Ed.) (2003). The Trade in Wildlife: Regulation for Conservation. Earthscan Publications Ltd., London, UK. 210 p. 

Williamson M. (1998). The African Bushmeat Trade: A Recipe for Extinction. Ape Alliance, c/o Fauna and Flora International. Cambridge, UK. 47 p.

Wyler L. S. & Sheikh P. A. (2008). International Illegal Trade in Wildlife: Threats and U.S. Policy. CRS Report for Congress, Washington, D.C., USA. 45 p.