MARS PIÑATA: OPPORTUNITY AND CURIOSITY MARS ROVERS STILL ON EARTH?

Source: Piñata Boy!

By Gundhramns Hammer
May 4, 2015 
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Man (Homo insapiens) has not even finished his nosey job of exploring "his own" nest - which he is fucking up to the fullest - but he is already thinking of going to Mars to fuck around.  

Hmmm.... Something smells fishy here. It makes us wonder a bit about it. What the fuck is going on here?

Is the Mars space programme just some sort of a piñata used as an excuse to get juicy contracts by the owners of the world´s industrial complex? 

In other words, is Mars a space piñata?

Could it be that some of the Mars images made public are simply red-coloured photos taken in some remote place of our dear planet Earth such as Canada´s Devon Island (Figs. 1-3), for example?

Figure 1. Devon Island (dark green) in Nunavut, Canada´s High Artctic. Source: Wikimedia.

Figure 2. Aerial view of part of Devon Island, NU, Canada. Source: Panoramio.

Figure 3. Haughton Crater, Devon Island, Nunavut, Canada. Photo: Dr. Gordon Osinski via Canadian Space Agency.

As a matter of fact, there is a fancy camp in Canada´s high Arctic where astronauts go to go to jack around, practise and strut their stuff and gear (Fig. 4), anything related to their future space missions particularly Mars.

Figure 4. K10 Black performing a site survey at Haughton Crater, Devon Island, Canada. Source: NASA.

Check this baby out: Canadian Space Agency´s High Arctic training camp for astronauts: Click HERE.

Some investigators have already gotten busy regarding the possibility that the matter of the rovers matter supposedly jacking around on Mars is anything but the truth. 

For instance, as per third question above, investigator Richard D. Hall thinks that Opportunity and Curiosity Mars rovers are still on Earth! (Videos 1-2):

Video 1. RichPlanet TV: Evidence of NASA´s Mars Rover deception. Part 1/2.

Video 2. RichPlanet TV: Evidence of NASA´s Mars Rover deception. Part 2/2.

The whole thing about the rovers jaking around on an earthbound Mars is fully explained in the following document:

A Hypothesis: The Opportunity and Curiosity Mars Rovers are Situated on Earth by Richard D. Hall. Research by Douglas Gibson & Richard D Hall (2014). To obtain a free copy, click HERE or go HERE to download.