JOUER-AVEC-COUILLES SYNDROME: APETARDS PLAYING WITH NUTS TO KEEP THEIR OWN FUCKING NUTS

Source: Google Images.

By Gundhramns Hammer 
January 1, 2014

Humans love to feel they are the masters of the universe. They often write boring treatises to prove the point that they are very special or that they were made to the image of warmongering snake gods.

Manipulating the laws of physics, humans love to build all kinds of gadgets, from a needle to a satellite that will allow them to talk truckloads of shit or to teletype an electronic order to fire a missile from a drone to send their own brethren to hell (Video 1).

 Video 1. Evil machines: Drone strikes.

These naked apes are so proud of themselves that they go around with their chest quite puffed up, pretending by all means that they are in control of everything like gods (Video 2), as if they were the true rulers of this multiversed universe.

 Video 2. A fucktard caught tree fucking with a bulldozer.

But many a times people get too fucking carried away and expose themselves otherwise, then they are nothing but a bunch of fucking apetards, shittards, zombietards or monkeytards playing with their own nuts, chasing dreams of high tech cannibalistic economics to idolise their own fucking nuts.

So it happens that the very same laws of physics these apetards apply for their own economic or egocentric benefit from showing off to screwing their own nest (Videos 3-7) will sometimes turn around and fuck them up.

 Video 3. Spaghetti models strutting their stuff.

Video 4. Crazy boat crashes caught in camera.

Video 5. Armitards in action.

Video 6. Crane fails compilation.

Video 7. Fukushima nuke explosion caught on hand cam by Jin Yi.

Mon Capitaine, is this a case of the Jouer-avec-Écrous Syndrome (Playing with Nuts Syndrome) ?

Oui, mon ami! As you know, whatever people do, most of the times it boils down to playing with nuts to keep their own nuts and to make more nuts using their own nuts.


See you later alligators! 

Source: Jessica´s Health Blog.