EARTHPROOF ALIENS BUSTED: JACA´S EXTRATERRESTRIAL FINALLY DESTROYED

Source: davidicke.com.

By Gundhramns Hammer
January 2, 2015

No date signs can be seen in the sky today. But signs of ETs in the sky or on Earth if you know exactly where to look for, there are galore. 

On december 13, 2014, we reported that an AFO (alien flying object) dropped a strange creature in Jaca in the province of Huesca, Spain (Hammer 2014c). 

Next we found an offspring of this fucking alien in the same place: Jaca (Hammer 2014b). 

And finally we discovered an entire alien invasion in Zaragoza, one which would make any folks suffering from alien conspiranoia kick the bucket of envy (Hammer 2014c).

Our UFOs, AFOs and ETs hunt goes on. 

And now we have found that these extraterrestrial aliens are everywhere, be they shapeshifted, hybridised or as demons that have taken over someone´s soul (e.g., visible or hidden narcos), if a particular human ever had any, in which case we proceed to exorcise the hell out of the possesso (possessed) or, as Werner (2003) calls them, the "endemoninhados" (possessed by demons).

Days come and day go and we can go where we will go where they never suspect we can and will go after these bastards aliens.

So, it is a new day and we have not seen any alien signs in the sky yet that says that it is the new year: 2015. 

But we all know that humans love to give names to everything and count, especially money, thus they insist today is January 2, 2015. We say Ja. No problem with that!

Naturally, following human habits, we want to say goodbye to the aliens we have found in Jaca now that the New Year is in full swing. 

By goodbye, we do not mean what some people in love with their cities would love to hear since they feel their cages are so sacred, untouchable and immaculate that nothing happens in there that is not supposed to be there but it is nevertheless therein.

What we mean by goodbye is that the Jacan extraterrestrials have been finally busted, destroyed, finito, kaput.

But remember one thing: These extraterrestrial creatures are not only found in Jaca but also all over the Earth now. 

In other words, Earth has been invaded by these alien creatures and humans have accepted them in their daily lives.

Furthermore, people have even learnt to eat these fucking ETs! 

In their never ending quest to make big bucks, naked apes (Homo insapiens) have discovered that these aliens are edible. People consume them like crazy!

Folks, humans do indeed eat these ETs and not the other way around!

After several tests in our own laboratory, we have found that these aliens were not earthproof after all  (Video 1). 

Video 1. Jaca´s earthproof extraterrestrial: This fucking alien is pounded to hell to prove its toughness.

They can be destroyed (Fig. 1), especially by humans´ digestive system enzymes but at a high price sooner or later. As we said it before, people love to eat these aliens!

Figure 1. Goodbye to Jaca´s alien: It has been finally busted.

However there is a catch. 

Eating these aliens has its own consequences, for they contain a lot of nasty susbtances (Table 1) that can damage people´s health in the short or long run.

Table 1. Partial list of the substances found in the alien creatures (industrial or processed bread: Alien breads) consumed by humans (Homo insapiens) in Zaragoza, Jaca and other places on Earth. These substances may vary in content and geographic origin. Compilation based in part on Asghar et al. (2006), Pisesookbunterng & D'Appolonia (1983), Salagher (2002), Vega et al. (2010), Cole et al. (1962, 1963), Chung et al. ( 1981, 1978), Sungur & Ercan (2013) and others and on our own research. Originally published in Hammer (2014c).

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• Addictive agents: Monosodium glutamate (MSG), an important additive in food to make people addicted to a specific product. MSG produces addiction, fixed throught patterns and restlesness, what we call Home Distress Syndrome;
• Anti-staling agents: Butylhydroxyanisole (BHA, E-320), toluene (methylbenzene), butylhydroxytoluene (BHT, E-321);
• Antifungal agents: Calcium propionate (E-282), lactic acid (E-270), citric acid (E330), sorbic acid (E-200);
• Thickening agents: Glucomannan, galactomannan, etc. Enzymes extracted from transgenic bacteria (e.g., Bacillus subtilis) and fungi (Aspergillus spp.) are used to obtain these oligosaccharides;
• Oxidizing agents: Ascorbic acid (E-300), azodicarbonamide, potassium bromate, monocalcium orthophosphate;
• Water;
• Alcohols: Ethanol;
• Starch: From corn, potatoes;
• Calcium carbonate;
• carbonyls: Pyruvic acid 2,4-dinitrophenylhydrazone, carbonyl 2,4-dinitrophenylhydrazone;
• Ketones;
• Chlorine dioxide;
• Enzymes: Amylase, laccase, lipase, xylanase;
• Emulsifiers: Lecithin, mono and diglycerides of fatty acids (E-471), diacetyl tartaric acid (DATA E-472e), lactylates (E-481, stearoyl-2-lactylate calcium; E-482, stearoyl-2-lactylate) ;
• Esters (see emulsifiers);
• Aloe vera gel;
• Gluten;
• Flours: Rice, carob bean;
• Hydrocolloid: Sodium alginate, carboxymethylcellulose, carrageenan, gum arabic, locust bean gum, guar gum, cashew-nut tree gum, xanthan gum, hydroxypropylmethylcellulose, pectin;
• Moisturizers: Sorbitol (E-420);
• Baking powder;
• Vegetable oils;
• Pentosans: Arabinoxylan, arabinogalactan; 
• Plastics: Polysorbate 60, mono and diglycerides;
• Chitosan;
• Glyphosate laden GM soybean products;
• Dibasic ammonium sulfate
• Calcium sulphate (white plaster);
• Magnesium sulfate;
• Potassium sulphate;
• Sodium chloride (salt);
• Surfactants:  Abietic acid, diacetyl tartaric acid esters of mono and diglycerides (DATEM), dodecylpyridium chloride, dimethyl ether of tetradecyl phosphonic acid, sodium dodecylbenzenesulfonate, dodecyl betaine, glycerol diester, lauryl monoethanolamide, sorbitan monoestearate, ethoxylated monoglycerides (EMG), sucrose monopalmitate (SMP), octylphenol polyethoxylate (Tritón X-100), etc.;
• Etc.;
• Etc.;
• Etc. 

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Alien breads under the microscope

From the above list (Table 1), let us check just one ingredient found in these ETs: Octylphenol polyethoxylate. See Surfactants on Table 1.

Octylphenol polyethoxylate is also known as polyethylene glycol p-(1,1,3,3-tetramethylbutyl)-phenyl ether, octyl phenol ethoxylate, polyoxyethylene octyl phenyl ether, 4-octylphenol polyethoxylate, Mono 30, t-octylphenoxypolyethoxyethanol, Octoxynol-9, TX-100 or Triton X-100 (Wikipedia, 2014).

Triton X-100 is a commonly used detergent in laboratories. This detergent is widely used to lyse cells (to break down cells) to extract protein or organelles, or to permeabilize the membranes of living cells (Wikipedia, 2014).

According to Wikipedia (2014), some applications of Triton X- 100 include:

• Ingredient in influenza vaccine (Fluzone),
• Permeabilizing unfixed (or lightly fixed) eukaryotic cell membranes,
• Solubilizing membrane proteins in their native state in conjunction with zwitterionic detergents such as CHAPS, 
• Part of the lysis buffer (usually in a 5% solution in alkaline lysis buffer) in DNA extraction,  
• Reducing surface tension of aqueous solutions during immunostaining (usually at a concentration of 0.1-0.5% in TBS or PBS Buffer),
• Dispersion of carbon materials for soft composite materials,
• Restricting colony expansion in Aspergillus nidulans in microbiology,
• Decellularization of animal-derived tissues.

 

Moreover, Wikipedia (2014) indicates that, apart from laboratory use, Triton X-100 is used in several types of cleaning compounds, which can go from heavy-duty industrial products to gentle detergents. It is also a common ingredient in homemade vinyl record cleaning fluids together with distilled water and isopropyl alcohol. It is considered a good micellar catalyst.

As a lysing agent, Triton X-100 has been used to solubilise the membrane of bacteria (Fernández Rivera et al., 2005), for example. It has also been used to study the membrane permeability of cancer cells (Koley & Bard, 2010). 

Triton X-100 is also useful in biodegradation studies by microorganims (Cheng et al., 2005).

In other words, Triton X-100 is a multipurpose chemical compound.

You do not need to have much imagination to realise what Octylphenol polyethoxylate will do to the intestinal tissues and the intestinal microbiota once you consume alien breads containing this detergent. 

According to Hammer (2014b), in the short or long run, consumption of these alien breads - i.e., bread concocted following ET or human-ET´s recipes - causes many health problems in humans (Homo insapiens) such as:

• Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS). Consumption of these ETs (the IM busters) - along with caffeinated drinks (coffee, chocolate, soda, tea) full of additives , industrial sugar, the tobacco nicotine, consumption of sophisticated (altered, laden with additives) alcoholic beverages, anti-depressant drugs, anxiety and other factors - together combine to produce this peripheral neuropathy, resulting in a terrible hell (terrible tingling in the feet and legs, pain, depression, kidney failure, etc.) for those who suffer it and those who live with the RLS afflicted person;
• Home Distress Syndrome. Makes people restless, distressed at home, pushing them to run out of their home and head to the mall for a shopping spree or jog and run like crazy up and down hills or streets to calm down the neuronal storms unleashed largely by the messed up MI due to consumption of processed foods, including the already mentioned ETs;
• Depression. Linked to alteration of the intestinal microbiota (IM), as these symbionts are in constant communication with the brain via the "Gut-Brain Axis" (Gut-Brain Axis);
• Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Usually an indication of a dysbiosis  (imbalance of the MI) and the need to overhaul the person´s hard disk (limbic system) which means integration of emotional associations and fears originating in childhood, i.e., emotional healing;
• Bad Temper Syndrome. Abrupt changes in behaviour, i.e., the threshold of the ability to reach the therapsid inside each individual is reduced, something caused largely by the fucking up of the MI and the fatigue due to a life of slave;  
• Children´s Hyperactivity Disorder. Triggered by neuronal shortcircuiting (excitatory neurotransmission, mental electric mess), caused by the MSG content in the consumed aliens (industrial bread) and in the additive laden goodies (sweets = excessive consumption of industrial sugar) which Homo insapiens children consume right and left daily;
• Cutaneous diseases. Many skin problems are related to the alteration of the MI, resulting in problems in the  interactive metabolic pathways of the host and its microbiota, for intestinal symbionts have a direct communication channel with the skin;  
• Common lung allergies. Besides other factors, some lung allergies are also linked to altered MI and therefore the immune system;
• Eternal containtment of evacuation (mega-constipation). Meaning that shit cannot be evacuated when it should be evacuated, so that people will be filled with feces and appear pregnant, eventually they must be evacuated to the hospital to extract the intestinal megaload of poop from them;
• Colon and anal cancer.  In addition to other factors (stress, environmental pollution, genetics, etc.), consumption of these aliens (industrial bread) along with large amounts of meat (loads of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons) and junk food, all together produce a deadly chemical intestinal molotov in the intestines which screws up the MI and screws up the colon and ass. The end result is something which will make owners of the funeral home quite happy before your due time.  

There are other health problems related to, worsen or caused by the consumption of alien breads. But we will leave this alien baby for another occasion.


Alien breads are chupacabras

Culturally and technologically, we have come a long way to eat what we now eat which in turn will slowly eat our own internal eating biological apparatus instead of giving it vitality.

In other words, these alien or ET breads are chupacabras: They suck people´s vitality.

Naturally, in the short or long run, if you get sick after eating too much of this sophisticated crap, it is good for the economy. Pharmaceutical economy, that is!

Mon dieu, mon Capitaine! It is obvious that when we eat these alien breads we are eating shit!

Oui, mon ami! That´s excactly what we eat today despite this alien product´s fancy appearance on the supermarket shelves. Good bread is history, mon ami. More so after the Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear disaster. We are now eating globalised man-made radioactive alien shit!

Fuck! 

See you later alligators! 

Source: Jessica´s Health Blog.

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