BIG COMPANIES GOING CRAZY OVER RARE EARTHS, SO PEOPLE DON´T GO CRAZY WITHOUT E-GADGETS

Source: Wikipedia.

By Gundhramns Hammer 
January 16, 2015 
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The high tech bubble humans have constructed to have a comfy home (sleeping perch) to masturbate their brains and have a bed to roll over sleepless at night, worrying about the never ending chain of incoming bills, and/or to screw the same or the opposite sex to make more DNA has gotten extremely complicated.

So complicated that in order to keep under control his high tech bubble and to avoid this baby from bursting the shit right on his face, man goes out hunting for rare earth elements all over the Earth and ready to extract them wherever these are found, thus fucking up the Biosphere, thereafter leaving piles of radioactive slurry tailings that can screw up any living creature around, for example, so that he can keep his electronic gadgets going on and on and, just is case any enemy wants to smash his nuts, to have his weapons systems ready to repel any attacks.

This is why right now there is a big rush for rare earth elements (Video 1). And may God protect the environment or anyone (Video 2) getting or standing in the way!

 

Video 1. The global race for rare earths.

Video 2. Rare earths mining screws up Chinese villages.

Mon capitaine, what the fuck are rare earth elements for? 

Mon ami, man uses them in many gadgets from TV sets to lasers and satellites.  Let us check this out (Table 1):

Table 1. A list of the rare earth applications in man´s high tech bubble. Source: Namibia Rare Earths Inc.

No wonder big companies are going crazy over rare earths. so people don´t go crazy without their e-gadgets, mon Capitaine.

Oui, mon ami.

Mon Capitaine, when seen from far away, man (Homo insapiens) is so fucking stupid that he is willing to bet his nuts to tear up and fuck up all the planet to keep going his high tech insanity to keep his nuts.

Oui, mon ami. But there is one big problem. He puts his fucking nuts before Mother Nature´s cart when it should be the other way around. So, one of these days she will crack his nuts! And to complicate this matter, his lower easily agitated nuts rule his upper insane nuts!

Merde, we´re fucked!


See you later alligators! 

Source: Jessica´s Health Blog.

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