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sábado, 27 de diciembre de 2014

THE INTERNECK WEB OF CHUPACABRAS (INWeChup): HOW TO CHUPOPTERISE A PLANET

Source: Wikipedia.


By Gundhramns Hammer
December 27, 2014

Christmas 2014 is gone. It is a short-lived bubble. Lucky is the one who still is smiling after this cheerful pagan party.

Soon you will receive the bills from all the crap you bought at the malls to give away as presents to your folks and friends. 

Thanks to the miracles of your credit card, you plunged yourself deeper into the debt pit

Now your bank owns you more than last year, doesn´t it?

But you as a single head of human cattle are not worth a piece of shit to the global elite. 

However, as a whole, when dealing with hundreds of herds of human cattle together all over the world like you, this is a different game for these global chupacabras.

And these global chupacabras have indeed come up with a master plan on how to chupopterise an entire planet. 

These human chupacabras have gotten happy together (Video 1) to design and put in place a planetary banking machine to squeeze the blood out of their human cattle on Earth.


 Video 1. Happy together.



The experts call this happy together "The Inter-Alpha Group of Banks"

It´s a fancy name, isn´t it?

But what the fuck is it? Have you ever heard of it?

Let us see what the fuck it is:

Quote:

Fancy language: 

"The Inter-Alpha Group of Banks was created in 1971 by six banks in the European Community to provide a platform for the regular exchange of ideas and to explore areas for cooperation between its member banks. The group is a non-hierarchical association and is maintained by mutual agreement with each bank retaining full autonomy and independence. 

It was one of the banking clubs set up during the 1960s and 1970s when a number of European banks attempted to cooperate at an international level." [Wikipedia, 2014]


So much for fancy language.

Now let us put it in our own street language:

The Interneck Web of Chupacabras (INWeChup) was set up in 1971 by six chupacabras from the colony of these beasts ruling the European cattle ranches to get for themselves a big table for regular exchange of human blood amongst themselves.

This global gang of chupacabras belong to the archonic Hidden Hand managing the planet and is maintained in place by mutual interests with each chupacabra retaining full rights on any human´s neck.

It was one of the chupacabring clubs established in the 1960s and 1970s when a bunch of chupacabras managing the herds of cattle of the European ranches came up with the grand idea of sucking people´s blood at an international scale.


Neat for them, isn´t it?

But awefully bad for the populations of freedom loving human cattle.  

Worse yet because all this chupacabring is and will be done without any considerations on the planet´s biosphere despite all of the INWeChup´s sweet but cheap "sustainable" talking.

Furthermore, human cattle like any cattle do create and will indeed create barren lands (Fig. 1) when not managed properly. If ever.


Figure 1. Deforestation in Indonesia to patch in the whims of insatiable human beings. Source: kuow.org.


And so far, the money-making but moronic gang of global mega-chupacabras (global elite) are doing a lousy job at managing their human cattle herds on a local or planetary scale. 

So it happens that neither masters nor slaves are giving a fucking shit about Mother Earth.

It is big pig time for everyone on the planet who can get his fucking neck better positioned to be chupopterised (to be sucked) in the globalised market in exchange for big money to go shopping of truckloads of crap, to fuck or get fucked as much as possible and of course, cannibalise the whole planet (Video 2). 



 Video 2. Big pig time: Deforestation - Soybean, palm oil & Eucalyptus.



Otherwise, you´re bound to starve to death slowly unless the INWeChup decides later that you have a juicy neck to be tapped, good enough to bring you out of your fucking missery with cheerful and socially responsible "development" plans to eventually turn you into an efficient crap-eating and Earth-sucking zombie.

But let us read what the experts have to say about this Hidden Hand´s group:

The Inter-Alpha Group: Nation-Killers for Imperial Genocide by John Hoefle (2010). 


Whose fault is it?

Mon Capitaine, whose fault is it?

All in all, everyone´s. Everyone´s because people (Homo insapiens) are fucking gullible fools, fucking insatiable mini-chupacabras, and fucking selfish assholes at the same time (Video 3), mon ami!


 Video 3. Man, the biggest asshole on planet Earth.
 


Glossary:

Chupopterise 
(verb., chupopterised, chupoterising, chupopterises): 

To suck the vital juice of a human or nonhuman animal. To screw up or fuck up a living being. To extract, squeeze, drink the blood of a human or nonhuman animal. To mess up or fuck up the living force of a planet.

It comes from the Spanish verb chupar which means to suck.


See you later alligators! 


Source: Jessica´s Health Blog.

 

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