By Gundhramns Hammer
Evolutionary theory (ET) sustains that man has evolved from a simple organism that changed and became more complex over time via mutations and shuffling of genes via conjugation or sex and what have you.
This is how man (Homo "sapiens") was supposed to have evolved, if we are to believe the whimsical Illuminati´s ET.
In a nutshell, the ET states that life goes from the simple to the complex.
Given the right conditions, the right situation, the right elements and the right timing, it is inherent within the physics of molecules to self-assemble into more complex extructures, so it is only a matter of time and a special set of conditions until they reach the point of life.
There is plenty of evidence around us to support this, something that happened at some point in the remote past, scientists say.
The planet´s abundant biodiversity is proof of this, scientists point out.
It does makes sense in a world without much sense where it needs a lot of sense. Wholesome biospherical sense, that is.
This is how man (Homo "sapiens") was supposed to have evolved, if we are to believe the whimsical Illuminati´s ET.
In a nutshell, the ET states that life goes from the simple to the complex.
Given the right conditions, the right situation, the right elements and the right timing, it is inherent within the physics of molecules to self-assemble into more complex extructures, so it is only a matter of time and a special set of conditions until they reach the point of life.
There is plenty of evidence around us to support this, something that happened at some point in the remote past, scientists say.
The planet´s abundant biodiversity is proof of this, scientists point out.
It does makes sense in a world without much sense where it needs a lot of sense. Wholesome biospherical sense, that is.
Building upon this, some experts (e.g., Zecharia Sitchin) in ufology proclaim that at some time in the past, perhaps some 460,000 years ago, a bunch of extraterrestrial aliens visited Earth and took an ape and modified it with some of their own alien DNA, assuming they had DNA, to make mining slaves and thus created humans.
Some investigators call these aliens Nephilim, Reptilians, Reptoids, Andromedans... There are names for every taste.
In many respects, there is some evidence for this too, as reported by some exobiologists and creationists.
In many respects, there is some evidence for this too, as reported by some exobiologists and creationists.
On the other hand, Vedic science says that life goes from complex to the simple.
A superintelligent being, according to the Vedic texts, gave rise to the myriads of life forms on the planet, which means that this entity underwent a series of changes, in a way degenerating, to produce all the species that populate our planet.
In a way, there is some evidence for this as well, according to some scientists.
It is believed that a marine alien form of life like a worm was brought to Earth by an unknown alien extraterrestrial from an unknown part of the Universe, left it on this planet and over long periods of time, the alien worm evolved into a sort of bipedal, marine humanoid creature - a homonculus or homunculus (Sarre, 1989, 1992, 2000) (Fig. 1) - which abandoned the sea and once on land, by a process of dehumanisation and reptilisation (Naish, 2008) (Fig. 2), it gave rise to various groups of primitive vertebrates.
So, a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes), for example, would be a dehumanised homunculus.
Following this line of thought, humans (Homo insapiens) have kept most of the archetypical characteristics (big head, bipedalism, etc.)
Despite their specialised brain (apomorphic) and their cultural tricks, some zoologists consider humans to be the most plesiomorphic of all vertebrates. The most neotenic beast that evolved from the ancient marine homunculus.
Anyway, we will never know the absolute truth. We are only blind men touching the elephant on different parts of the body.
If you come up with the right hypotheses and the right experiments, understanding by this tailoring experiments as means of an end, you can basically get supporting evidence for almost anything.
More so if you are a cheque-book scientist paid by the global elite whose only interest is to keep its herds of human cattle in convenient Matrix pods to suck their blood.
Hmmm.... Notwithstanding, all of this sounds quite interesting.
Now, let us step outside our Matrix pods, putting aside all the psychology and neurobiology mambo jumbo.
Let us examine one of humans´ curious recent cultural baggage: man´s addiction to junk food.
From a different perspective, albeit amusing to get to our point, then we can ask the following question:
According to this hypothesis, man would have been created by serpentoid aliens from a handful of worms living in piece of junk food as a starting building material, for someone has said ET aliens need this kind of crap to travel through space too.
A superintelligent being, according to the Vedic texts, gave rise to the myriads of life forms on the planet, which means that this entity underwent a series of changes, in a way degenerating, to produce all the species that populate our planet.
In a way, there is some evidence for this as well, according to some scientists.
It is believed that a marine alien form of life like a worm was brought to Earth by an unknown alien extraterrestrial from an unknown part of the Universe, left it on this planet and over long periods of time, the alien worm evolved into a sort of bipedal, marine humanoid creature - a homonculus or homunculus (Sarre, 1989, 1992, 2000) (Fig. 1) - which abandoned the sea and once on land, by a process of dehumanisation and reptilisation (Naish, 2008) (Fig. 2), it gave rise to various groups of primitive vertebrates.
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| Figure 1. Marine homunculus. Source: Tetrapod Zoology. |
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| Figure 2. The homunculus: Dehumanisation of the homunculus (human & dog) and reptilisation of the dehumanised homunculus (chicken & turtle). Source: Tetrapod Zoology. |
So, a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes), for example, would be a dehumanised homunculus.
Following this line of thought, humans (Homo insapiens) have kept most of the archetypical characteristics (big head, bipedalism, etc.)
Despite their specialised brain (apomorphic) and their cultural tricks, some zoologists consider humans to be the most plesiomorphic of all vertebrates. The most neotenic beast that evolved from the ancient marine homunculus.
Anyway, we will never know the absolute truth. We are only blind men touching the elephant on different parts of the body.
If you come up with the right hypotheses and the right experiments, understanding by this tailoring experiments as means of an end, you can basically get supporting evidence for almost anything.
More so if you are a cheque-book scientist paid by the global elite whose only interest is to keep its herds of human cattle in convenient Matrix pods to suck their blood.
Hmmm.... Notwithstanding, all of this sounds quite interesting.
Now, let us step outside our Matrix pods, putting aside all the psychology and neurobiology mambo jumbo.
Let us examine one of humans´ curious recent cultural baggage: man´s addiction to junk food.
From a different perspective, albeit amusing to get to our point, then we can ask the following question:
- What if junk food was somehow implicated in man´s creation?
According to this hypothesis, man would have been created by serpentoid aliens from a handful of worms living in piece of junk food as a starting building material, for someone has said ET aliens need this kind of crap to travel through space too.
Junk or fast food for what purpose, no one knows. Maybe to feed the starfaring aliens´ slaves on the starships.
Given the great diversity of creatures inhabiting Earth, there is evidence that aliens have been visiting this planet for a long time for various reasons:
- Dumping ground of alien crap,
- Source of food and water supplies,
- A fountain of genetic material,
- Source of minerals like gold,
- A bank of antimatter energy from thunderstorms,
- Laboratory to carry out scientific observation & experimentation on Earth´s fauna & flora,
- Alien monkey businesses,
- Prison camp, a place to quarantine renegade or troublesome aliens.
Some experts believe that a serpentoid alien with a bunch of alien cronies (ancient gnostics referred to them as archons) were quarantined for good on Earth eons of time ago.
We referred to this bastard serpentoid leader of these aliens on Earth (the Fallen Angels of Christian tradition) as the Ancient One.
We referred to this bastard serpentoid leader of these aliens on Earth (the Fallen Angels of Christian tradition) as the Ancient One.
It is known that these gang of aliens are parasitic. They feed upon negative energy given off by creatures, especially humans.
One day, a very long time ago, it happened that the leader of the aliens imprisoned on Earth saw a pile of rotting junk food left in a corner of a forest by other exploring aliens.
The serpentoid alien saw a few worms crawling out of a piece of junk food and had an instant Eureka out of its own starving weakness and loneliness.
It grabbed some live worms, headed to the base camp and got busy in the lab working and giving shape to its special creature.
But there are things that not even the aliens can contain.
Long hours of work made the busy alien in the lab ready to go to do what no living creature can sustain even when leading a sustainable life.
The alien felt like evacuating an energetic big bang (sort of like Video 1) and went at it.
Having done what the alien needed to do to pacify its butt, afterwards the alien has another idea on top of its former idea: To create an improved version of those strange humanoid apes hanging around the alien base.
Without wasting any time and working towards its newer idea, the serpentoid leader brought a bowl full of its own shit to its lab, prepared it using a rigurous engineering protocol and mixed it with the DNA extracted from the rotting junk food worms in a special brooding chamber.
This was followed by another step: Adding to the elaborate lab pod a chunk of DNA from a male ape that was screwing around (Video 2) at the edge of the forest.
After so much effort, the created mess was living but still sort of shapeless.
We call this fucking junk mess the shitunculus, merdunculus, scheißunculus or mierdunculus (Fig. 1), whichever you like. Take your pick.
Video 1. Dehumanised distant offspring of the marine homunculus working hard to spoil pristine nature with his crap.
Having done what the alien needed to do to pacify its butt, afterwards the alien has another idea on top of its former idea: To create an improved version of those strange humanoid apes hanging around the alien base.
Without wasting any time and working towards its newer idea, the serpentoid leader brought a bowl full of its own shit to its lab, prepared it using a rigurous engineering protocol and mixed it with the DNA extracted from the rotting junk food worms in a special brooding chamber.
This was followed by another step: Adding to the elaborate lab pod a chunk of DNA from a male ape that was screwing around (Video 2) at the edge of the forest.
Video 2. Demumanised descendants of the marine homunculus making more DNA.
After so much effort, the created mess was living but still sort of shapeless.
We call this fucking junk mess the shitunculus, merdunculus, scheißunculus or mierdunculus (Fig. 1), whichever you like. Take your pick.
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| Figure 1. The shitunculus: The junk food bogeyman. Source: Food Day. |
To bring to a conclusion its experiment, on its next fancy genetic attempt, the serpentoid extraterrestrial thought of adding its own alien DNA to the shitunculus mess.
So the serpentoid alien went back to its genetic engineering lab with its beloved shitunculus and did not leave its sophisticated den until it came out with a new type of humanoid creature.
Vòila, Man!
So, man was moulded from four different elements by the serpentoid alien:
What the fuck were the aliens up to, anyway?
It was a matter of survival for the Ancient One and its cronies on Earth. They have been tampering with Earth´s evolutionary forces with one sole idea in their fucking heads.
To keep from ever starving, the aliens needed a creature that could generate the most negative energy so the gang of ETs would have a feast every time their earthbound creation went on a killing spree all over the Earth.
And eventually, after millions of years of messing around, they succeeded.
Now the Ancient One & Inc. have one hell of an ape, a humanoid beast to suck gigantic quantities of negative energy from: Homo insapiens.
But nothing is perfect.
The result was a screwy beast, for man inherited three things from the alien hybridisation experiment:
And when man is evil, hell breaks loose!
Ecce an example of man´s evilness (Video 3):
Man: La merde de la Terre
Mon Capitaine, is this why man is la merde de la Terre?
Oui, mon ami, this is why man is called "human", a word derived from Proto-Indoeuropean dghem which means "dung, shit, dirt, humus, soulless, spiritless". Thus, honouring this way the original shitty source of this biped primate.
Despite that it fucks him up, shits up his natural surrounding and gets him fucking sick when eating his own crap, this would explain why man is so fond of junk food, according to this hypothesis.
Vòila, Man!
So, man was moulded from four different elements by the serpentoid alien:
- DNA from worms enjoying a piece of rotting junk food left on Earth by other aliens;
- Alien turds,
- Earthbound ape DNA;
- ET DNA from a serpentoid alien quarantined on this blue planet.
What the fuck were the aliens up to, anyway?
It was a matter of survival for the Ancient One and its cronies on Earth. They have been tampering with Earth´s evolutionary forces with one sole idea in their fucking heads.
To keep from ever starving, the aliens needed a creature that could generate the most negative energy so the gang of ETs would have a feast every time their earthbound creation went on a killing spree all over the Earth.
And eventually, after millions of years of messing around, they succeeded.
Now the Ancient One & Inc. have one hell of an ape, a humanoid beast to suck gigantic quantities of negative energy from: Homo insapiens.
But nothing is perfect.
The result was a screwy beast, for man inherited three things from the alien hybridisation experiment:
- a cluster of neurons for shit in his brain from the worms,
- a capacity for enjoyment of life, also derived from the peaceful worms, and
- A cluster of neurons for meanness, stemming from the serpentoid aliens. Apart from the delicate and unstable brain backfiring, this is the main root of man´s evilness.
And when man is evil, hell breaks loose!
Ecce an example of man´s evilness (Video 3):
Warning! Graphic cruel images!!
Video 3. The brutal festival
at Nem Thuong village, Vietnam. Uploaded by occupy for animals.
Man: La merde de la Terre
Mon Capitaine, is this why man is la merde de la Terre?
Oui, mon ami, this is why man is called "human", a word derived from Proto-Indoeuropean dghem which means "dung, shit, dirt, humus, soulless, spiritless". Thus, honouring this way the original shitty source of this biped primate.
Despite that it fucks him up, shits up his natural surrounding and gets him fucking sick when eating his own crap, this would explain why man is so fond of junk food, according to this hypothesis.
This would also explain why man is his own junk food bogeyman (Fig. 1).
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| Figure 1. Man´s own bogeyman. Source: Villains Wikia. |
Anyway, believe it or not, what not is not what is not but what is may be or may be not in a game of human nuts.
Here is an example of man´s game of loose nuts on Earth (Video 4):
Here is an example of man´s game of loose nuts on Earth (Video 4):
Source: YouTube
At the core of the ensemble drama is Don Anderson (Greg
Kinnear), the Marketing Director for the hamburger chain Mickey's (a parody of
McDonald's), who helped develop the "Big One," (a parody of the Big Mac,
McDonald's' most popular menu item) its most popular menu item. When he learns
that independent research has discovered the considerable presence of fecal
matter in the meat, he travels to the fictitious town of Cody, Colorado[1] to
verify if the local slaughterhouse, the main supplier for Mickey's, is guilty of
sloppy production techniques.
Don's tour of the processing plant shows him only the pristine work areas and most efficient procedures, but those with previous connections to the company alert him of all the horrors that were kept secret from him. Don slowly comes to the realization that the simple hamburger sold by Mickey's and everywhere else may not be as healthy as the public is led to believe it is.
Secondary plots deal with the exploitation of illegal immigrants from Mexico, the expectations of fast food restaurant employees and how they are treated, and the efforts of a small group of young anti-corporate activists to save the cattle from horrendous conditions.
Several smaller sub-plots, such as a girl working for Mickey's becoming disillusioned, teenagers planning an act of defiance against the company, and the life of a particular Mexican woman as it is affected by the fast food industry are all featured in the film.
Don's tour of the processing plant shows him only the pristine work areas and most efficient procedures, but those with previous connections to the company alert him of all the horrors that were kept secret from him. Don slowly comes to the realization that the simple hamburger sold by Mickey's and everywhere else may not be as healthy as the public is led to believe it is.
Secondary plots deal with the exploitation of illegal immigrants from Mexico, the expectations of fast food restaurant employees and how they are treated, and the efforts of a small group of young anti-corporate activists to save the cattle from horrendous conditions.
Several smaller sub-plots, such as a girl working for Mickey's becoming disillusioned, teenagers planning an act of defiance against the company, and the life of a particular Mexican woman as it is affected by the fast food industry are all featured in the film.
Video 4. Dehumanised homunculus-derived Homo insapiens feeding on bloody fast food crap. Uploaded by iyirmi YAH7.
Now, do you still wonder why your knee joints ache or your heart is acting up lately?
Tout est possible
Mon Capitaine, what do you think about this amusing hypothesis?
Dans cet univers étrange, tout est possible, mon ami! De
toute façon, what the fuck!
Morale:
Do not eat this crap (Fig. 2) if you want to keep your nuts and nut crackers in place!
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| Figure 1. Immortal junk food. Source: Salon. |
See you later alligators!
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| Source: Jessica´s Health Blog. |
Smile!
All of you who got this far, have a good day!
References
Naish D. (2008). Aquatic Proto-People and the Theory Hypothesis of Initial Bipedalism. ScienceBlogs, Tetrapod Zoology, March 17, 2008: 1-5.
Sarre de F. (1989). What Did the First Vertebrate Look Like that Entered Land? The Standpoint of Initial Bipedalism Theory. Bipedia, 3: 17-21.
Sarre de F. (1992). The Marine Homonculus Hypothesis: An Alternative Paradigm for Human Earliest Evolution. Bipedalia, 9: 13-16.
Sarre de F. (2000). Reconstructing the Archetype: Initial Bipedalism as a Realistic Model for Vertebrate Evolution. Bipedia, 18: 1-18.
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