SWEET TALKING VAMPIRES: TORQUE DICKFIELD AND CANDY ANALLE CRAZY ABOUT MINK FURS

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By Gundhramns Hammer

December 18, 2014

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People are funny, dangerous, greedy, generous, manipulative, imbecile, brainy, lazy, energetic, crazy, sensible, snappy, cordial, docile, tranquil, nasty, sweet, bitter, warmongering, sick or evil fucking beasts. 

They come in many shapes and colours too. And as far as their names, they show an incredible linguistic diversity as diverse as the planet´s biodiversity. 

So a man named Torque Dickfield was nothing unusual in man´s unusual human zoo.

And Torque was a hell of a torque when he wanted to apply torque during his sessions of torque at his favourite body shop: his bed full of mink furs. 

Well, at least that´s what this bastard thought. 

That night Torque Dickfield applied as much torque as he could during his love making to reach the stars but in the end, he ended up only licking the extraterrestrial juices spread all over a bunch of mink furs on top of the bed upon which he had twisted and performed unusual acrobatics with his beloved lady, a woman named Candy Analle. 

So much medieval reading about strange potions and secret formulae to tempt the devil had made them unusually fucking freaky. 

Their neighbours were terrified of them not only because they were always heavily wrapped in fancy furs year round but also because they carried a strong smell of blood.

No wonder, both belonged to a satanist club where the devil had a hard time who to choose from to take to his hell or to beat the hell out of them practicing back engineering when making his own kind of frosty whipped cream.  

Torque Dickfield and Candy Analle were in love with mink furs. They were extremely crazy about mink furs. So much so that these pair of satanists were always licking their furs like cats. 

Their cleaning maid used to tell her friends that this strange fur laden couple used to produce a lot of funny noises not when coupled when they were busy coupling but when they were trying to dump a couple of colon loads of too-coupled fur balls in their bathroom. 

Everybody in the neighbourhood thought this furry couple was suffering from a terrible case of Transmissible Fur Encephalopathy or Mad Fur Disease.

This couple of vampires of animal blood were wacko. 

Torque and Candy had only sense to make sense when it came to the sense of smelling blood to make a lot of heavy money sense in their strange senseless bloody world. 

Nobody ever questioned their sense even though they never made any sense when they needed to make sense in the world of senses to make sense other than the sense of smell. 

This is why these vampires appeared to make sense but made no sense at all. 

Any human vampire who is sucking life juice from an animal blood ocean in the international fur trade will tell you that his or her business is "fair", "sustainable" and a "source of good employment" and other sorts of crap as an excuse for his or her animal hells.

What they will not tell you is that fur farming is many a times linked directly or indirectly to transnational mafia activities via a complex chain of chains connected to a universe of phantom firms conveniently set up in tax havens to carry out mafiosi´s "sustainable" money laundering.

Fur vampires are sweet talkers, anyway.

But besides being sweet talking vampires, curiously, some fur chupacabras are dumb too. 

So much so that we wonder whether or not Torque Dickfield and Candy Analle have been infected with the "mad mink disease" (transmissible mink encepaholopathy, TMD) prions.

Considering that TMD is still poorly understood, who is to tell that people butchering minks, wearing and/or licking furs like Torque and Candy cannot get infected with this disease prions?

It may sound damn but who knows.

Prions are known to withstand high temperatures and all kinds of corrosive chemicals. They are considered indestructible.

Anyway, whatever fur people tell you to excuse their blood frenzy, fur farming is nothing but evil animal chupacabring (Fig. 1).

Figure 1. Fur farming is murder. Source: Animal Rights Zone.

Let us take a look at one of this animal hells in Italy (Video 1):

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In Italy there are 16 active mink farms and one chinchilla farm. These facilities, unknown and well hidden in the countryside, imprison as many as 200.000 animals. The annual production is estimated to reach 170.000 mink pelts.

The minks in these farms live a caged life, deprived of freedom and all that wild animals would experience in nature. The result is stressed animals showing stereotyped behaviours and aggressions between minks in the same cage.

They end up gassed and skinned.

Our investigation shows for the first time ever the reality of mink farms in Italy and the method used to kill these animals, born to die for their fur, in the name of fashion.

Share this video and sign the petition to ask for a complete ban on fur farming in Italy.
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To die for a fur coat: Mink farming in Italy. Uploaded by Visoni Liberi.

Let us join efforts to fight this fucking cruel business - fur farming - so that it is soon history. 

Wake up!

Mon Capitaine, don´t you think people are getting wackier all the time?

Oui, mon ami!

See you later alligators! 

Source: Jessica´s Health Blog.