THE HUMAN BLOOD ECONOMY: THE NEW CHUPAPEOPLE

Source: cracked.com.

By Gundhramns Hammer
April 5, 2014
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If you have a heart full of rotten greed, euphemistically called "enthusiam" in the business ditch, know where to go to sign a contract with the devil, know how to create hundreds of phantom firms in a haven paradise without getting mud on your own feet and know how to juggle someone else´s sweat without risking your own fucking neck, you can become filthy rich. 

So rich that you will not be able to choose which bathroom to use to take a dump amongst the many your mansion has, which car to choose from your own collection which left many contaminated mining holes and devastated forested areas somewhere in nature, and which bed to jump into to fuck or get fucked.

Welcome to the human blood economy (Video 1)!!

                                              Video 1. Super rich: The greed game.

Etymology:

Chupapeople: We define as chupapeople any greedy person (Homo insapiens), who might or might not be human at all but instead an incarnated devil or an infiltrated extraterrestrial, who gets immensely rich democratically sucking blood directly or indirectly from ordinary hard working people who at the end of the line eat shit. 

As usual, the one that bears the whole brunt of this greedy chupapeople business is Mother Nature, the fountain of all resources. 

So, we all earthlings end up totally fucked up.

The word chupapeople derives from Spanish chupar = to suck. In Spanish, a chupapeople would be un chupagente.


Synonyms: 

Chupapeople can also be called human chupacabras.