MESSENGER OF PEACE OR MESSENGER OF A BIG BIOSPHERIC MESS?

Source: mailonline.

By Gundhramns Hammer
January 2, 2016

Mon Capitaine, what do you think it takes to be a Messenger of Peace?

It is simple, mon ami.

Basically, it takes five things.

First, mon ami, you must have been touched by another who has been touched by another who was touched by any member of the global oligarchy´s club.

Secondly, you must have tonnes of money. So much so that your fortune has been the direct or indirect cause a big hole in the Biosphere´s fabric. 

In other words, you must be environmentally unsustainable.

Thirdly, you have to be very famous. So famous that the masses of people - i.e. human cattle - adore your tailpipe waste, if you know what I mean.

Fourth, you should be willing to play their game within their game of games, which means you will have to do some heavy duty rear-end kissing plus some "donating" of your money to "charity" or "environmental causes", anything that will further the oligarchy´s grip on people.

And fifth, you must be a hypocrite. 

There are more requirements (some secret) but we will leave at that.

Now, mon ami, the real question is this:

• Can we call the chosen ones Messengers of Peace or Messengers of a Big Biospheric Mess?

So, folks, what do you think out there?