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By Gundhramns Hammer
July 1, 2015
If there is such a thing as future for the geofucker naked apes (Homo insapiens), it will be the archaeologists´ delight for sure.
You bet!
There is so, so much crap buried on this particular spot in present day United Kingdom that an army of future Oldiana Jones could spend a thousand years trying to figure out what in the fuck people from the XXI century used this crap for and the antique-maniacs would have only barely scratched the surface of the fucking mountain of buried shit.
Oh, yeah!
And we ain´t joking, folks!
Mon dieu, mon Capitaine… What a language!!
It is the best! Mon caro mon ami… Quite blunt and to the fucking point, isn´t it? Why beat around the bush when dealing with farty humans full of shit (Video 1)?
Video 1. Bullshit is everywhere. Uploaded by Screechingkettle.
But wait a minute!
Where in the fuck did all of this shit come from in the first place?
London, of course.
Like any city around the world, London is full of shit, mon ami!
This particular British spot full of shit has simply been covered with layers of tones of chalk to “be reclaimed by nature”.
The human shit undertakers now make a big fuss about it as something quite special (Video 2)!
Video 2. Covering London´s crap. Uploaded by liarpoliticians.
Special, yeah! Specially contaminating! And for a long time!
Despite all of the science mumbo jumbo saying it is OK, “environmentally and efficiently sustainable” and what have you, the sort of language used by well-paid experts to talk bullshit and smooth things over to appease the moronic public, and the kilometers of plastics put on top of the mountain of shit before burying it forever as a charming present for the future Oldiana Jones, crap is crap.
And our crap is killing us, mon ami!
We humans consume so much crap, crap so much crap… So much crap that we don´t know what to do with our own fucking crap!
It looks like we, the maniac gadget-making and shitty apes, might disappear from the face of the Earth not with a bunch of nuclear blasts but with a simple crap, mon ami.
Amazing!
Amazingly stupid!
Just take a good look around without the rose colouring glasses, mon ami.
We are fucking up our only nest!
We are chewing up Earth´s forests like crazy (Video 3):
And we still think we are so "unquestionably intelligent"!
Fuck!
Not surprisingly, in the latest Biosphere Symposium celebrated by Animals deep in the Jungle last Spring, they all including bugs came to the conclusion that "humans are ecologically retarded".
Quite!
Despite all of the science mumbo jumbo saying it is OK, “environmentally and efficiently sustainable” and what have you, the sort of language used by well-paid experts to talk bullshit and smooth things over to appease the moronic public, and the kilometers of plastics put on top of the mountain of shit before burying it forever as a charming present for the future Oldiana Jones, crap is crap.
And our crap is killing us, mon ami!
We humans consume so much crap, crap so much crap… So much crap that we don´t know what to do with our own fucking crap!
It looks like we, the maniac gadget-making and shitty apes, might disappear from the face of the Earth not with a bunch of nuclear blasts but with a simple crap, mon ami.
Amazing!
Amazingly stupid!
Just take a good look around without the rose colouring glasses, mon ami.
We are fucking up our only nest!
We are chewing up Earth´s forests like crazy (Video 3):
Video 3. Deforestation in the Amazon Basin. Uploaded by IgeoNews.
And we still think we are so "unquestionably intelligent"!
Fuck!
Not surprisingly, in the latest Biosphere Symposium celebrated by Animals deep in the Jungle last Spring, they all including bugs came to the conclusion that "humans are ecologically retarded".
Quite!
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