CINE DE SABADO: DOUBLE FEATURE

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By Gundhramns Hammer
March 15, 2014
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Today we are bringing you a double feature, so you can masturbate your mind twice. Two to choose from.

One is with Sylvester Stallone and Donald Sutherland as stars (Feature one). Perhaps this is the same hell some people who are locked up are probably going through somewhere in the world right now.

If we only look at the negative side of the coin, Earth can be seen as a factory of crooks, thieves, pedophiles, demons, maniacs, psychopaths butchers and killers. Anyone nasty to human and nonhuman life is found on this planet.

Of course, all of the above infernal creatures go about neatly packed in human shape.

The other movie, starring Fran Descher and Timothy Dalton, is a comedy which will probably make you laugh. 

It´s tainted with a plethora of subliminal messages and other crap typical of Hollywood, Nollywood or Bollywood movies. 

But a movie is a movie. These things are basically designed to brainwash people, to shape their minds, to twist their consciousness into a piece of pulp to a point where they will follow certain patterns of behaviour, to dress certain way, to eat certain things, and more. 

Anything the global elite wants you to do. Anything to mould your feeble mind, so you may follow the carrot on the stick which is too frequently held by a bunch of crooked, rotten and evil leaders. Never asking any serious questions or demanding the truth but only say baaaah, baaaah. 

All of this is available to anyone who is willing to follow the trail of shit spread around and many a times cloaked or beautifully disguised to fool you to fall in satan´s trap if you are not careful.

So laugh but be alert and do not let devils hack and twist your hard disk.

Happy mental masturbation!!

Here we go! Watch out!

Feature one: Lock Up (Encerrado, Condena brutal)

Synopsis:

Sylvester Stallone is a tough but essentially decent convict in a relatively humane prison. He's on such good terms with the authorities that he's occasionally allowed a weekend furlough. This idyllic situation ends abruptly when he's transferred to a nasty prison run by sadistic warden Donald Sutherland (remember way back when Sutherland played good guys and Stallone played secondary hoodlums?) Harboring a grudge against Sly over an unfortunate incident at another prison, Sutherland does everything he can to make Stallone's term a Hell on Earth. But in the end, it is Sutherland who is Stallone's prisoner--and, since Sly's name comes first on the credits, it is Sutherland who blubberingly confesses to a string of crimes perpetrated on the helpless inmates. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi via Fandango.
 
Sinopsis:

Frank Leone [Sylvester Stallone] está a punto de cumplir su condena de reclusión por un delito menor. Sin embargo a punto de ser liberado, Warden Drumgoole [Donald Sutherland] se hace cargo de la prisión. Drumgoole fue reasignado a tan infernal presidio después de que su administración fuera públicamente puesta en entredicho por Leone, y ahora él se encargará de que nunca vuelva a ver la luz del día. peliculasmas.com

ENGLISH:

Watch movie: Click HERE.


ESPAÑOL:

Ver película: pinchar AQUI.




Feature two: The Beautician and the Beast (La niñera y el presidente)


Synopsis:

A beautician in America is mistakenly thought to be an academic teacher by a representative of an Eastern European dictator. She is invited to their country on that mistaken belief and is asked to be the tutor of the dictator's children. While there, she tries to Westernize the whole country. [Vidics]

Sinopsis: 

Joy Miller (Fran Drescher), una esteticista de queens, es confundida con una profesora de ciencias por Grushinsky, el embajador de una nación del este de Europa. Grushinsky está de visita en EE.UU. en busca de una tutora para los hijos del dictador de su país. Joy, tras aceptar el empleo, viaja a Europa, donde conoce al malhumorado lider de Slovetzia, Boris Pochenko (Timothy Dalton). [Mod., pelison.tv]

ESPAÑOL:

Ver película: pinchar AQUI.

ENGLISH (It starts out with a cartoon):
 

Watch movie: Click HERE. or HERE. There are a few sites available. But you´ve got to create a free account. Here is one.  

Another alternative:

PART 1
http://vimeo.com/60893795

PART 2

http://vimeo.com/60893796

PART 3

http://vimeo.com/60893798

PART 4

http://vimeo.com/60893799

PART 5

http://vimeo.com/60893801

PART 6

http://vimeo.com/60897893

PART 7

http://vimeo.com/60897894