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sábado, 4 de julio de 2015

EUROPE´S TOXIC SOUP: TOXIC CHEMICALS IN OUR LIVES

Source: OSPAR.

By Gundhramns Hammer
July 4, 2015


Chemistry is part of life. That´s a fact. But some chemistry cannot be part of life because it goes against life, i.e. it is toxic to life

Well, at least toxic to human life because there might be some exceptional microbial life that could thrive on substances that would otherwise kill human life.

However, we humans via technology insist in making those toxic substances part of our lives and as a result we are turning this planet into a toxic pit and thus we all humans may end up soon without life. 

According to OSPAR (2010), some "100.000 chemical substances are on the European market and around 30.000 of these have an annual production of more than 1 tonne per year."

That is a lot of chemical crap!

Welcome to Europe´s toxic soup! Welcome to fucked up Europe! 

Only chemically speaking, folks. Now, don´t get too excited and carried away!

Obviously, the European chemical industry is one of the biggest employers of the army of chemists that universities around the world pump out every year.

In the European market, we can find cadmium, lead, mercury, brominated flame retardants, perfluorooctane chlorinated paraffins, polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs), perfluorooctane sulphonates (PFOS), organotin compounds [e.g., tributiltin (TBT)], tetrabromobisphenol-A (TBBP-A), trichlorobenzenes, endosulfan, hexachlorocyclohexanes (HCHs), dicofol, pentachlorophenol (PCP), methoxychlor, trifluralin, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs) (OSPAR, 2010), amongst other nasty chemicals.

Although these substances have become part of our modern life, unless we want to become aliens in our own fucking backyards in the future due to the teratogenic and mutagenic effects caused by the toxic chemicals we use at home and in the environment, these toxic babies are definitely not good for our lives in the long run.

But humans, despite all of the e-tablet and satellite constructing and what have you, are so fucking stupid that first they make these toxic chemicals in the labs; secondly, they convince consumers to use them through the media;  thirdly, everybody uses these chemicals galore at home, in industry and in the environment; next, they pay scientists to study and keep track of the toxic substances everywhere; then, they worry of the nasty effects of the chemicals; and finally, they warn the public about the hazards or dangers of these same fucking chemicals!! 

Fuck!

This fucking cycle is good for man´s economic system. Obviously.

For example, it provides a job for someone´s dad so that his children can go on shopping sprees quite often or go eat junk food as much as they please anytime. 

Above all, this fucking man-made chemical river surely keeps the bucks flowing into the pockets of the elite folks controlling the big pharma companies!

It also keeps the med and life insurance companies smiling, the death industry happy and the undertakers busy!

And somewhere along the line, scientists get paid to keep busy monitoring the toxic chemicals in our lives. Like this, here.

In the meantime, the Earth´s Biosphere is being fucked up.

By humans (Homo insapiens), of course!

And back to square one, folks!

Anyway, how is your own earthbound ET transmutation coming along with the chemical crap in your life?

See you later, alligators!

Source: Jessica´s Health Blog.

domingo, 7 de junio de 2015

HOMO SAPIENS INSAPIENS ACTIVITIES IN THE ARCTIC

A focus of pollution in the Arctic: A crashed airplane in Greenland. Source: Robin des Bois (2009)



By Gundhramns Hammer
June 7, 2015

Once upon a time there was a species named Homo sapiens on Earth that was only good to crap its nest. 

It went on and on crapping all over the face of the Earth always thinking that it was not doing it on its own face.

Until one day it woke up with piles of shit all over its own face.

Learn what this species has already done on Earth´s northern frozen face.

Click HERE.

jueves, 17 de abril de 2014

THE VERSATILITY OF THE WORD FUCK

Source: Grinning Planet.


By Gundhramns Hammer
April 17, 2014
Select, paste & translate
 
The word Fuck as it stands today is a marvel of creation of the English language. Its versatility is amazing (Video 1).


                                                Video 1. The word Fuck.


Become an expert in using this unique word, Fuck. Learn more about the meaning and how and when to use this versatile word: Fuck.

Click HERE.

As for the origin of Fuck, we will leave this business to orthodox or amateur historians.

But remember a couple of things before you start spitting this famous and versatile word. 

Keep in mind that a lot of people consider this business of swearing a terrible thing, as bad manners. 

Show respect at all times to your fellow beings who are not into this Fuck swearing business although they do fuck whenever they get a chance to fuck or get fucked in the privacy of their fucking nests.

So, do not go around fucking around saying the word Fuck for everything that you consider is fucking fucked up.

We are not promoting any social decay with this post by any means. Do not get us wrong.

We are only fucking around to make you fucking think. 

For we humans are the biggest and filthiest clowns on planet Earth. 

And fucking dangerous, mad and insane clowns at that. 

Remember, next time you see a human, examine your fucking heart.

This way, let us hope, we will change our nasty habits that have brought havoc to this beautiful planet. 

We humans are the only geofuckers, Gaiafuckers or Terrafuckers walking around.

We need to go from geofuckers to becoming the true wardens of Earth

The future generations of humans and nonhumans do indeed deserve the best.  

Let us get fucking busy working on this goal.

martes, 3 de diciembre de 2013

MAN: AN UNSUSTAINABLE APE GOES BESERK WITH SUSTAINABILITY

Source: The Baltimore Sun.


By Gundhramns Hammer
December 3, 2013
Once upon there was an Italian named Pietro who left his homeland and went to the United States searching for better life at the turn of the XX century. 

He settled down in a city somewhere in the Midwest. He borrowed some money from the local shark and with it he bought a horse, a wagon and a few boxes of vegetables at the city market. 

Winter had just made its presence in the city. Pietro had a long and hard day waiting for him. But he was happy for the chance to have a new start in "America, the land of opportunities". And America really is.

The following day he got up early, his balls were freezing, loaded up his wagon with fresh produce and off he went. He was new in this business and soon realized that he had tough competition in the block.

That day there was another man ahead of him, going at a snail pace beat with his horse wagon stuffed with veggies and various types of fruits. 

This man was screaming to the top of his lungs the names of what he was selling, so the housewives would hear him in the neighbourhood: 

- Carrots, beets, cabbages, apples, pears… and cheap prices!!! 

Pietro didn´t know much of English at that time. He didn´t know a fucking thing of the names of any of the vegetables and fruits he was trying to sell. He had had no problem doing his shopping, for there were other Calabreses at the market like himself.

All Pietro could mumbled as he went along the long avenue was:  

- Seim a ting!!! Seim a ting!!! Seim a ting!!! 

What he meant was “Same a thing”, that is, he was selling the same things as the other man ahead of him.

And a funny thing happened that day. All the women came out running and went to Pietro to do their daily purchases. 

It seemed that when Pietro was born in Calabria (Italy) his mother had stuck a bunch of liras up his ass, for he soon became one of the richest men in town from just selling fresh veggies and fruits.

This story really happened but we will keep in anonymity the identity of this family. 

But it reminds us of what man has come up with in recent years to soften the plundering and destruction of Mother Nature

And what is this?

It is the sticker “Sustainable” and "sustainability". It sounds neat, doesn´t it?

Here is a partial list of some sustainable things Homo "sapiens" has sustainably invented so far: 

  • Sustainable chemistry
  • Sustainable pharmacy
  • Sustainable medicine
  • Sustainable hospitals
  • Sustainable biology
  • Sustainable banking
  • Sustainable anthropology
  • Sustainable economy
  • Sustainable development
  • Sustainable growth
  • Sustainable industry
  • Sustainable ecology
  • Sustainable stealing
  • Sustainable fucking
  • Sustainable farting
  • Sustainable talking
  • Sustainable tourism
  • Sustainable vehicles
  • Sustainable sports
  • Sustainable aquaculture
  • Sustainable farming
  • Sustainable agriculture
  • Sustainable gardening
  • Sustainable beekeeping
  • Sustainable tree tapping
  • Sustainable luxury
  • Sustainable slaughterhouses
  • Sustainable meat
  • Sustainable hunting
  • Sustainable warfare
  • Sustainable foods
  • Sustainable fuels
  • Sustainable processing of biomass (biorefining)
  • Sustainable eating
  • Sustainable drinking
  • Sustainable restaurants
  • Sustainable shitting
  • Sustainable shops
  • Sustainable shopping
  • Sustainable marriage
  • Sustainable families
  • Sustainable governments
  • Sustainable sociology
  • Sustainable construction and design
  • Sustainable energy
  • Sustainable living
  • Sustainable gifts
  • Sustainable pets
  • Sustainable shopping malls
  • Sustainable products
  • Sustainable mining
  • Sustainable forestry
  • Sustainable fishing
  • Sustainable human management
  • Sustainable resource managemet
  • Sustainable enterprises
  • Sustainable cities
  • Sustainable countries
  • Sustainable partying
  • Sustainable education
  • Sustainable satellites
  • Sustainable phones
  • Sustainable airplanes
  • Sustainable electrical appliances
  • Sustainable factories
  • Sustainable brands
  • Sustainable engineering
  • Sustainable architecture 
  • Sustainable whaling
  • Etc., etc., etc.



The idea of "sustainability" has been so pervasive around the world that even "cacos" (crooks and the like) and narcos are talking about it:
  • Sustainable drug trafficking
  • Sustainable cocaine plantation
  • Sustainable money laundering
  • Sustainable fiddling
  • Etc., etc., etc.

Anyway, lots of sustainable stuff that in the long run turns out quite unsustainable.

In these matters of true sustainability we humans are utterly and fucking stupid and way, way behind any non-human species. 

We had better better ask the humble ants or earthworms in their natural habitats how they do it.

As in Pietro´s story, this business of sustainable is the “seim a ting”: The same thing all over again, screwing up the Biosphere, except that this time it is being done smoothly and quietly, lest people find out that is business as usual. 

However, by adding the world sustainable to anything you do no matter how fucking unsustainable it might be, it can make it gullible, a sustainable gimmick to sell it to anyone in the public with no idea about sustainability or if he or she does, they don´t give a shit about whether or not is sustainable or unsustainable, for the idea behind is to continue with the same old fucking anti-biospherical stuff. Making money is the bottom line.

So if we are already up to the neck with sustainable, how come we are still fucking unsustainable?

Hmmm… Languages indicate how people relate to their surroundings. 

And this time the most unsustainable people on the planet have come up with the wonderful idea of sustainable, which still means fucking up the Biosphere but this time it is done under a disguise of illusive sustainability which at the present rate of consumption will sustain man right on course to his own extinction, bound to get together with the labyrinthodonts in the bone yard.

Man... An unsustainable naked ape has gone beserk with sustainability.

It remains to see what will be his next move if there is such a thing as next, for he is facing lots of crises, especially an ecological one (Sale, 2011). 

And should man not be careful, he might "wake up" in the pit alongside Dodos or Passenger Pigeons, those species he himself has fucked up.


References 

Sale P. F. (2011). Our Dying Planet: An Ecologist´s View of the Crisis We Face. University of California Press, Berkeley and Los Angeles, CA, USA. 339 p.



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lunes, 1 de julio de 2013

MAN´S BALLS: THE TALE OF BALLS UPON BALLS

By Gundhramns Hammer
July 1, 2013


                             WARNING: IT MAY OFFEND SENSITIVE PERSONS!

Source: Soda Head


Once upon a time there was a man named Balls. His parents gave him such a name because he was all balls at birth. His balls were so big that his mother confused his balls for his head when he came into this world full of balls whose owners go around smashing and crushing balls in games of balls.

Balls grew up to be stronger than a bull. He was sent to school so he would learn to keep his balls.

His schoolmates used to make fun of him. The boys joked about Balls´ balls all the time. Sometimes the mean boys would kick Balls right in his balls.

The girls giggled whenever they saw Balls because his pants had special big pockets to put his huge balls. Some were afraid of him and stayed away from Balls.

Balls was very unhappy because of his balls. His Balls would get in the way of everything he did including the dancing balls.

Whenever he played at who runs the fastest he always finished the line last, for his pair of balls dragged him behind the other boys with balls. 

In the end, Balls decided that in order to avoid getting laughed at by people because of his big balls or stumbling and falling over and cracking his balls, it was better to stay at home.

But Balls was not all balls. He had a brain that was good at inventing war games. He imagined and devised all the war games he could night and day and came up with solutions and strategies to win them all shine or rain. 

So Balls got to be famous as an adviser in all of the wars, in those games men play when they want to lose the balls.

The king of his land heard of Balls. The monarch invited Balls to come to the palace and asked him for advice in a war. The king was fighting against his neighbours to get their mountain that had tonnes of gold.

The king was successful in winning the war and had his gold. So he named Balls the Master of his Balls. The Master of His Majesty´s Balls, that is.

Some people say that Balls lived happily ever after at the king´s palace. 

Others affirm that Balls died in the palace war hall with both of his balls cracked by a mountain of iron cannon balls that rolled over his balls.

Whatever happened to Balls, one thing is true: That Balls became a legend in his land as "Balls upon balls". Or was the other way around?


Man and his balls

The history of humankind (Homo insapiens) is a story of balls. Balls to fight, balls to reproduce and balls to have fun. Balls upon balls. 

No balls down, no balls up. Man´s world would come to a halt.


                                             
Homo erectus. Source: Google imágenes
                                                                           
                           

Source: Tony Roda´s Menstream
                                                                               
                                                                
Source: Saludmed.com

                                                                               
    
                                           
Source: Google imágenes
                                                                              


                                                                               
                                                      
Source: Google imágenes
                                                                             

Source: Google imágenes
                                                                          

Source: Google imágenes
                                                                           
                                              
Source: Google imágenes



Capitalism, globalisation, patriarchal power structures, militarism, war, and Biosphere destruction can be contained in one single molecule of man´s balls: Testosterone.

In his book entitled "Man´s Greatest Fear: The Final Phase of Human Evolution (1995), Dr. Tim Marshall says that:

"With few exceptions, civilizations throughout history have been governed by men. Because of his brute strength and corresponding attitude of "might makes right", man has culturally shaped and dominated societies for centuries, thereby leading one generation after another into the future. A review of human history reveals the consequences of male leadership, a myriad of problems continually plaguing our species (e.g., war, environmental destruction, starvation, and overpopulation).

An examination of some recent male leaders reveals a pattern of self-serving and short-sighted decision making consistent with man´s constant quest for social status, money, and power" (p. 113).

Does this mean that we would be better off with women at the helm?

More likely we would have the same result, especially nowadays when processed and junk foods humans eat, the water and other substances they drink, and the medicines they take disrupt their endocrine glands. 

And let us not forget that women´s ovaries also produce testosterone (Fig. 1).

Figure 1. Military woman. Source: Miliwoman.


There is plenty of evidence for anyone to see wherever he/she wants to see that if man (Homo insapiens) is not careful with his balls, he may end up loosing his balls like the man in the tale of Balls upon balls.

Any way you look at it, humans are fucked up. Unless they wake up...
              

References

Marshall T. (1995). Man´s Greatest Fear: The Final Phase of Human Evolution. Athena Books, Gilroy, CA, USA. 186 p.