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sábado, 14 de junio de 2014

CINE DE SABADO: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN

Source: Wikipedia.

By Gundhramns Hammer
June 14, 2014
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Multifaceted Woody Allen (el leñoso Allen) has a unique way of depicted humans when seen from a distance. He looks at them as if he were an extraterrestrial in his movies. Well, maybe he is, anyway.

On today´s feature, he plays a dumb-dumb guy who no matter what he does, he always gets fucked up. And Woody does a fucking good job. Indeed!

Woody is indirectly telling us that we humans are in many ways like clumsy Virgil Starkwells in the movie. 

All in all, in the long run, humans act stupid. When it comes to the upkeeping of the Biosphere we all behave like Virgil Starkwell. 

So, we are silly naked monkeys whose main names would be a slew like Fuckwell, Eatwell, Sleepwell, Shopwell, Bankwell, Shitwell (only for a chosen few), Pisswell (if you do not have kidney stones from eating too much meat), Fightwell, Killwell and, to finish off our carelessness, for we are always doing endless acts of ecological suicides, Screwwell, of course, our own nest, i.e., Mother Earth.

Although, man may brag about a great deal of how intelligent he is on a never-ending cycle of construction and lots and lots of destruction, in the end he proves he is a fucking niffy stupid naked ape. 

So far, his ecological intelligence is null. Decaying fungi do more for the environment on this planet than humans. Shame on us!

Otherwise there would be no human shit around on this planet. Man has shitted this beautiful planet for sure. We are already eating our own shit (Video 1). Indeed! 


Video 1. Susan Kegley: Pesticide contamination in food.



Under the Sun, everything is connected. 

Comedy is well related and connected to our so-called "human nature". It is an artistic way to show us where we limp on our brief sojourn on this Earth.

And our Saturday´s movie is connected to whatever we do under this shining star that gives us life.

Enjoy it! Have fun! And laugh at yourself!

But do not forget that after the movie there are things we all need to change. 

Otherwise there will not be any more laughing in the future. We could be the last ones to laugh.

Examine your life, take a good look at your consumption style and go ahead give thanks to Mother Earth by changing gear towards a more harmonious way of living.

Let your heart shine on Earth before you kick the bucket!

May all of you out there have a happy day!


Today´s movie: Take the Money and Run (Toma el dinero y corre)

Synopsis:

Clumsy Virgil Starkwell was bullied when he was a child. Then he decides to play cello, but without any musical talent, the loser joins a street gang and ends up in prison. When he escapes, he meets laundry worker Louise and lies to her, telling that he plays cello in the symphonic orchestra. He is arrested in a hold up and Louise finds him in prison. He breaks out and flees with Louise to another state. He tries to be honest but he is incapable to fit in any job. When he finally finds a job position suitable for him, he is blackmailed by a colleague and returns to his criminal life. But his heists are disastrous and he always ends in prison. - Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil [IMDb]


Sinopsis:

Una serie de entrevistas, con quienes lo conocieron, nos introduce en la vida del incompetente atracador Virgil Starkwell, que desde el principio estuvo abocado a la delincuencia: durante su infancia vivió sometido y humillado por los chicos más fuertes, y cuando descubrió que su carrera musical no tenía futuro, a Virgil no le quedó más remedio que robar, pero su escaso talento pronto lo conduciría a la cárcel. (FilmAffinity)

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sábado, 29 de marzo de 2014

CINE DE SABADO: DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN

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By Gundhramns Hammer
March 29, 2014
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This is another of those movies designed to entertain the insane masses of consumers and brainwash anybody crazy enough to hand in his soul to the material devil only to follow the American dream, which in the end usually turns sour, a fucking nightmare.

It really means a life full of debts, for it does not come free as they tell you in the movies, stress, rush and rush with no time to enjoy the little things of life, eating crap and taking crap, and at the end of this mad chain, sadly, in order to support such a squandering lifestyle, Mother Nature is fucked up.

Watch it but think. This is an experiment. Humans are part of a global experiment.

Do not be a silly human sheep swallowing long sequences of images. Analyse it as if you were an extraterrestrial. And laugh at the crazy things people do.

And let us hope this movie does not make you more insane than you already are.

Anyway, here it goes. 

Happy mental masturbation!!


Today´s movie: Diary of a Mad Black Woman (Diario de una mujer engañada).

Synopsis:

Helen and Charles McCarter had everything: fine home, beautiful clothes, and success. In public, they were the perfect match. But behind the scenes was another matter. On what should have been the end of the happiest day of their lives, Charles evicts Helen, his wife of 18 years, out of their house in the presence of his mistress. Helen then goes from meek and mild to mad, starts a diary and a new life. [Two Movies] 

Sinopsis: 

El abogado Charles McCarter (Steve Harris) y Helen (Kimberly Elise), su amante esposa, parecen tenerlo todo: dinero, una bonita mansión... el sueño americano. Pero justo cuando Helen se prepara para celebrar su 18º aniversario de boda, su vida toma un giro inesperado: Charles la echa de casa y le pide el divorcio, dejándola por una mujer más joven. Desolada, Helen se va a vivir con su peculiar abuela Madea (Tyler Perry), una mujer mayor de mucho carácter y que siempre lleva un revolver en el bolso. Helen tratará de salir adelante, apoyada por Madea, y conocerá a Orlando (Shemar Moore) un hombre que quizá le haga volver a recuperar la ilusión. [peliculasflv.co]



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sábado, 25 de enero de 2014

CINE DE SABADO: BRUCE ALMIGHTY (TODOPODEROSO)

Source: GoneMovie.com.


By Gundhramns Hammer
January 25, 2014
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To drown or not to down is a glass of water in our lives is the gist of the movie today. It is worth watching as new for anyone who missed it or again.

Bruce Nolan (Jim Carry) will go from a discontented and self-centred asshole to a human full of compassion for his beloved Grace (Jennifer Aniston) and mascot Sam. 

All happens after being given divine powers by God (Morgan Freeman). First he will use them for funny and prosaic things, next he tries complying everyone´s wishes with odd results. Then, in the end, once he has kicked the bucket, he understands the message of life: Loving others is one of the most beautiful things in life. Loving is eternal life.

Isn´t any moment eternal and brief at the same time?

Why waste life hoping for the arrival of a very special moment when each one in our lives is?

Whilst you are still alive and kicking, why wait until you are bound for the other side to say "I love you" and really show it to those you love? Don´t wait!!

No one knows for sure what´s on the side.

But we do know what´s on this side. 

Let us then make the best out of each instant and gear it for the best. The best for everyone, human and nonhuman alike.

Anyway, we hope you enjoy this movie.

Let´s get to it!



Today´s movie: Bruce Almighty (Todopoderoso):


Sinopsis:

Tras pasar el peor día de su vida, el descontento reportero de televisión Bruce Nolan consigue un poder divino, pues recrimina a Dios a que no tiene ni idea de cómo está llevando "el asunto". Ante tal desafío, Dios decide darle todos sus poderes para ver si es capaz de hacerlo mejor que Él. [Sinopsis10]

Synopsis: 

Bruce Almighty stars Jim Carrey as Bruce Nolan, a “human interest” television reporter in Buffalo, New York who is discontented with almost everything in life, despite his popularity and the love of his girlfriend Grace (Jennifer Aniston). At the end of the worst day in his life, Bruce angrily ridicules and rages against God – and God responds. He appears in human form (Morgan Freeman) and, endowing Bruce with all of His divine powers, challenges Bruce to take on the big job and see if he can do it any better. [Cinema.com]


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ENGLISH:
Watch movie: Click HERE.