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sábado, 6 de julio de 2013

CHINA´S SIMPLE FORMULA TO EAT THE BIOSPHERIC CHEESE

By Gundhramns Hammer
July 6, 2013

Elephant ivory imperial couple. Source: SavingRhinos.org.


China needs a lot of everything to keep the pace of its consumption. Chinese are competing with other human rats who are devouring the Biospheric Cheese. 

China eats tonnes of cheese, meaning natural resources, and puts out shit, in the same way the rest of "civilised" humans do around the world.

But Chinese businessmen have outdone everyone else on the lethal game of destroying Nature. A lethal game called "economic development".

They have a simple strategy, summarised here in a conversation between two humans, a Chinese businessman and an African dictator, who want to make lots of money:

The Chinese businessman asks the African dictator:

- What are you selling?

The African dictator replies:

- I´ve got oil to sell.

The Chinese says:

- Very well, I´ll buy it all from you. I´ll pay you a fair price. Since you don´t have an infrastructure to get the oil to the coast, I´ll build the road or railroad for you at a cheaper price than other constructors. If you need money and technology, I´ll also give them to you. Of course, I require that you continue selling to me all the oil you´ve got. And as far as human rights, I don´t go about playing double standard games like others buyers in the markets do. Your blood on your hands and the skeletons in the closet is your own business. I don´t give a damn about that. Here is the contract. What do you say to that?

The African dictator rushes in:

- Let me sign  your contract right now. I need the money to build my dream palace next week and stash away some cash in Switzerland as well.

The Chinese businessman adds:

- I´ll help you with that too. I´ll build you the palace free of charge but you´ve got to sell me gold too.

The African dictator agrees and says:

- I´ll drink to that. You´ll get all the gold you wish.

The Oriental businessman, quite happy with the deal, adds:

- If someone comes trying to bother you, I´ll provide you the weapons and ammunition, along with the advising you need to defend the oil wells and mines too. Weapons to crush rebellions too.

The African dictator said:

- I agree to that. I like this way of doing business. I haven´t lost my ass in a futile war for nothing, only to see that others take away what´s mine in the end. Not a single drop of blood was shed and I´ll be in charge for a long time in this land with your help.

- Do you buy uranium?, asked the African dictator.

The Chinese businessman finished off the conversation saying this:

- I´ll buy anything that you have for sale. I´m desperate for anything I don´t have. I need lumber, minerals, many things. I also need tiger´s pricks, elephants ivory and rhino horns for my medicine. I´ll buy even your dogs and cats if you have any. But let´s not talk no more. I´ve got the butter and you´ve got the bread. Let us have lunch!


With such a simple formula, Chinese businessmen have been able to fully penetrate in areas of the world like Africa and Latin America, regions that were considered until recently only the dominions of Europe and the United States.

Without firing a single shot, Chinese dragonsmen have outdone, outwitted and outsmarted the Western powers.

China has only picked up where it was left off by force before the Opium Wars. And it is not walking now. It is running!!

Is there any hidden hand behind the Red Dragon?

This is a good question. But who knows who set up this social experiment. Some people say it was the Jesuits, who applied in China on a grand scale what these warrior monks had done with their Missions (the famous "reducciones") in South America in the 16th-18th centuries.  Others think it was the Venetian banking guild or the Rothschilds. But there are even experts who indicate that the Rothschilds are mere banking agents to the Vatican. There are some who blame the Zionist Jews. A few investigators point out that all has been planned by the Reptilian aliens and their legions.

Whoever did it, they did it. But we can be sure of one thing: In politics nothing just happens, it is made to happen. And the hidden owners of Chinese human cattle herd are already collecting tonnes of golden eggs.

You´d better watch out! The Red Dragon is now loose! 

Nature, take cover!!

China has had quite a few damn good Western "teachers" on this business of gobbling up the Biospheric Cheese. "Teachers" who don´t give a damn about Nature. The scars are now everywhere. 

Chinese people, following the "Western economic model", are already breathing, drinking and eating shit (Videos 1-2).  The same way we are in the West.


                                  Video 1. Toxic Linfen, China. (1/2)


                                  Video 1. Toxic Linfen, China. (2/2)


Ecovampirism is now rampant. But Mother Nature will eventually not tolerate too many squandering human rats. It will send them straight to the graveyard to join the labyrinthodonts, should man not heed Her Laws.

Where is man´s common sense along his insane line?

The Biospheric Cheese that belongs to everyone human and nonhuman alike is at stake.

The devil´s trap is already set up. Will the human rats (Homo insapiens) fall or will they wake up before it is too late?



References

Guerrero D.-G. & Manji F. (2008). China´s New Role in Africa and the South: A Search for a New Perpective. Fahamu, Oxford, UK. 258 p.

Manji F. & Marks S. (Eds.) (2007). African perspectives on China in Africa. Fahamu, Oxford, UK. 174 p.

Rosales O. & Kuwayama M. (2012). China y América Latina y el Caribe. Hacia una relación económica y estratégica. Comisión Económica para América Latina y el Caribe (CEPAL), Naciones Unidas, Santiago de Chile, Chile. 251 p. 

Sanderson H. & Forsythe M. (2013). China´s Superbank: Debt, Oil and Influence - How China Development Bank is Rewriting the Rules of Finance. Bloomberg Press, Wiley & Sons Singapore Ptee, Ltd., Singapore. 203 p. 

Shambaugh D. (2012). China Goes Global. The Partial Power. Oxford University Press, New York, NY, USA. 296 p.

van Dijk M. P. (Ed.) (2009). The New Presence of China in Africa. Amsterdam University Press, Amsterdam, The Netherlands. 224 p.


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jueves, 4 de julio de 2013

WITH LOVE: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

By Gundhramns Hammer
July 4, 2013


Humans believe that with love, even the impossible is possible.

Source: funnyjunk

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Traducción:

¡Es imposible! Nunca saldremos de este agujero.
Con amor, cualquier cosa es posible...

LA BATALLA POR LA AMAZONIA: LA DESTRUCCION DE LA SELVA

Por Gundhramns Hammer
4 de junio de 2013
(English translation at bottom)
 
Desechos del narcotráfico vertidos al río. Fuente: inforegión


Sin vicio no habría gran parte de la civilización tal como la conocemos hoy en día. Sin vicio no sería tan rentable el negocio de la banca internacional. Sin vicio no habría tanto dolor humano. Sin vicio no habría destrucción de la selva tropical. 

Estamos hablando del vicio de las drogas ilícitas, esas sustancias que sirven de base para más vicio. Entre las cuales se encuentran el opio, el cual otrora fue usado como catapulta para la revolución industrial, y la cocaína, el pan y la mantequilla de la mafia. 

Esas sustancias prohibidas y adictivas tienen a muchos humanos hundidos en la miseria y el dolor. Esclavizan a unos que sacan apenas para sobrevivir mientras que otros trepan a la cúspide de las grandes riquezas.

Así como el ciemo abona la cosecha, esta cadena empapada de sangre y dolor alimenta a una buena parte de las finanzas de la civilización moderna. Nadie lo puede negar. Las cifras está allí para todo aquel que quiera verlas. 

La ONU estima que los grupos criminales blanquearon alrededor de 1.6 trillones de USD en 2009. Esto es mucha pasta.

The party has began. Llega uno. Llegan dos. Llegan tres. Sigue aumentando la multidud hasta que de repente todo el salón está lleno de gente. La música ensordecedora y estridente y el baile se hacen presentes. 

También por la misma puerta ha entrado la sustancia ilícita que les hará escapar a otro mundo por un momento a los allí presentes.

Tiene muchos nombres la cocaína, el escape del dolor emocional para unos y la muerte vestida de blanco para otros.   

La cocaína es un eslabón de la gran madeja de las mafias que tiene abrazado y encadenado al planeta. Su poder va más allá de lo que entiende la mayoría de gente.

Vicio por el polvo blanco, sirve de blanco al blanco y al no blanco que abusan de lo blanco para quedarse en blanco en un mundo dominado por el blanco. 

Esto es lo que dice Wikipedia (2013), con respecto a la adicción a la cocaína: 

"La cocaína es una droga muy potente para el cerebro. Una porción variable de las personas que la consumen desarrollan adicción. Se vende en forma de polvo blanco y fino. Existen dos formas de cocaína: sal de hidroclorato y cristales de cocaína. La sal se disuelve en agua. Las personas pueden inyectársela en una vena o inhalarla por la nariz. Los cristales pueden fumarse. La forma de la cocaína que se fuma se conoce como crack.

Algunos de los problemas comunes más graves provocados por grandes dosis y/o consumo constante son:

  • Problemas cardíacos, incluyendo infartos
  • Efectos respiratorios, incluyendo insuficiencia respiratoria
  • Problemas en el sistema nervioso, incluyendo derrame cerebral
  • Problemas digestivos, incluyendo estreñimiento"


Según el reporte de la ONU (United Nations, 2012), se estima que entre 99,000 y 253,000 personas murieron alrededor del mundo como resultado del uso de las drogas ilícitas.

En el año 2010, la ONU (United Nations, 2012) indica que las regiones con más alto consumo de cocaína fueron Norte América (1.6 %), Europa Occidental y Central (1.3%) y Oceanía, incluyendo Australia (1.5-1.9%) (Fig. 1).


Figura 1. Prevalencia del uso de cocaína en 2010. Fuente: United Nations (2012).


Cocaína, vicio blanco que engancha. Vicio por el suicidio lento. Vicio que no sólo daña a humanos adictos a la cocaína sino que también destruye la selva tropical que da vida al planeta. 

Vicio destructor de vida directa o indirectamente. El vicio de la cocaína (benzoilmetilecgonina) es uno de los factores que está causando mucho daño al ecosistema de los bosques tropicales de Sudamérica. 

En la producción de la pasta básica de cocaína, se construyen grandes piscinas de captación (Fig. 2) donde se maceran las hojas de la planta de coca (Erythroxylum coca) y requiere de muchos insumos químicos peligrosos para la salud medio ambiental y para los humanos.

 
Figura 2. Piscinas de captación para la producción básica de pasta de cocaína. Fuente: inforegión.


Según los expertos, unas 15 toneladas de litros de sustancias tóxicas como resultado directo de la producción de la cocaína son vertidas a los ríos de Sudamérica cada año. Entre estos líquidos tóxicos están el ácido sulfúrico y la acetona, además de la parafina y la cal viva.

Los vertidos tóxicos están envenenando poco a poco a los humanos y no humanos en la selva.

A continuación presentamos un documental de Ross Kemp titulado: "Battle for the Amazon" (Batalla por la Amazonía): 



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Documentary Ross Kemp´s Battle for the Amazon:

Episode 1: Click Part 1 HERE
                          Part 2 HERE
                          Part 3 HERE
                       


Episode 2: Click Part 1 HERE
                          Part 2 HERE   



Referencias

United Nations (2012). World Drug Report 2012. United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, Vienna, Austria. 100 p.



Translation:

Battle for the Amazon: The Destruction of the Rainforest


Without vice, there would not be a big part of the civilisation as we know it today. Without vice, the international banking business would not be so profitable. Without vice, there would not be so much human pain. Without vice, there would not be destruction of the tropical rainforest.


We are talking about the illegal drugs vice, those substances that served as the basis for more vice. Amonst them there are opium, which was once used as a springboard for the industrial revolution, and cocaine, the mafia´s bread and butter.


Those forbidden  and addictive substances that have many humans sunk in misery and pain. They enslave some people getting enough to survive whilst others climb to the summit of the great riches.


Just as dung fertilises the crops, this chain soaked up of pain and blood feeds much of the finances of the modern civilisation. Nobody can deny this. The figures are there for anyone who wants to see them.


The UN estimates that criminal groups laundered around 1.6 trillion USD in 2009. This a lot of bread.


The party has began. One arrives. Two arrive. Three arrive. The crowd keeps growing until the whole room is full of people. The deafening, raucous music and dancing are already present.

Also by the same door has entered the illegal substance that will make people escape to another world for a moment. 


Cocaine has many names, the escape from emotional pain for some and the white dressed death for others.


Cocaine is a link in the great web of mafias that have embraced and chained up the planet. Its power goes beyond what most people understand.


Vice for the white powder, which serves as blank for the white and nonwhite, those who abuse the white powder to reach blankhood in a World dominated by the white.


Thi is what Wikipedia says (2013), with regard to cocaine addiction:



"Cocaine is a powerful drug for the brain. A variable portion of the people who consume it become addicted. Sold as a fine white powder. There are two forms of cocaine: the hydrochloride salt and cocaine crystals. Salt dissolves in water. Individuals can inject into a vein or inhaled through the nose. Crystals can be smoked. The form of cocaine known as crack smoke.

Some of the most common and serious problems caused by large doses and / or constant consumption are:

    Heart problems, including heart
    Respiratory effects, including respiratory failure
    Nervous system problems, including stroke
    Digestive problems, including constipation "



According to the UN report (United Nations, 2012), it is estimated that between 99,000 and 253,000 people died worldwide as a result of the use of illicit drugs.


In 2010, the UN (United Nations, 2012) indicates that the regions with higher cocoaine use were North Maerica (1.6%), Western and Central Europe (1.3%), and Oceania, including Australia (1.5-1.9%) (Fig. 1).


Figure 1. Prevalence of coacaine use in 2010. Source: United Nations (2012).


Cocaine, vice dressed in white that hooks up. Vice which equals to slow death. A vice that not only harms humans addicted to cocaine but also destroys rainforest which gives life to the whole world.


A vice that destroys life directly or indirectly. The vice for cocaine (benzoylmethylecgonine) is one of the factors that is causing much damage to the ecosystem of the tropical forests of South America.


In the production of the basic paste of cocaine, big containment pools (Fig. 2) are built where the leaves of the coca plant (Erythroxylum coca) are macerated and requires many chemicals which are dangerous for human and environment health.


Figure 1. Containment pools for basic production of cocaine paste. Source: Inforegión.


According to experts, about 15 tons of liters of toxic substances as a direct result of the production of cocaine are discharged into rivers of South America each year. Among these toxic liquids are sulfuric acid and acetone, in addition to paraffin and quicklime.


The toxic wastes are slowly poisoning humans and nonhumans in the jungle.


Below is Ross Kemp´s documentary entitled: “Battle for the Amazon”:



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martes, 2 de julio de 2013

PUTTING SUSTAINABILITY TO MAN´S BALLS

By Gundhramns Hammer
July 2, 2013
 
If man does not put any sustainability to his balls, his balls will not be sustainable.

Si el hombre no le pone sostenibilidad a sus pelotas, sus pelotas no serán sostenibles.


Source:Google imágenes.


In the 1960s and 1970s, there was the fad of talking about human overpopulation. It was always in the news and even a few books were written on this subject. The UN was concerned about it as well. Now it is all forgotten, with the exception of a few "environmental and development" consultants like Fred Pearce (2010) who mentions it. But the problem still is here.

Considering that humans put to shame rabbits when it comes to fucking, humans are always fucking, fucking drives their lives, in the long run they will end up eating up the whole biospheric cheese, Mother Earth. 

With no relief of colonisation of other planets at sight, for those habitable planets if any are too far away and it would take thousands of generations to get there anyway, and that even a trip to colonise Mars would be for those who can afford it, "it would not be such a bad idea to implement a global castration program on males, with a previous extended liquid nitrogen semen freezing campaign to avoid making angry those whose balls were taken. If it came to my children´s future, I would cut myself my balls!".

At least this is what it can be heard in the hallways during break time during some symposiums on human ecology, those set up by scientists who are afraid of losing their skin, sponsored by the rich global elite who is shitless of fear of ending up with no bread and biospheric cheese.

But, why so much fuss? 

Worldwide humans are always fucking round the clock, rain or shine. This fucking means a population growth rate of 1.096%. This rate results in about 145 net addition to the worldwide population every minute or 2.4 every second, according to the 2012 data of Index Mundi,

Their screwing also means a birth rate of 19.14/1,000 population. This rate results in about 252 worldwide births per minute or, that after a 9 month waiting period, 4.2 kids are pumped into this world every second (Index Mundi, 2012).

Here is the 2013 World Demographics Profile for humans: 
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Population7,021,836,029 (July 2012 est.)
top ten most populous countries (in millions): China 1,343.24; India 1,205.07; United States 313.85; Indonesia 248.22; Brazil 205.72; Pakistan 190.29; Nigeria 170.12; Bangladesh 161.08; Russia 138.08; Japan 127.37 (July 2012 est.)
Age structure0-14 years: 26.2% (male 950,474,013/female 887,057,234)
15-24 years: 17.1% (male 615,201,010/female 581,500,831)
25-54 years: 40.5% (male 1,434,672,361/female 1,407,874,923)
55-64 years: 8.2% (male 282,837,253/female 295,889,006)
65 years and over: 8% (male 249,318,537/female 312,187,796) (2012 est.)
Median agetotal: 28.4 years
male: 27.7 years
female: 29 years (2009 est.)
Population growth rate1.096%
note: this rate results in about 145 net additions to the worldwide population every minute or 2.4 every second (2012 est.)
Birth rate19.14 births/1,000 population
note: this rate results in about 252 worldwide births per minute or 4.2 births every second (2012 est.)
Death rate7.99 deaths/1,000 population
note: this rate results in about 107 worldwide deaths per minute or 1.8 deaths every second (July 2012 est.)
Urbanizationurban population: 50.5% of total population (2010)
rate of urbanization: 1.85% annual rate of change (2010-15 est.)
ten largest urban agglomerations: Tokyo (Japan) - 36,669,000; Delhi (India) - 22,157,000; Sao Paulo (Brazil) - 20,262,000; Mumbai (India) - 20,041,000; Mexico City (Mexico) - 19,460,000; New York-Newark (US) - 19,425,000; Shanghai (China) - 16,575,000; Kolkata (India) - 15,552,000; Dhaka (Bangladesh) - 14,648,000; Karachi (Pakistan) - 13,125,000 (2009)
Sex ratioat birth: 1.07 male(s)/female
under 15 years: 1.07 male(s)/female
15-64 years: 1.02 male(s)/female
65 years and over: 0.79 male(s)/female
total population: 1.01 male(s)/female (2011 est.)
Infant mortality ratetotal: 39.48 deaths/1,000 live births
male: 41.42 deaths/1,000 live births
female: 37.4 deaths/1,000 live births (2012 est.)
Life expectancy at birthtotal population: 67.59 years
male: 65.59 years
female: 69.73 years (2012 est.)
Total fertility rate2.47 children born/woman (2012 est.)
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate0.8% (2009 est.)
HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS33.3 million (2009 est.)
HIV/AIDS - deaths1.8 million (2009 est.)
Sanitation facility accessimproved:
urban: 76% of population
rural: 45% of population
total: 61% of population
unimproved:
urban: 24% of population
rural: 55% of population
total: 39% of population
ReligionsChristian 33.39% (of which Roman Catholic 16.85%, Protestant 6.15%, Orthodox 3.96%, Anglican 1.26%), Muslim 22.74%, Hindu 13.8%, Buddhist 6.77%, Sikh 0.35%, Jewish 0.22%, Baha'i 0.11%, other religions 10.95%, non-religious 9.66%, atheists 2.01% (2010 est.)
LanguagesMandarin Chinese 12.44%, Spanish 4.85%, English 4.83%, Arabic 3.25%, Hindi 2.68%, Bengali 2.66%, Portuguese 2.62%, Russian 2.12%, Japanese 1.8%, Standard German 1.33%, Javanese 1.25% (2009 est.)
note: percents are for "first language" speakers only; the six UN languages - Arabic, Chinese (Mandarin), English, French, Russian, and Spanish (Castilian) - are the mother tongue or second language of about half of the world's population, and are the official languages in more than half the states in the world; all told, there are about 6,900 languages spoken in the world
Literacydefinition: age 15 and over can read and write
total population: 84.1%
male: 88.6%
female: 79.7%
note: almost three-quarters of the world's 775 million illiterate adults are found in only ten countries (in descending order: India, China, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Ethiopia, Egypt, Brazil, Indonesia, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo); of all the illiterate adults in the world, two-thirds are women; extremely low literacy rates are concentrated in South and West Asia and Sub-Saharan Africa (2010 est.)
School life expectancy (primary to tertiary education)total: 11 years
male: 11 years
female: 11 years (2008)
Hospital bed density2.94 beds/1,000 population (2005)



This is the reason why the Prince of Edinburgh is quite worried and he would like to "reincarnate as a lethal virus to alleviate the human overpopulation problem"!

The truth of the matter is that:

If man does not put any sustainability to his balls, his balls will not be sustainable.
 

Translation: Spanish

En los años 60  y 70 se puso de moda hablar del problema de la sobrepoblación humana. Siempre estaba en las noticias e incluso varios libros fueron escritos sobre el tema. Preocupaba también a las Naciones Unidas. Hoy todo está olvidado, excepto por uno que otro consultor de "ambiente y desarrollo" como Fred Pearce (2010) que lo menciona. Sin embargo, el problema sigue aquí. 

Considerando que los humanos son muy pisones (cojín cogiones/copulones) y que a la larga acabarán devorándose todo el queso biosférico.

Sin alivio de colonización de otros planetas, pues esos planetas habitables si los hay están muy lejos y se necesitarían miles de generaciones para alcanzarlos de todas maneras, e incluso un viaje para colonizar Marte sería sólo para aquel que pudiese pagar el pasaje, "no sería tan mala idea implementar un programa de capado (castrado) de los machos a escala mundial, con previo congelado de su semilla en nitrogeno líquido para que no se enfaden por haberles quitado sus pelotas. Si el futuro de mis hijos estuviese en juego, ¡yo mismo me cortaría las pelotas!". 

Al menos es lo que se oye por allí en los pasillos durante el lapso de recreo en los simposios sobre ecología humana, esos montados por los científicos preocupados por su pellejo, los patrocinados por la élite global que está cagada de miedo por temor de quedarse sin pan ni queso biosférico.

Pero ¿por qué tanta bulla?

Alrededor del mundo los humanos siempre está pisando (follando, copulando), día y noche, llueva o truene. Este pisoteo genital significa una tasa de incremento poblacional de 1.096%. Este incremento resulta en casi 145 adiciones netas a la población mundial cada minuto o sea 2.4 cada segundo, de acuerdo a los datos de Index Mundi para 2012.


Este follar (pisar, copular, fornicar) de los humanos también quiere decir una tasa de nacimiento de 19.14/1,000 de población. Esto resulta en cerca de 252 nacimientos cada minuto globalmente, lo que significa que, después de una espera de 9 meses, 4.2 niños son arrojados cada segundo en este mundo, de acuerdo a los datos de Index Mundi.

A continuación se muestra el Perfil Demográfico Mundial del 2012:
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¡Esta es una de las razones porque el príncipe de Edinburgh está muy preocupado y le gustaría "reencarnar como un virus letal para aliviar el problema de la sobrepoblación humana"!

La verdad de las cosas es que:

Si el hombre no le pone sostenibilidad a sus pelotas, sus pelotas no serán sostenibles. 



References

National Research Council (2002). Safe on Mars: Precursor Measurements Necessary to Support Human Operations on Martian Surface. National Academy Press, Washington, DC, USA. 51 p.

Pearce F. (2010). The Coming Population Crush: And Our Planet´s Surprising Future. Beacon Press, Boston, MA, USA. 289 p.

lunes, 1 de julio de 2013

MAN´S BALLS: THE TALE OF BALLS UPON BALLS

By Gundhramns Hammer
July 1, 2013


                             WARNING: IT MAY OFFEND SENSITIVE PERSONS!

Source: Soda Head


Once upon a time there was a man named Balls. His parents gave him such a name because he was all balls at birth. His balls were so big that his mother confused his balls for his head when he came into this world full of balls whose owners go around smashing and crushing balls in games of balls.

Balls grew up to be stronger than a bull. He was sent to school so he would learn to keep his balls.

His schoolmates used to make fun of him. The boys joked about Balls´ balls all the time. Sometimes the mean boys would kick Balls right in his balls.

The girls giggled whenever they saw Balls because his pants had special big pockets to put his huge balls. Some were afraid of him and stayed away from Balls.

Balls was very unhappy because of his balls. His Balls would get in the way of everything he did including the dancing balls.

Whenever he played at who runs the fastest he always finished the line last, for his pair of balls dragged him behind the other boys with balls. 

In the end, Balls decided that in order to avoid getting laughed at by people because of his big balls or stumbling and falling over and cracking his balls, it was better to stay at home.

But Balls was not all balls. He had a brain that was good at inventing war games. He imagined and devised all the war games he could night and day and came up with solutions and strategies to win them all shine or rain. 

So Balls got to be famous as an adviser in all of the wars, in those games men play when they want to lose the balls.

The king of his land heard of Balls. The monarch invited Balls to come to the palace and asked him for advice in a war. The king was fighting against his neighbours to get their mountain that had tonnes of gold.

The king was successful in winning the war and had his gold. So he named Balls the Master of his Balls. The Master of His Majesty´s Balls, that is.

Some people say that Balls lived happily ever after at the king´s palace. 

Others affirm that Balls died in the palace war hall with both of his balls cracked by a mountain of iron cannon balls that rolled over his balls.

Whatever happened to Balls, one thing is true: That Balls became a legend in his land as "Balls upon balls". Or was the other way around?


Man and his balls

The history of humankind (Homo insapiens) is a story of balls. Balls to fight, balls to reproduce and balls to have fun. Balls upon balls. 

No balls down, no balls up. Man´s world would come to a halt.


                                             
Homo erectus. Source: Google imágenes
                                                                           
                           

Source: Tony Roda´s Menstream
                                                                               
                                                                
Source: Saludmed.com

                                                                               
    
                                           
Source: Google imágenes
                                                                              


                                                                               
                                                      
Source: Google imágenes
                                                                             

Source: Google imágenes
                                                                          

Source: Google imágenes
                                                                           
                                              
Source: Google imágenes



Capitalism, globalisation, patriarchal power structures, militarism, war, and Biosphere destruction can be contained in one single molecule of man´s balls: Testosterone.

In his book entitled "Man´s Greatest Fear: The Final Phase of Human Evolution (1995), Dr. Tim Marshall says that:

"With few exceptions, civilizations throughout history have been governed by men. Because of his brute strength and corresponding attitude of "might makes right", man has culturally shaped and dominated societies for centuries, thereby leading one generation after another into the future. A review of human history reveals the consequences of male leadership, a myriad of problems continually plaguing our species (e.g., war, environmental destruction, starvation, and overpopulation).

An examination of some recent male leaders reveals a pattern of self-serving and short-sighted decision making consistent with man´s constant quest for social status, money, and power" (p. 113).

Does this mean that we would be better off with women at the helm?

More likely we would have the same result, especially nowadays when processed and junk foods humans eat, the water and other substances they drink, and the medicines they take disrupt their endocrine glands. 

And let us not forget that women´s ovaries also produce testosterone (Fig. 1).

Figure 1. Military woman. Source: Miliwoman.


There is plenty of evidence for anyone to see wherever he/she wants to see that if man (Homo insapiens) is not careful with his balls, he may end up loosing his balls like the man in the tale of Balls upon balls.

Any way you look at it, humans are fucked up. Unless they wake up...
              

References

Marshall T. (1995). Man´s Greatest Fear: The Final Phase of Human Evolution. Athena Books, Gilroy, CA, USA. 186 p.