HUMAN ZOO: BURNING OUT THE CONNECTED

Source: StreetLegalTV.

By Gundhramns Hammer
October 18, 2013
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Oil fields are usually far away from any average city dweller´s home. Most people have never seen one and could care less. All they worry about is that gas stations in their neighbourhoods never run out of fuel. Consumers are only interested in having a constant supply of gas to power their machines.

Most consumers do not give a damn about the environment, ecology or the Biosphere. Most people behave like biological robots and do not give a shit about screwing up other people to get what they want. 

The name of the game is to fuck up anyone who stands in their way to get their way. 

Whether their lifestyle impacts directly or indirectly upon their surroundings, beyond this or upon any other human and nonhuman lives, is not on their list of priorities. It is not any of their concerns. They do not see beyond their fucking noses.

Furthermore, they do not give a shit to see or find out what is beyond their noses. 

The connections of the connections in a world of connections unless their connections are connected with connections to fuck, eat, shit or shop are not found in their brain connections when they get to do connections to get connections in their unconnected small world. 

No creature on the face or under the face of this planet lives unconnected. Earth´s Biosphere is a world of connections.

Man is just beginning to understand this world of connections. But he is still far from leading a life within the limits of these connections.

All man can do now, with his economical activity, is disconnecting the connected to make a few unconnected connections in his pathetic unconnected life.

In a world full of emerging and full fledged squandering economies, having enough oil has become a matter of national security. 

A national security geared so that the nonecological oriented and careless unconnected consumers get economically connected to increase the connections of the few rich ones that are in charge of the business connections which disconnect the connections of the Biosphere.

Some powerful nations in the block (e.g., US, UK) have even gone to the extent of using force and invading oil rich countries (e.g., Iraq) to secure a good supply of oil. 

The idea behind is to have enough black gold until they decide to switch to another type of energy to continue with their antibiospherical lifestyle. 

So there is a close connection between human society, oil, Biosphere and death. Man´s mechanical and economical system is a wheel of death.

The fuel people buy at the stations to fill up their car gas tanks is one way or another connected with environmental destruction, blood shedding and human misery, for countries rich in oil (e.g., Nigeria) do not use necessarily their bonanza to solve the social and economic problems of their fellow beings. 

Oil, in such cases, usually means an opportunity to sneak out a few millions of dollars for a bank account in Switzerland.

So, let us get small but yet big, keeping in mind the global connections and let us put the eagle eye perspective to our human zoo and ask a question:

Would anyone burning out tires (Video 1), which are connected to oil resources and these to the Biosphere, make any sense? Was (and still is) blood shed just for this?

                                                Video 1. Burning out tires.

As far as the first question is concerned, we definitely think that burning out the connected does not make sense. 

Burning tires is an unnecessary waste of the connected natural resources. Any man´s efforts, which are connected to eating and this in turn is connected to the soil and water, to Nature, should be employed in sounder endeavours.

Regarding the second, it is a blooming pity.

But it is up to you, the reader, to make the final judgment.

HUMAN ZOO: CRAZY HATS

By Salvatore Scimino
July 30, 2013

Basiliscus basiliscus. Source: WAZA.

Animals had organised a party to celebrate life. Everyone had an intense hope that humans left Nature alone so each could enjoy its own space without having to worry about being killed, enslaved or losing their homes and families.

Two happy green basilisk lizards got together to talk about human behaviour. One lizard says to the other:

- Don´t you think humans are so vain, trying to imitated our beautiful crests?

- Yeah, but they look so ridiculous and fake. Ours are the real things. Their hats are crazy and are nothing but cheap imitations used to hide a small head, thin hair, baldness, to look taller, transmit a sensation of power or stand out in a crowd of silly people, exclaimed the other.

- At least the days when these naked apes would go out and kill every ostrich they could get their hands on to pluck their feathers for their crazy hats are over, continued one of the lizards.

- That is true but humans are still in the dark ages, always going about shooting and killing our brethren. And don´t forget these two legged beasts have ostrich farms where our friends are fattened and then have their throats cut, added the other lizard. 

- Humans are doing such a lousy job minding their own business. They are so treacherous and wicked. They won´t be happy until they exterminate every living thing on the face of the Earth, said a rhino that join the conversation.

- Unfortunately this is true, said one of the lizards.

- Do you think they have long to live the way they are going so full of insanity?, asked the rhino to the basilisks.

- Unless they learn to live within the limits set by Mother Nature, we doubt humans will continue under the sun, replied both lizards.

- Let us drink to that!, agreed the three friends.

The host of the party, an elegant cassowary, announced that there was a clip for everyone to enjoy. It was a movie about those ridiculous hats some females had been wearing recently at one of those extravagant parades humans are known for when they get together with the view of reproducing more of their own dangerous kind. 

The movie was called "Crazy hats for crazy occasions" (Video 1). It was the latest in a series to portray the insane lives of these two legged naked apes.

                             Video 1. The Movie "Crazy hats for a crazy occasions".

Everybody was surprised and laughed a lot watching man´s ingeniousness to complicate his life and fuck up everyone else´s.

Welcome to the human zoo!!!

HUMAN ZOO: MED WHIPPED CREAM

By Salvatore Scimino
July 18, 2013

Source: Google Images.

There are some good or excellent medical doctors. They are the ones who keep abreast with the latest advances in medical research. Their training and accumulated experience is such that anyone under their care will get the best medical treatment.  And let us hope that we never have shortages of this kind of professionals.

Otherwise you would be in deep trouble. You need them once in a while to have them remove from you a piece of your rotten large intestine that could no longer handle your cheese hamburgers and well done steaks or your boobs are falling off, filled with tumours caused by a diet rich in animal fats.

Some doctors are average but their dedication to help people makes them remarkably outstanding. The world owes them a lot.

But there are also a few physicians that are not worth a piece of shit. Like those who cannot make heads or tails out of a CT scan or confuse your spleen with the pancreas. Or the ones who do human organ trafficking.

How did these shitty doctors get through medical school successfully anyway? There are various reasons.

Med students are not a breed apart. Neither are they special except they are more ambitious and money-loving than the rest of students since they know that the medical career can bring them abundance of money and prestige and, of course, lots of fucks. Med students fall in any of the following categories:

• Students with photographic memory and who are picked by the puppet masters who give them a scholarship,
• Students whose father belongs to or is connected to powerful visible or secret societies,
• Students whose parents belong to or are connected to powerful religious cults or societies,
• Students whose parents are government officials with good connections higher up,
• Students whose parents are army officers with strong political clout,
• Students whose father is a physician with good connections,
• Students whose parents are wealthy and can afford to send them to med school,
• Students whose parents are friends of university officials or med professors,
• Students recruited by university officials or professors because of the outstanding grades (willingness to work hard) and a strong sense of reaching a goal, like a hound,
• Students who work their butt off enough to pass exams, have a good memorising neuronal machine, have the right grades (straight-A) and happen to be at the right time, at the right situation and at the right location to be picked by goberning or official bodies to send them to med shool on a scholarship, 
• Students whose father or mother own a well endowed foundation,
• Students whose father is a wealthy mafia boss disguised as a respectable citizen,
• Students with one, more or all of the above.

Now, this is basically how it works in the United States, as far as we know: 

First, you have to be a smart aleck student in high school and your father must be a doctor. It is not necessary for you to be on the genius line. You have to be persistent on reaching your goal, though. 

  
Second, your father has to make a "donation" of US $200.000-300.000 to the medical school of your choice. 

And third, you have got good brains to memorise the tonnes of information thrown at you in your classes and to coordinate everything at test time. 

If by any chance you fall behind on any school subject (biochemistry, biophysics, human anatomy, etc.), you always have the learning centre to go to. There you will find people (usually "bright" students) who get paid to help you get through the rough spots along your med career.

And after years of heavy partying at night during the whole week and cramming a couple of nights before the exams and surmounting these hills plus passing the medical boards, voilá, you are a medical doctor! 

As expected, old partying habits from med school are hard to die and pop out now and then whilst working or off work. And some doctors are into whipping cream, like Tungara frogs (Engystomops pustulosus) at amplexus (Video 1), whenever they can.

                                       Video 1. Frog love foam.



Any doctor who likes to do some philandering knows a recipe for whipping cream.


Med whipped cream 

Source: Google images.

Good morning, Doctor!, said the good looking female nurse.

Hmm ..., I like this woman. May be I can get her in my sack, thought the young doctor.
   

Before you knew they were both making whipped cream one night after work. 

it was a hot and sticky summer night. The squeaking of the vehicle bouncing up and down, the huffing and puffing coming from the luxury car stationed with the open windows in the park woke up the birds sleeping on the trees. 

A pair of panicked doves took to the air, tearing their way through the foliage,  rustling and snipping leaves and twigs with the flapping wings. A few leaves fell on the ground next to Cupido´s car.

After the pair of lovers had their genital fill, each went to their respective homes. Not before having planned upon improving their whipped cream recipe next weekend.

Not bad for such a philanderer who had a job slicing people, examining cunts and asses, cutting off prostates and large intestines, stitching guts, stretching skin, dipping the hands in blood and shit and what have you. "I do not care as long as the pay is good", he used to say.

Hey, do you know a poor doctor?  

Welcome to the human zoo!!!

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