RUSSIA: SAUSAGE KING OF MOSCOW SENT TO OUTER SPACE

Source: Wikipedia.

By G. Hammer

Meat eats meat. And meat also kills meat. For instance, cancer feeds on human meat. Also, carnivore mammals thrive on meat.

Here we bring you a case of meat killing meat.

It has to to with a man in Russia. A multimillionaire known as the "Sausage King of Moscow". 

An economic successful story without a happy ending.

What happened to him goes to show you that money always brings a high price tag. It seems that not all was going well for him, for the oligarch had family feuds over his empire. We all know that empires breed contempt and disgrace.

Nonetheless, recently all his troubles have come to an end.

He was recently sent to meet St. Peter in Heaven. This Russian oligarch finally found home in outer space.

How?

Whilst he was busy playing sausage with his lover in the sauna, two masked bandidos came in and attacked them. The predators demanded a lot of money. The thugs tied the couple up. Next they killed the oligarch with a crossbow.

Read the full story here.