CANNED HUMANS HUNTING CANNED FOOD: A BRIEF STORY, PEPPERED WITH SOME ILLUMINATI HUEVONOLOGY

Source: Yesterday Today via YouTube.

By Gundhramn Hammer
February 2, 2019

As long as no other predators including members of their own species screw them up, clubbed them down as prey, they roamed freely as the wind. 

There is no doubt that life was tough. It was a raw-tooth life. The evidence from the past shows that humans (Therapsida: Mammalia: Primates: Homo sapiens) were hunters (Fig. 1) and gatherers. 

 

Figure 1. Bison hunting. Painting by George Catlin. Source: Wikipedia.

And at the same time, intra- and interspecific cannibalism was fucking rampant too.

But there is one thing for sure. Humans ate wholesome and fresh food, right out Mother Nature´s "shelves". 

Then, man being a restless childish creature, quite inventive, dreamer of enslaving dreams, fearful, lover of the least effort, passionate about tool- and weapon-making, extremely crazy about sex, addicted to hogging anything that calms down his fucking inner hell, and deeply infected by the invisible juice exudated by the evil archons, as time went by, he came up with the idea of living cramped like sardines in what Illuminati historians and archaeologists have come to call "cities".

In a nutshell, he insanely canned himself. Humans became city-dwellers (Figure 2).

Figure 2. Man´s favourite habitat: The City. Source: The City.

Now, canned humans still hunt and gather like in the past. But they do it differently. First they must work for money, i.e., give up some of their life energy in exhange of money. And next they go hunting for food at "markets" or "grocery stores". 

It is a matter of canned humans hunting canned food (Video 1).

Video 1. A historical view of humans (Primates: Homo sapiens) hunting at grocery stores in the United States. Uploaded by Yesterday Today.

Yeah, we can say that man has "progressed" alright. But he now eats and drinks canned crap, and breathes crap. 

It is not at all surprising that he now has his colon not only full of shit, but also of cancer, amongst other things that are screwing him up.

His whole body-package of symphonically-organised particulated matter has become loaded by toxic particulate matter of his own making. Good news for the big pharma!

And now to soothe his present insanity, the Illuminati experts working at huevonology centres and institutes have come up with the ingenious idea of "sustainability" to continue with the same Earth-crapping story. A farce neatly disguised under fake green childish stories.

But wait... What the hell is huevonology? 

Huevonology is a term derived from the American spanish huevón, a lazy person. Here I use it in reference to those high-salaried bureaucratic savants (i.e., Biosphere-chewing folks, be it directly or indirectly, for Nature is the fountain of all economics) specialised in scratching their genitalia in comfy officies around the world and good at writing piles of data that won´t do jack to save man´s butt unless these same ideas or so-predicated things are brought into real practice. Folks who love getting together to talk bullshit (blah.blah.blah...) at annual meetings at the expense of the tax-payers. And when they do so, there is usually some previous, in-between or after hours screwing, topped with some heavy eating of fancy meals which are accompanied with expensive wines. People who work for the Illuminati & Co. and who at the same time are also part of the real problem. Members of a huge worldwide-plague that do indeed get a big portion of Mother Nature´s pie. 

But wait a minute!... Aren´t we all humans a plague on this planet? 

Yep... We are.

Let´s face it, any human riding on and feeding off today´s "economic development" wave is only sustainable when dead and fully recycled by Nature.

Anyway, so much for canned man.

See you later alligators!!