DON QUIXOTE POOPED HIS PANTS: THE GREEN GIANT FROM HELL

Source: Letralia.

By Gundhramns Hammer
February 24, 2015
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The man from other time, always thinking of other times, really had the hots for his sweet Dulcinea. He was head over heels, day and night dreaming of her sweet lips. His only concern was that no other man should ever penetrate her castle unless it was his rigid gallant cavalry.

But the wind was blowing strong and Don Quixote of La Mancha was able to pick up the smell of an impending battle. 

• Don Sancho, wake up, you lazy bum, Don Quixote urged.
• What!....what!..., Don Pancho mumbled, barely opening his eyes and yawning. But he immediately went back to sleep. At least he tried, for Don Quixote was shaking up scare shitless.
• I hear a funny noise! I think it is a giant getting ready his weapons to fight me!, said Don Quixote.
• Fuck!, go back to bed and we´ll deal with whatever is out there tomorrow!, Don Sancho muttered.

That night Don Quixote could not sleep at all. He kept his guard, lest the enemy would come to him whilst he was sawing oak wood.

And Don Quixote was damn right. A giant was really getting up his battle gear ready to fight his mighty spear.

And giant was it for sure! Don Quixote (Fig. 1) would soon face his biggest enemy ever!
 

Figure 1. Don Quixote de la Mancha and Don Sancho Panza. Source: Wikipedia.

But this time, Don Quixote was fucked. His enemy was a real monster. There was no way Don Quixote would beat this fucking bastard to pulp.

Next day in the morning, upon seen the monster on the vast plain whose noise had kept him awake, shaking and shivering like a recently plucked guitar string all night long, Don Quixote pooped in his pants and fainted right on the spot. So did Don Sancho!

Nonetheless, someone else was really happy about what happened that day. 

Rocinante, Don Quixote´s elegant horse, had the day off. The beast did not give a fuck about the biggest green devil taken out of hell his master had ever seen in his crazy crusades.

What in the hell did Don Quixote of La Mancha and Don Sancho Panza see that forced them to shit in their pants, an act that Dulcinea for sure would have intensively disliked or made her vomit on the spot?

Here is what they saw. Well, at least this is what they thought they saw that fateful and unforgetable day: A green giant from hell (Video 1):

Video 1. Don Quixote´s nightmare: The biggest windmill in the world.

Anyway, who could blame Don Quixote de la Mancha and his sidekick, Don Sancho Panza, for acting so ungentlemanly standing before such an enemy in the battlefield?

If you did not know what it was, you would probably be scared shitless too.

Considering that there is an invasion of these giants upon ourselves all over the world, Don Quixote would be extremely busy today, sweating it out, working his butt off to fight and bring down these monsters for a long, long time.

What would Don Miguel de Cervantes y Saavedra, the creator of Don Quixote, have thought of it had he seen these giant wind turbines? 

His masterpiece would probably have another windy twist.


The green iceberg

This business of wind power is a green iceberg. We only see its tip. 

More so when you consider other things that the wind - the power that moves the rotor blades of the windmills - usually leaves out untouched many a nongreen things under the cover of green frills. 

You have to scrape your own granita to find out what the heck this green iceberg is hiding underneath.

So, the keen green investigator can dig the rest of the rest to rest what remains in the rest to rest to what everyone should rest to get to the bottom of the rest. To do the rest under the rest of what is now pushed as "green" in man´s nongreen economic machine. 

Now, upon scraping like crazy to get to see the rest of the green iceberg, don´t be surprise if you come up against a big laundering machine. 


How green are these giants?

By this time, we all know that that man has come up with a new bandwagon to excuse his anti-biospherical course: Green energy. 

But mon Capitaine, can we really call wind energy green? 

No, mon ami. 

Firstly, the materials to build these wind giants had to come from somewhere. Man does not have a matter synthesizer like in Star Trek yet.

So, wherever, the wind turbine materials were taken out of, they have left a big hole in the Biosphere matrix, one way or another. 

Second, these machines require rare earths in their guts. 

And extracting rare earths contaminates the environment, even to the point to leaving the spot full of tailings containing nasty radioactivity. 

Besides these elements are not common. Go ahead, read Anja Brummer´s work on wind energy and rare earths.

Third, a lot of energy has to go into their construction. 

Fourth, the upkeep is also expensive in terms of man-salaries. Wind turbine specialists are expensive.

Furthermore, wind turbines are not built to last forever (Video 2). Sooner or later they end up in the city dump.

 Video 2. Wind turbine disaster.

On top of this, people should ask birds to hear what they have to say about wind turbines. 

Birds would tell you that wind turbines are another of man´s hurdles that they have to cope with. These mechanical monsters kill birds (Video 3).

Video 3. Bird strike: Windmills are killing thousands of birds.

As if birds did not have enough to deal with under man´s encroachment, dislodgement, contamination, invasion, deforestation and destruction on his "progress" race unleashed upon his own mother (and father): Nature, suffering many deaths due to collisions with cars, airplanes, transmission lines, homes, skycrapers and communication towers, then wind turbines do bring up another problem to the birds´ already difficult lives.

Bats, our only flying mammalian brethren, would agree.

In a nutshell, so far green energy is a farce, mon ami. 

It seems to me that what is supposed to be green is sold to the public as green only to get more green under the cover of green. How clever!

Tabernacle! 

Whoever invests in these "green" things is after other green to protect his green under the disguise of green.

Fuck!

 
See you later alligators! 

Source: Jessica´s Health Blog.

References 

Brumme Anja (2014). Wind energy deployment and the relevance of rare earths: An economic analysis. SpringerGabler, Wiesbaden, Germany. 87 pp.

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INVASION OF THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL WIND FARMS: MONEY LAUNDERING

By Gundhramns Hammer
August 13, 2013

Source: Google Images.

Earth is supposed to be getting so fucking hot due to the "climate change" that humans (Homo insapiens) have decided to fan their asses with wind farms before their balls collapse or melt and go to hell.

These fucking naked apes are chasing the illusive dream of sustainablility for their unsustainable habits. They will not give up so easily their wasteful lifestyles and are very determined not to get off their consumption band wagon. 

To continue treading the highway of squandering and screwing a planet of finite resources and disguise their grand designs to "develop" Nature, "pay-check" scientists keep inventing new terminologies for the same fucking polluting and destructive habits of humans. Now they have come up with "sustainable wind turbines".

As if they were extraterrestrial structures, wind turbines are going up everywhere, popping up like mushrooms out of the ground or from the sea bottom, turning the landscape sour. 

Although there are people who enjoy seeing these monsters in their backyards. Who knows if these humans are human-ET hybrids.

Wherever wind farms appear, birds and bats are the first to get the brunt. Upon land, forests come next. The ground moisture is drastically reduced or vanished. 

Downwind, irrigation farmers have to spend more money and time pumping water to replace the moisture blown away by the fanning of the turbine blades.

But what is really behind this fever? Who is behind this new fashion to "save the world" or "attain sustainability"?

The same people as usual. The good, the bad and the ugly. But this time they have gone "green".

Let us take a look at one "green" corner where some of these greedy bastards have just bedded down together and fuck one another:

King Of Wind: Italy Seizes Assets Of Clean Energy Entrepreneur Who Laundered Mafia’s Dirty Money

By Palash Ghosh
International Business Times
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Anti-mafia investigators in Italy have seized assets valued at 1.3 billion euros ($1.67 billion) from a Sicilian businessman believed to have ties to organized crime.

It is believed to be the biggest such confiscation of assets to date in Italian history.

Vito Nicastri, known as the King of Wind, was forced to relinquish his properties, as well as cash and interests in alternative energy companies, including wind power firms (hence, the inspiration for his nickname). On the whole, Nicastri, 57, lost 43 companies, 98 properties, 66 bank accounts, credit cards, investment funds, sports cars and yachts.

Ostensibly a businessman and electrician, Nicastri allegedly had ties to senior Mafia figures, including Matteo Messina Denaro, a Sicilian mafia godfather who has been a fugitive from the law for 20 years, and made his name as an alternative energy entrepreneur.

"This is a sector in which money can easily be laundered," Arturo de Felice, the director of the Anti-Mafia Investigative Directorate, told SkyTG24. As a front man, Nicastri allegedly invested huge sums of money generated by criminal activities, including extortion and drug trafficking, into clean energy projects and other legitimate enterprises on behalf of mobsters.

De Felice marveled at the magnitude of Nicastri’s assets that were confiscated. "These assets will now pass directly to the state," he said. "This is an unprecedented sum. It is something we are justifiably proud of.”

Ivan Lo Bello, vice president of business lobby organization Confindustria, said in a tweet that "Matteo Messina Denaro is behind many businessmen considered above suspicion who manage and take care of the assets of the real boss of Cosa Nostra. The fight against money laundering is fundamental to the crushing of the mafia."

The Daily Telegraph reported that investigators in Italy suspect that organized crime groups like the Cosa Nostra in Sicilia and ‘Ndrangheta in Calabria have laundered dirty money through renewable energy projects, while taking advantage of large subsidiaries provided by the European Union.

However, according to reports, it is unclear if Nicastri has been arrested or not. The Guardian newspaper of Britain reported that Nicastri is “under surveillance” and ordered by police to remain in his hometown of Alcamo, on Sicily’s west coast, for a period of three years.

Meanwhile, Messina Denaro, 51, the apparent "boss of all bosses" in Sicily, remains in hiding. He is one of the most wanted men in the world.


So now you know, "green" and "sustainable" may also mean "black and white", as in money laundering.