GERMANY´S CRAPSPHERE: WHITE JUMBO´S CORRUPTED GUTS

Source: Wikipedia.

By Gundhramn Hammer
December 27, 2017

There was dimension in the tension. Also aprehension. Enthu, the captain spoke. Ladies and gentleman, this is the captain speaking to you. Welcome aboard. Please fasten your seat belts. We are ready to take off. Enjoy your trip!

Following the usual sequence in his neural circuitry, the captain thought to himself: One! Two! Three!... Until five. But nothing happened. The damn thing did not take off. Another counting of five came by and the same thing. Nothing. He insisted, but nothing occurred, not even an fart. 

Then, following a route that would cause the least tension in this human situation, the silence of the loudspeakers was broken once more by a male voice, saying: This is the captain again, he said. I am sorry to tell you that we are going to be delayed, for our jumbo doesn´t want to take off. He´s pissed off. We recommend you to get off and get ready to wait until 2018. Maybe 2019. Perhaps 2020. Fuck, no one knows!! (Video 1).

Video 1. Berlin´s Brandenburg white jumbo. Uploaded by DW English.

What the hell happened? Was it corrosion?

As far as to what happened, it was and still is development undeveloped by people who want to overdevelop their pockets. 

Regarding corrosion, it appears there was none. It has to do with corruption. Fucking corruption has eaten its guts!

This is why Germany´s white jumbo has not been able to take off. It´s got corrupted guts.

Welcome to Germany´s crapsphere!

Mon dieu, mon Capitaine! It looks like it is a matter of some legality and illegality tangled up sucking the suckers!

Yeap, mon ami.

In the meantime, someone is getting richer. Including the mafia.

At least they should have warned the public, with a sign saying something like this:  

• Warning! Crapped naked monkeys crapping! 

  

That´s all for now, folks!

See you later, alligators!

TURKEY´S FEVER: ITS BIGGEST MAMMOTH

Construction of Turkey´s new airport. Source: DW English.

By Gundhramn Hammer
December 27, 2017

Turkey... well, the folks who are in control of this human farm, wants to top everyone in the global tribe. It is under the grip of the "development fever" that is tsunamiying the entire world. Man is screwing up Earth´s every corner where he can get to and shit.

Where once stood an old forest, it is now the construction site of what´s supposed to become the "largest airport on the world" (Wikipedia, 2017): Istanbul New Airport (İstanbul Yeni Havalimanı). For now, Turkey´s biggest mammoth.

This new baby will be able to handle 150 million Homo sapiens per year (Wikipedia, 2017). This means that if it ever gets this point, the environmental authorities will have to deal with 30.000 tonnes of human shit (200 g/Homo sapiens/d) dumped at the airport, anally and annually. Plus urine, garbage, etc.

Obviously, since they are mere formalities coming from the contracted formals who inform the public about the doings of the informals who are beyond any formality (i.e., the oligarchs), the EIAs (Environmental Impact Assessment. Click here and here) didn´t stop the development masters from screwing up local farmers (Video 1) and the flora (e.g., 2.5 million trees on the Black Sea coast; Blaser, 2014) and fauna (lots of species). After all, everything is done in the name of "progress". But it always boils down to this: Whoever controls the purse always gets away with his way.

 

Video 1. Turkey´s mammoth airport. Uploaded by DW English.

In the end, the Turkish people and whoever gets caught in this tide will have to camel up the mammoth airport cost: 22 billion euros (Blaser, 2014). That´s what human cattle are for!

Eventually, directly or indirectly we all end up eating our own "developed" crap. Sooner or later.

So much for "economic development". Certainly, crapped "prosperity".

Anyway... is Homo sapiens really sapiens, mon Capitaine?

Fuck!

References

Blaser N. (2014). One year on, Turkey´s environmentalists embattled. DW: Made for minds. Top Stories/World/Europe.

Wikipedia (2017). Istanbul new airport. Wikimedia Foundation, San Francisco, CA. USA.