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As long as no other predators including members of their own species screw them up, clubbed them down as prey, they roamed freely as the wind.
There is no doubt that life was tough. It was a raw-tooth life. The evidence from the past shows that humans (Therapsida: Mammalia: Primates: Homo sapiens) were hunters (Fig. 1) and gatherers.
Figure 1. Bison hunting. Painting by George Catlin. Source: Wikipedia.
And at the same time, intra- and interspecific cannibalism was fucking rampant too.
But there is one thing for sure. Humans ate wholesome and fresh food, right out Mother Nature´s "shelves".
Then, man being a restless childish creature, quite inventive, dreamer of enslaving dreams, fearful, lover of the least effort, passionate about tool- and weapon-making, extremely crazy about sex, addicted to hogging anything that calms down his fucking inner hell, and deeply infected by the invisible juice exudated by the evil archons, as time went by, he came up with the idea of living cramped like sardines in what Illuminati historians and archaeologists have come to call "cities".
In a nutshell, he insanely canned himself. Humans became city-dwellers (Figure 2).
Figure 2. Man´s favourite habitat: The City. Source: The City.
Now, canned humans still hunt and gather like in the past. But they do it differently. First they must work for money, i.e., give up some of their life energy in exhange of money. And next they go hunting for food at "markets" or "grocery stores".
It is a matter of canned humans hunting canned food(Video 1).
Video 1. A historical
view of humans (Primates: Homo sapiens) hunting at grocery stores in the United States. Uploaded by Yesterday Today.
Yeah, we can say that man has "progressed" alright. But he now eats and drinks canned crap, and breathes crap.
It is not at all surprising that he now has his colon not only full of shit, but also of cancer, amongst other things that are screwing him up.
His whole body-package of symphonically-organised particulated matter has become loaded by toxic particulate matter of his own making. Good news for the big pharma!
And now to soothe his present insanity, the Illuminati experts working at huevonologycentres and institutes have come up with the ingenious idea of "sustainability" to continue with the same Earth-crapping story. A farce neatly disguised under fake green childish stories.
But wait... What the hell is huevonology?
Huevonology is a term derived from the American spanish huevón,
a lazy person. Here I use it in reference to those high-salaried bureaucratic savants (i.e., Biosphere-chewing folks, be it directly or indirectly, for Nature is the fountain of all economics) specialised
in scratching their genitalia in comfy officies around the world and good at writing piles of data that won´t do jack to
save
man´s buttunless these same ideas or so-predicated things are brought into
real practice. Folks who love getting together to talk bullshit
(blah.blah.blah...) at annual meetings at the expense of the tax-payers. And when they do so, there is usually some previous, in-between or after hours screwing, topped with some heavy
eating of fancy meals which are accompanied with expensive wines.
People who work for the Illuminati & Co. and who at the same time are also part of the real problem. Members of a huge worldwide-plague that do indeed get a big portion of Mother Nature´s pie.
But wait a minute!... Aren´t we all humans a plague on this planet?
Yep... We are.
Let´s face it, any human riding on and feeding off today´s "economic development" wave is only sustainable when dead and fully recycled by Nature.
Nothing is nothing without nothing from your nothing when you have nothing to add to nothing. If one day you have nothing, then you will have nothing to add to your nothing and the world will be without your nothing, and that will be the day when you have decided you need no more than what you really need to live on this planet that you will leave without nothing. Are you ready (Videos 1-2) to unhive yourself this coming Christmas Night and perhaps beyond before you hit nothing?
Video 1. Human meat (Carne humana). Uploaded by Rina Atienza.
Video 2. Animal meat (Carne de animal). Uploaded by Trenu Tapia.
In a world of finite resources and where everything is interconnected so that you cannot touch a grain of sand without touching a whale, if you are an urbanite, going meat-free (Fig. 1) means you will last longer and leave something for those behind you before you go out of this world with nothing.
Remember, it could also be your children´s pain in the near future!
So, watch your step now! Unhive yourself from the bloody train!!
OK. You may say to us now Fuck you! for having touched your dear mind-hived meat-eatingstate.
But your kids in the future could very well complain and tell you - you already a grandpa or grandma - Fuck you!!! for not having done anything about the environmental state of things on Earth by changing your present mind-hived anti-biospherichabits to put them on the sustainable train!!!
So, do you dare think about thinking to change your thinking to get out of your mind-hived eating? Wake up!! Come on! Unhive yourself from eating not only yourself but
also your children´s future! Come on! Get out of your blood mire! Come on! Light your inner fire of empathy! Let animals have a Merry Christmas!!! Related article:
Traducción: ¿ESTAS LISTO PARA DESCOLMENEARTE DE...?
Por Gundhramns Hammer 22 de diciembre de 2015
"2% de la gente piensa; 3% de las personas piensan que piensan; 95% de la gente preferiría morir antes que pensar". George Bernard Shaw
Nada es nada sin nada de nada cuando tú no tienes nada que añadir a la nada. Si un día no tienes nada, entonces tú tendrás nada que añadir a tu nada y el mundo estará sin tu nada, y ese será el día en que tú hayas decidido que tú no necesitas más de lo que realmente necesitas para vivir en este planeta que vas a abandonar sin nada.
¿Estás listo (Videos 1-2) para descolmenearte a ti mismo la próxima Noche de Navidad y tal vez más allá antes de llegar a la nada?
En un mundo de recursos finitos y donde todo está interconectado de manera que no se puede tocar un grano de arena sin tocar una ballena, si tú eres un urbanita, no carne (Fig. 1) significa que vas a durar más tiempo y dejarás algo para los que están detrás de ti antes de irte de este mundo sin nada.
Recuerda, la carne es más que algo.
Sin entrar en ningún detalle al respecto, mirándolo desde cualquier punto de vista, ya sea ecológico o nutricional, la carne es algo más que carne.
Recuerda, también podría ser el dolor de tus hijos en un futuro próximo!
Por lo tanto, mira lo que pisas ahora! Descolmenéate a ti mismo del tren sangriento!!
Okey. Tú puedes decirnos ahora Vete a la mierda! por haber tocado tu querido estado de carnívoro colmeneado.
Pero tus hijos en el futuro podrían muy bien quejarse y decirte – ya tú un abuelo o abuela - Vete a la mierda!!! por no haber hecho nada sobre el estado ambiental de las cosas en la Tierra, cambiando sus actuales hábitos colmeneados anti-biosféricos para ponerlos en el tren sostenible!!!
Así que, ¿te atreves a pensar acerca de pensar cambiar tu forma de pensar para salir de tu forma de comer mentalmente colmeneado? ¡Vamos! ¡Descolménate de no sólo comerte a ti mismo, sino también el futuro de tus
hijos! ¡Vamos! ¡Sal de tu ciénaga de sangre! ¡Vamos! ¡Enciende tu fuego interior de empatía! ¡Permite
que los animales tengan una Feliz Navidad!
First brainwash them thoroughly. Next make them unfeeling, callous, unforgiving, cruel, insatiable and totally self-centred. Make perfect zombies out of them.
And then you can farm them as you please.
In a sense, the global masters are already doing whatever they want to do with the abundant human cattle.
They own you! So, one of these days you will wake up in a slaughterhouse!
Sooner or later they are bound to eat shit on Earth. Gundhramns Hammer
Daleks (Fig. 1) are not supposed to eat anything at all. This is what Dr. Who had known all along. But the Universe is vast, full of surprises and with many unexplored corners for the time lords.
Figure 1. Daleks: ET race of cyborgs. Source: Wikipedia.
Dr. Who knew only this kind of daleks. The ones that he had yet to meet and fight on a future adventure were more vicious and dangerous for any species made of organic meat.
In fact, these cyborgs were strictly carnivorous. They ate nothing but blood and meat juices prepared in the labs.
Because of this, they have also become specialised in trade. They were the intergalactic chupacabras.
The ancient ET race led by Chupacavros that constructed these killing machines had failed at their first attempt when making these cyborgs.
Something went wrong with the programming which in the end proved to be quite a success.
This first generation of cyborgs - a hybrid of an alien creature and a fuckitronic machine - that came out of the Chupacavros´ laboratory, a mega-structure stuck in a huge crater on planet Fukia, were a bunch of wackos and morons.
They talked and repeated incessantly a lot of shit:
Pain and meat diet! Pain and meat diet! Pain and meat diet! Fuck with lentils! Fuck with lentils! Fuck with lentils! We want blood and power! We want blood and power! We want blood and power!
Like father like son. Chupacavros smiled when he saw that his new cyborgs were good. They look sort of like him but more on the evil side.
Chupacavros baptised his new charming mechanical babies with a special name: Fukleks(Fig. 1).
FIgure 1. Chupacavros´ new babies. Source: deviantart.
Despite being capable of constructing ingenious robotic machines, Chupacavros was otherwise a fucking moron who only wanted to drink bloodshakes and gobble up on barbecued meat.
He hated lentils (Fig. 2), those seeds he had tried once on his first visit to the planet Earth.
Figure 2. Types of lentils (Lens culinaris). Source: Wikipedia.
Although Chupacavros was an excellent geneticist, otherwise he was a fucking lousy ET scientitist.
He never bother to find out the nutritional value of lentils (Tables 1-8), the seeds that many centuries later we would know by the fancy scientific name of Lens culinaris.
Table 1. Comparison of the nutritional
value of meats and lentils. Constructed by authors based on data from Gebhardt & Thomas (2002) and
Zia-Ul-Haq et al. (2011).
Food
item
Portion
Protein
(g)
Meats
Beef, cooked
3 oz
23
Lamb, cooked
3 oz
26
Pork, fresh,
cooked
3 oz
24
Veal, lean,
cooked
3 oz
31
Chicken,
meat only
3 oz
25
Duck, meat
only
3 oz
24
Turkey, dark
meat only
3 oz
24
Turkey,
light meat only
3 oz
25
Pulses
Lentils, dry
1
cup
18
Lentils,
crude protein
100 g of
seeds
28-30
Soups
Beef,
vegetable
1
cup
6
Chicken,
rice
1
cup
4
Lentils,
soup
1
cup
8
1 oz = 16 g
Table 2. Essential amino acid composition of lentils (Lens culinaris). Source: Urbano et al. (2007). Bibliography as per authors.
Table 3. Non-essential amino acid composition of lentils (Lens culinaris). Source: Urbano et al. (2007). Bibliography as per authors.
Table 4. Free non-protein amino acids and trigonelline in lentils (Lens culinaris) (mg-100 g DM). Source: Urbano et al. (2007). Bibliography as per authors.
Table 5. Fatty acid composition of lentils(Lens culinaris). Source: Urbano et al. (2007). Bibliography as per authors.
Table 6. carbohydrate composition of lentils (Lens culinaris). Source: Urbano et al. (2007). Bibliography as per authors.
Table 7. Mineral composition of lentils (Lens culinaris). Source: Urbano et al. (2007). Bibliography as per authors.
Table 8. Vitamin content of lentils (Lens culinaris). Source: Urbano et al. (2007). Bibliography as per authors.
But to Chupacavros´ advantage, Earth has plenty of natural resources to choose from when it came to supper time. It is rich in biodiversity.
Being a intergalactic chupacabra, Dr. Chupacavros did not like any Earth´s legumes or vegetables at all but he really got fucking hooked on fresh blood and meat from the teeming fauna on this still unexplored planet.
Whilst on Earth, it occurred to Chupacavros to build a biological machine using the genetic material already available around.
That was a simple matter in a planet with so many critters going around. He went after the most chupacavroid looking ones.
He did not have to go that far for his prey. The forest nearest the ET camp was a real wild zoo. He hunted a couple of good sized chimps that were busy fucking and making funny squeaking and huffing and puffing noises at the foot of a giant tree. He brought the pieces immediately to his lab.
After a week of hard work, his first genetic attempt was a total mess.
He produced all kinds of monsters that he decided to let loose in different parts of the planet to see what would be the result of this new invasive species on the local fauna.
Chupacavros was also interested in moronic ecology.
Finally one day he hit eureka. He succeded in his genetic experiments. This time he had mixed fuklek genes, monkey genes and a small dosis of his own chupacabra DNA.
As before, Dr. Chupacavros smiled whilst standing before his creation but this time his smile lasted longer because he knew immediately he had created the perfect asshole - later known as man - to watch and trample over his flocks on planet Earth, a blue planet he was fond of and called dearly ETarchg.
The funny thing is that this alien´s creation was as blood thirsty as its creator, Dr. Chupacavros.
Again, like father like son.
His primatiform creature, the talking monkey that Chupacavros named mahnfuk, an almost perfect programmable biological machine (i.e., man), was also fucking crazy for fresh blood and meat (Video 1), a habit that as time went by it would be a source of headache for its own survival on a planet of limited resources:
Warning! Graphic images!
Video 1. Camel´s hell in the hands of fallen angels.
Chupacavros soon realised he had struck gold with this new species of farty and full of shit monkey, as he later found out based upon of a couple of dissections.
Originally, he had produced 10 pairs of this mahnfuk monkeys and turned them loose in the wild hoping they would adap quickly and get busy making more of their own kind.
Behold! Amazingly they did!! They were programmed to do so!!
These naked monkeys did not waste any time when it came to making more DNA (Video 1). They fuck all the time. In a few years there were plenty of these talking monkeys ready to harvest.
Video 1. DNA making more DNA.
To find out about the quality of this monkey´s meat, Chupacavros hunted a couple of mahnfuks and had them roasted for him.
To his own surprise, he loved the taste of mahnfuk meat.
Chupacavros said these talking monkeys were juicy and sweet.He then knew he was on the right track to be the richest jerk in his galactic block.
Years went by and the alien colony had grown bigger, with fuklek missions going in and out of the blue planet year round. The ETs had made sure to have enough slaughterhouses ready to be used on demand.
So, Chupacavros decided that it was party time.
He went out on a big safari with a large army of fukleks to bring down as many manhfuks and other kind of fauna as possible.
He had figured out that from his first shipment of freshly harvested blood and meat from Etarchg delivered by his fukleks, he would make another killing, enough money to set up more labs on this new planet.
Chupacavros meant business on his new planetary farm.
A farm that many thousand years later after Chupacavros had left to the stars to establish new meat farms would become one day the nest of the biggest predator this planet had ever seen, man, a degenerated monkey whose ancient name had been mahnfuk. A fancy name that in Chupacavros´ language meant "shithead".
Mahnfuk... Man... the monkey that now is determined to fuck his own fucking nest.
This monkey´s curiosity has helped him a lot to make it into a real smart aleck. A short-sighted creature busy carrying out his own experiment of back-fucking engineering to himself, its terran companions and its nest.
But this is still in the future. For now, the ETs are happy to sink their teeth or make juice oiut of Terran.
As far as aliens safaries, fukleks still hunt for mahnfuks by the thousands.
Twice a month, fukleks come to Earth and load up their spaceship with fresh meat to satisfy other ET exotic tastes in other star systems millions of light years aways from this planet. They already have the wormy technology to travel such distances in a jiff.
The missing earthlings, especially the thousands of manhfuks offspring vanished from the surface of the Earth, become the pieces of meat to be cooked in the ET kitchens in other star systems.
They say that Chupacavros is older now and full of colon cancer from eating to much meat on Earth. His ET colon is rotten (Fig. 3). Colon cancer is chupacabring him.
Once in a while Chupacavros still enjoys a mahnfuk´s leg cooked by his favourite fuklek chef.
Future plans have already been made by Chupacavros. His earthling farm will be inherited by his children.
His children will have to deal with the millions of mahnfuks on Earth that are making a mess of the the ET´s biggest farm in the galaxy.
Anyway, these ET kids will also get a huge army of fukleks with the inheritance package, enough for the intergalactic trade of Earth´s mahnfuk meat to last at least another thousand years, if things go the right way.
If Chupacavros´s offspring ever run out of mahnfuk meat, no problem. There are plenty of species of monkeys on this planet to play with their DNA.
Of course, that is assuming that there are any left, for mahnfuk is fucking up Earth way too fast.
Intergalactic chupacabring is a profitable business but it is also a risky one.
Chupacavros never thought that his Earth´s fucking and talking monkeys would have a population explosion, something that is now out of hand. Nearly 7 billion heads of human cattle and still growing. The mahnfuk have proved to be extremely fuckative! Soon these monkeys (Homo insapiens), Chupacavros´ source of juicy pieces of meat, will have to change their diet, leaving blood and meat (Fig. 4) behind and turn to lentils and rice forced under the pressures of the planet´s unbeating ecological forces. No one fucks with Mother Nature.
Figure 4. A man´s giant beefsteak. Source: Points in Case.
No meaty species is ever perfect. Sooner or later they are bound to eat shit on Earth.
When Chupacavros made these fucking smart aleck and parroty monkeys, now known as "humans" (Homo insapiens), he was only thinking of selling more mahnfuk meat in the intergalactic markets.
After all, he was only an amateur moronic ecologist. He didn´t know jack about earthling´s ecology, which was a totally different thing from the one he knew on his native planet Fukia.
Chupacavros was not perfect. He was only another piece of galactic shit.
Message from the stars
Folks, stick to the lentils if you want to be healthy!
Gebhardt S.E.
& Thomas R.G. (2002). Nutritive Value of Foods. United States Department of
Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service, Home and Garden Bull. 72: 1-97.
Giorgios K.S. & Bampali A.D. (2013). Colorectal Cancer. Chapter 1. In: Pp. 1-24, Colonoscopy and Colorectal Cancer Screening: Future Directions, Bustamante M. (Ed.), Intech, Rijeka, Croatia. 274 p. Urbano G., Porres J.M., Frías J. & Vidal-Valverde C. (2007). Nutritional Value. Chapter 5. In: Pp. 47-93, Lentil: An Ancient Crop for Modern Times, Yadav S.S., McNeil D. & Stevenson P.C. (Eds.), Springer, Dordrecht, The Netherlands. 461 p.
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