MAN´S PLANETARY CUISINE: HIS TRIPLE SHIT SANDWICH

Source: Google Images.

By Gundhramns Hammer
October 14, 2013

If we take the downtrodden path, we can say that man is unique. He is the only living being that cooks his meals. Thus he can brag about this to the end of time. He can boast to the four winds that he is the best chef on the planet.  

In the last 50 years, he has been busy in his own kitchen creating amazing dishes, one after another. But there is one dish that topples them all. 

He is very proud of this creation in particular. He feels very haughty because of this feat. It makes him feel the most intelligent and ingenious creature that ever walked upon the planet. 

What the fuck has man done to feel so proud? 

He has built a sandwich. But not just any ordinary sandwich. This one is the biggest sandwith on Earth!

Here is man´s 50-year dish on Earth: Man´s triple shit sandwich (Videos 1-4):

TOP LAYER:

                                                  Video 1. Space junk.



MIDDLE LAYER:

                                                  Video 2. Plastic sea.

                                       Video 3. Midway Island´s plastic dump.



LOWER LAYER:

                            
                                          Video 4. Nuclear waste disposal.                                                                     
              

Man´s poisonous sandwich

Even though man is greedy and stingy most of the time, he has surprinsingly decided to share his triple shit and poisonous sandwich with all of the earthlings on the planet, which is an unfortunate thing. 

Why unfortunate? 

Because this is one meal man should eat entirely by himself. He did it by himself, he shoul eat it by himself. Sadly this is not the case. 

For man alone decided to do it without ever consulting to anyone and went around causing great peril, damage, destruction and death of countless of the rest of nonhuman denizens of the planet. The unfairest thing he ever did.

Behold! Man was so smart, or at least that is what he thought, concocting potions left and right in his borrowed planetary kitchen. 

So smart that he is now suffering a bad indisgestion. 

His indigestion is so bad that even his own farts (Video 5) are making him sick and killing him ridden with cancer (Fig. 1).

                                         Video 5. Smokestacks.

                                                 Click on image to enlarge.

Figure 1. World cancer statistics. Source: Googe Images.

References

Jemal A., Bray F., Center M. M., Ferlay J, Ward E. & Forman D. (2011). Global Cancer Statistics. CA Cancer J. Clin., 61 (2): 69-90.